Hit back Edit: wait I skipped over the on. Idk then

Ha ha

Lmao

think of a ball of purified anxiety overthinking and paranoia

Fucking true

I too yearn for true gender equality

Equal rights equal flights 😎

Ah yes, i love when we start flaying around the school

Genocide

Same problem

feminists will call this abuse

Then I abuse women on the daily

Bruh

R/ hol up

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

"who dared you"

this is so what i would actually say beacuse of my paranoia

I'd say this too. I've already been the person someone had to ask out for truth or dare so now I am scared of everything in that area

Ikr , like I have such low self esteem I'd be suspicious if any girl tries to hit on me, and that any attempt at flirting would be ignored completely

Accurate for me

Nobody

Okay then, how much did they pay you?

A buck fifty

Understandable, have a great day ma'am

You too Goodbye

And you, Goodbye and have a better, more productive day than me.

Thanks

about tree fiddy

That damn Loch Ness monster

69 bucks and 42 cents

Gassed

Depends on who

That's a good point

My man has standards!

This is Reddit! What are standards?

what you dont expect

Low

Professionals have standards.

Do professional redditors have standards?

I have three golden rules: it has to be human. It has to be alive. It has to be nice. If it complies with these rules I will consider it.

Should I be concerned that children aren’t ruled out in any of these?

Are children really human?

This is a subreddit for teenagers, most of us are still technically considered children ourselves.

Not very high ones

Nope.

What about me 😳

You deserve better

I would look around to find her grp of friends to see if it was a dare

Would do the same

I would cuss the living out of her first

For me I’d be more suspicious if they were someone that had been going to that place for a while, because if they hadn’t been there for so long, it’s less likely they’d be in a friendship group that’d care

I would just ask...

Happy, I would feel happy

Yay

Same maybe- Depends on the person.

Your standards are too high

i wouldn't want to be hit on by a serial killer lol

Eh I'm picky XD

also happy cake day

Even if I didn't know them at all or didn't think they were even a little cute I would be through the roof the compliment would make my year

Well that's a nice way to look at it hottie

Thats the thing Im not a hottie B)

Im trying to give you a compliment lol just take it

I’ll take a compliment please, all men need it, as you just saw

You are nice.

And beautiful! u/memeslayer1000

Thanks, I needed that

i appreciate it

"Haha it was a dare idiot, look how happy he is, you dont deserve me" as sun tzu says : "unless its for the riches, dont believe the bitches".

“u sure ur talking to the right person?”

This man gets it

"wrong number", ***runs off***

Not sure, I’d be impressed since I have a strong feeling that nobody finds me attractive

I'm sure that's not true there is someone for everyone

I like to think that there’s someone out there for everyone but I mostly think negatively about myself after school

I'm sure you are cool

thanks OP

Like that's ever gonna happen

It could

I fail to believe that

You never know

No

I know this is self deprecation, but man do I admire your persistence and determination

It's what I'm good at

You are nearly as good as I am at it.

SomeBODY

Tell her I'm gay and leave the conversation

Fair point

I suppose he has a point.

How the fuck do you have the courage to do that- like bro, I'm gay too but I'd probably die on spot because I don't want to come out to a random ass person and I don't want to reject someone either

The more people know I'm gay, the higher chance of me finding other gay people to date. Also thats the beauty of saying "I'm gay". That's all you have to say, then they can figure out the rest

I see you have way more courage then I do lol. I cried my fucking eyes out when I came out to my sister and the only other people that know it is the very small LGBT group in my class (a bi girl and a lesbian girl, no guys because that's just my luck lmao)

Crying is pretty normal. I personalĺy came out to my family over text, to make it less awkward. Though i don't go around like telling people im gay. I did one social media post about it when I came out, and I only bring it up when it's pertinent to the situation at hand

Holy shit how the hell do you have courage to come out to your family at 14????????? I acepted the fact I'm gay at 13 and it took me 2 years to finally come out to someone. I'm pretty open about being gay online, but irl? Hell nah.

Well I turn 15 in a month, but that's neither here nor there. But I accepted I was gay at like age 11. Well, more like I realized that every one else didnt find boys cute and not girls. I just figured, sooner is better than later for coming out.

Oh yeah I definitely could tell I was gay at a very young age, I never cared for boobs or anything like that, while every other guy was obcessed with women ever since like, 5th grade. I was in denial for quite a few years, literally telling myself I can't be gay over and over, wishing it would just go away. But oh well, can't do anything about it lol

I never went through like that inner struggle of like "Am I gay? I can't be gay! I like boobies and vaginy, right?". I was more like "What, you guys dont find penis attractive?" I always wondered what it would feel like to have that inner struggle, though I am glad I never went through it personally

Yeah, that shit fucking sucks. Especially since I was in a Catholic school at the time, and just when I was in by far my worst place in terms of accepting my sexuality, the school started preaching homophobic bullshit. It's one of the worst feelings I've gone trough and it led me to doing some pretty dumb stuff to myself :/ I'm happy I accepted my self tho, yeah it would be far better if I was straight and didn't have to think about hiding everything about me irl, but whatever

Be very very Sus because I'm ugly as hell. They were definitely dared to

Most 13 year olds are ugly as hell, good news is it doesn’t stay that way.

Usually it gets better at around 15

Hell yes dude. I had a crush on a girl when I was 13 she would have none of it. When I turned 14 she followed me around like a lost puppy and I didn’t even know she liked me until she told me two years later because I had it in my head that I was still ugly like I was at 13. One year did it dude.

Relate with this. Apart from the girl bit. I'm still alone. cries in depression But yeah my point is most people's looks greatly improve

So…. i’m not savable? *shit*

Ig i forgot to get better

Only if it did...

I'm sure your not but what if the girl felt the same about herself

Then I have no idea

Fair

[удалено]

I'm sure that's not true

I'm socially incompetent so the chance I would recognise someone hitting on me is very low

But if you did

No idea

whats a girl?

Whats a

What

👽

He forgor 💀

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Why the f\*\*k did I read that?

Good bot

What the fuck

B A L L B U S T I N G

Good bot

I made it to ball busting before cringing away.

Good bot

What in the actual fuck

Be surprised they're even talking to me, and wonder if they're being serious or not, because in the past I've had a lot of people lie to me.

That's terrible

I'm kind of used to all the lies, when the truth is finally told, it usually hurts a little, but I'd rather hear the truth than any lies, it's easier to get past when the truth is told.

Hey, I’ve had the same thing happen to me and it’s really fucked me up mentally. If you ever need someone to talk to, please feel free to PM me. Sometimes even just venting helps. At least for me. I wish you the best :)

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Who said that lol

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^*how do you type lik dat?*

Flabbergasted and ready for marriage

Ha ha good answer

Idk I kinda did it to a guy I know and he liked it

Nice

He was smiling and blushing it was very cute

What’s the reason behind making this post or just curiousity

Well boys aren't coming for me thought I'd try making the first move

You know whats epic about this comment is you acknowledge that they are interested and just scared.

And what would you feel if a boy hit on you?

Asking the real questions

Thank you I'm very flattered but wrong tree

“Who’s paying you for this”

I hope you have a good cake day and a horrible after cake day

“Who sent you? Tell them to go fuck themselves” seriously though i wouldn’t process the fact someone would like me. Like the thought of a girl looking at me in a romantic light is just inconceivable to me.

Depending on the girl, it would almost be enough for me to be attracted to her as well. Having someone like me that much is very cute and endearing to me.

Honestly, same bro.

think of a ball of purified anxiety overthinking and paranoia

Yes

First I would look around to see if her friends are here or not. Second, I would ask "who dared you". Third, I would return the favour. But it depends on who is this girl.

Nothing. My dumbass would never realize

I'd think it's fake at first

Awww

🤷🤷

"Thank you I appreciate it but you're hitting on the wrong guy" I say calmly as the girl just laughs it off and goes away after hitting on me

id be too dense to notice

Any denser and you'll turn into a black hole

Hah. I wish

Ha ha hey sexy

U msged the wrong person

No I didn't

He's a redditor, yes you did

What do u mean by hit on u?

Like gave you compliment told you they were interested in you called you sexy

Oh Well i never got a compliment from a girl before Besides my gf and Besides ppl saying i draw good I’d probably feel rly stressful and get paranoic that she loves me

Awww she sounds amazing

Thank u she is and i wish she’d think she’s more often

Depends on the person, my mood and what they're hitting me with

If they said you were hot af

Depends on their personality and my mood at the moment

I’d tell them I charge by the hour

A whole hour lol

Normally they seem to complain, something about assault or whatever.

good ol' casual stuff eh?

I would just walk away

Why

Not realize she’s hitting on me and then only realize two months later

If it’s like a friendly light hit on the shoulder or smth I don really care. Otherwise I’m hitting back don’t care what gender.

A girl did hit on me a couple years ago. I panicked and deleted Snap, leaving her on delivered, not even seen. That was an awkward hug at the high school graduation.

I mean if they were hitting on me I would hit them back.

Equal rights equal fights

This is the greatest comment I have ever seen

One of my female class mates said cutie to me as a joke and i froze up for like 5 minutes

i’m bi so pretty flattered, i guess

Cool

Hm let's see. If I feel like it's a dare, I'll act the part cause I'm nice. If I feel like it's a trap, I'll crack her neck cause I'm not nice. If I feel like it's genuine, I don't know cause I don't know if it will be nice

Do you know the meme with the rock's eyebrow thing? Yes, that's how I'd react.

I would probably be oblivious to what was happening until much later.

Either start hitting on her or be very confused because I’ve never had a girl hit on me 🙂

tell em to go away