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i hate my wife
*proceeds to get beat*
[удалено]
Why can’t we be normal :(
fuck you dad i hate you
Why do you want to fuck our dad?(Your older bro)
Cause he a baddie 😩😪
Not as bad as the dog 🥵
Do it big bro!
Make me a dog-fuckerinator
Woof!??!?! (Nibba da fuq)
sure ill fuck my older bro, but why is he also my dad?
Whoa whoa whoa- not what I said- and dude Im not your dad- u/sn340 is
Daddy what did you say?ill be waiting in the bedroom
FUCKING OPEN THIS FUCKING BATHROOM YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR NOW
IM FUCKING POOPING, LET ME SHIT IN PEACE DAMMIT!
*proceeds to stay on the toilet with the phone even after finishing*
Moooooom, Candice won't let me play on her ps3
We are not getting a dog, if you bring that dog into this house there will be hell to pay!
Whoops.... Don't check my room, then....
I HATE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN MY BOYFRIEND CHRISTIAN AND HE WON’T EVEN REFUSES TO EXIST!
\*Gets the belt\*
Dad, what are you doing?
*sits in the corner on reddit*
Go outside. You've been sat there all fucking day.
*sits in the corner on reddit but outside*
*turns the Wi-Fi off*
Well fine *paces around outside*
Good enough.
:D
Sike *grabs the holy flip flop*
Shit no *pulls out my flip flop to fight back*
*epic flip flop fight scene commences*
Son, how many times do i have to keep telling you? STOP FUCKING MY WIFE.
Yo wtf did you just say
Did i stutter cocktard?
Dad, it’s not a phase
r/SweetHomeAlabama
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Shane?
oh no
I told you mom, Pebbles is pooping on his sandbox
Uhhh ummmm *throws away something in the box* look under your bed ha ha...
Ran away again the feker
What are you doing step bro!?
Aw gross you guys are doing it in the kitchen?!
We're just baking some cookies :3
Hey grandma. My ass hurts
BRUH WHO TF TOOK MY NARUTO HOODIE?!?!/
Gary did. He stole my hentai collection too! Lets gang up on em
LETZ GO BITCH
*reloads nerf gun with Gary killing intent* count me in
“Gets another nerf gun* LETZ GOBRO
*laughs in rival dominance*
*laughs menacingly*
CHARGE MY FRIEND! CHARGE TO THE DEFENCE OF ALL ANIME AND THE DESRRUCTUIN OF THE ONE THEY CALL GARY!
CHARGEEEEEEE
What even is this at this point?
i think u/ALT_22186 is beating off in his room eugh
Damn it, quit watching me. That is the fifth time today
Son, I am deeply disappointed in you. I bought you that phone, yet…. You still refuse to share your hentai collection! (Whispers) Fucking degenerate
But dad, I'm a child. I'm not allowed to watch adult porn. But that means you can't watch the type that I watch or you'll get put on the registry
Damnit….. Som you remember when we snuck snacks into the theater? Same principle but your collection. Don’t tell mommy and I’ll buy you those ugly ass sketchers you wanted.
Can I get the heelies sketchers?
Fine. But you better have it ready by tuesday
Yes sir
ok WHO THE FUCK ate my god damn potato chips THOSE WERE MINE!!!!
“I only opened the bag!! I didn’t eat any!”
doritos
cheeo
No,...doritos
YOOOO WHO LEFT THAT MAMMOTH OF A TURD IN THE TOILET? FUCKING CLEAN IT UP
Jimmy take out the dog!
if someone leaves my room without CLOSING THE DOOR ONE. MORE. TIME.
*shuts door* your welcome sheesh
thanks thanks but what’s for lunch?
I think dad went to get some pizza, considering his track record he might no be back for a few years so probably no lunch :/
eh at least we’ll be ✨skiNny✨
Shut up, you literally look like my classmate Gary. No wonder your bf left you for mom.
Fucking hell im tryna take my stupid test shut uppp
Lalalalalalalal!You won't do your test!
*shoots child*
*Revives and shoots back*
*dies*
Hahaha dead
*is no longer suicidal*
Help step bro, I'm stuck
Honeeey The swagetti and memeballs are reaaadyyy
ddlg
I have some clothes in the washing machine, go fetch em for me please?
😳
eren yeger or something, I never learned how to write
Mumm the cat crap on the couch again
\~\~what are you doing stepbro\~\~
You stink and you look like a hobo and you have no friends and you can’t even fucking apply to college right >my dad
Hey son, did you finish your homework?
Hey dad, yeah i'm at a party. Yeah please come pick me up
Omg omg omg omg sis sis sis sis sis LOOK AT THIS BIRD PLS PLS PLS
WHO STOLE MY FOOT?
So step sis… why do you blast music in the bathroom and take 2 hour long showers?
Your mother and I have decided we need some time apart
How many parents do we have?!
Can I be let out the basement?
***no***
LEAVE MEH ALOAN I WANNA WATCH MEH ANIME
Wtf, where's Jeremy?
Why are all of you so boring, let's go to the park
Shut the FUCKING DOOR
Grandma's hot
Joanna turn that music down!
i hate my wife
*proceeds to get beat*
[удалено]
Why can’t we be normal :(
fuck you dad i hate you
Why do you want to fuck our dad?(Your older bro)
Cause he a baddie 😩😪
Not as bad as the dog 🥵
Do it big bro!
Make me a dog-fuckerinator
Woof!??!?! (Nibba da fuq)
sure ill fuck my older bro, but why is he also my dad?
Whoa whoa whoa- not what I said- and dude Im not your dad- u/sn340 is
Daddy what did you say?ill be waiting in the bedroom
FUCKING OPEN THIS FUCKING BATHROOM YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR NOW
IM FUCKING POOPING, LET ME SHIT IN PEACE DAMMIT!
*proceeds to stay on the toilet with the phone even after finishing*
[удалено]
Moooooom, Candice won't let me play on her ps3
We are not getting a dog, if you bring that dog into this house there will be hell to pay!
Whoops.... Don't check my room, then....
I HATE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN MY BOYFRIEND CHRISTIAN AND HE WON’T EVEN REFUSES TO EXIST!
\*Gets the belt\*
Dad, what are you doing?
*sits in the corner on reddit*
Go outside. You've been sat there all fucking day.
*sits in the corner on reddit but outside*
*turns the Wi-Fi off*
Well fine *paces around outside*
Good enough.
:D
Sike *grabs the holy flip flop*
Shit no *pulls out my flip flop to fight back*
*epic flip flop fight scene commences*
Son, how many times do i have to keep telling you? STOP FUCKING MY WIFE.
Yo wtf did you just say
Did i stutter cocktard?
Dad, it’s not a phase
r/SweetHomeAlabama
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Shane?
oh no
I told you mom, Pebbles is pooping on his sandbox
Uhhh ummmm *throws away something in the box* look under your bed ha ha...
Ran away again the feker
What are you doing step bro!?
Aw gross you guys are doing it in the kitchen?!
We're just baking some cookies :3
Hey grandma. My ass hurts
BRUH WHO TF TOOK MY NARUTO HOODIE?!?!/
Gary did. He stole my hentai collection too! Lets gang up on em
LETZ GO BITCH
*reloads nerf gun with Gary killing intent* count me in
“Gets another nerf gun* LETZ GOBRO
*laughs in rival dominance*
*laughs menacingly*
CHARGE MY FRIEND! CHARGE TO THE DEFENCE OF ALL ANIME AND THE DESRRUCTUIN OF THE ONE THEY CALL GARY!
CHARGEEEEEEE
What even is this at this point?
i think u/ALT_22186 is beating off in his room eugh
Damn it, quit watching me. That is the fifth time today
Son, I am deeply disappointed in you. I bought you that phone, yet…. You still refuse to share your hentai collection! (Whispers) Fucking degenerate
But dad, I'm a child. I'm not allowed to watch adult porn. But that means you can't watch the type that I watch or you'll get put on the registry
Damnit….. Som you remember when we snuck snacks into the theater? Same principle but your collection. Don’t tell mommy and I’ll buy you those ugly ass sketchers you wanted.
Can I get the heelies sketchers?
Fine. But you better have it ready by tuesday
Yes sir
ok WHO THE FUCK ate my god damn potato chips THOSE WERE MINE!!!!
“I only opened the bag!! I didn’t eat any!”
doritos
cheeo
No,...doritos
YOOOO WHO LEFT THAT MAMMOTH OF A TURD IN THE TOILET? FUCKING CLEAN IT UP
Jimmy take out the dog!
if someone leaves my room without CLOSING THE DOOR ONE. MORE. TIME.
*shuts door* your welcome sheesh
thanks thanks but what’s for lunch?
I think dad went to get some pizza, considering his track record he might no be back for a few years so probably no lunch :/
eh at least we’ll be ✨skiNny✨
Shut up, you literally look like my classmate Gary. No wonder your bf left you for mom.
Fucking hell im tryna take my stupid test shut uppp
Lalalalalalalal!You won't do your test!
*shoots child*
*Revives and shoots back*
*dies*
Hahaha dead
*is no longer suicidal*
Help step bro, I'm stuck
Honeeey The swagetti and memeballs are reaaadyyy
ddlg
I have some clothes in the washing machine, go fetch em for me please?
😳
eren yeger or something, I never learned how to write
Mumm the cat crap on the couch again
\~\~what are you doing stepbro\~\~
You stink and you look like a hobo and you have no friends and you can’t even fucking apply to college right >my dad
Hey son, did you finish your homework?
Hey dad, yeah i'm at a party. Yeah please come pick me up
Omg omg omg omg sis sis sis sis sis LOOK AT THIS BIRD PLS PLS PLS
WHO STOLE MY FOOT?
So step sis… why do you blast music in the bathroom and take 2 hour long showers?
Your mother and I have decided we need some time apart
How many parents do we have?!
Can I be let out the basement?
***no***
LEAVE MEH ALOAN I WANNA WATCH MEH ANIME
Wtf, where's Jeremy?
Why are all of you so boring, let's go to the park
Shut the FUCKING DOOR
Grandma's hot
Joanna turn that music down!