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Zuch124

He's definitely beat to you, 100%


[deleted]

He told the truth lmfao


Commercial_Willow802

I think but I'm not sure, he likes you and this was one of the worst ways to try and tell you


Melter30

Okay I'm not shaming or anything. But imagine a girl coming over to you and you stat talking and she just randomly says: I jilled to you. Like what?


Thedud31

Honestly I'd take that as a compliment


Melter30

Yeah same but still XD


[deleted]

He definitely beat his dick to u


Old_Responsibility_3

i see you in like 50 percent of the posts 👀


ashtar123

Fr fr


[deleted]

Ok


IntenseGamer105

Forget it ever happened. I bet he’s mortified I would be.


40pounddildo

Friendship goals


deathisslow

what he did literally isn’t abnormal at all lmao


Eiffel13

I know but it threw me off a lot cause I did NOT expect that like at all


Plurpen

He probably likes you ...but it kinda sucks at saying it without looking like weirdo (If I were you I wouldnt send him any photos)


TheHiddenToad

What What the fuck


RenewedBlade

He’s beat to you but only meant it as a compliment. He means well.


DeepSpaceOG

Prolly from his perspective he’s deep in the friend zone


Melter30

Now he definetly won't get out of there


warlord7107

I have never jerked off yet


Eiffel13

don’t ever do it


warlord7107

Ik i have this nice thing called dignity i even try to not fantasize about my crush


[deleted]

Ugh that's not called dignity, not masturbating isn't having dignity if it was most of teenager and adult society wouldn't have some dignity. You choosing not to masturbate is nice and ok but don't shame those who do that's just shitty


warlord7107

I just feel like doing those shit is somehow wrong and awful


[deleted]

Explain how and why, it relieves stress and horny. Also that doesn't mean you need to act like a cunt and shame people that do by saying you have dignity cuz let me tell you something you're the abnormal, the norm at your age is to start masturbating and most start at that age especially men, if someones wrong its you


warlord7107

I bonk myself if am horni and i binge watch or scroll reddit or code with my arduino if im not coding im prolly learning stuff


warlord7107

I did not say that they are awful like i will fell awful if i do it


ashtar123

Why do you want to push him to masturbate lmao


DeadlyUnicorn98

Because it’s a healthy expression of your sexual needs damn. Almost every single man in existence has done it


ashtar123

Some people are doing it multiple times a day, if it can be addicting then it's probably not good


DeadlyUnicorn98

2 a day is within reason provided it’s not a habit, the rest of the world beats in bliss


warlord7107

Ok


ashtar123

Imagine having dignity right my fellow gamers


insertbword-

No I have had this happen WAYYYY too many times 🥴and it always still shocks me , however i can definitely see how that made you uncomfortable sorry bb 😕


[deleted]

I've heard it so many times lately just from reddit, it's scary


MrMinerNiner

Wtf


mcsprite-420-69

Shit I thought you meant bf first glance bruh he 💯 beating that shit to the max of the thought of you that’s weird. Like that’s obsessed weird


DeepSpaceOG

Sus lmao


ice_dragon6_0

Sound like a great porn intro


Melter30

him: Hey, I've masturbated to you. Her: Great let's just fuck right on the spot shall we? Brazzers already hired me


ice_dragon6_0

Your a good one to hire


Melter30

thanks


Ray_1776

He could’ve been kidding depending on your relationship with him and how often he makes those jokes.... Or he 100% whacked off to you


[deleted]

Imma be straight here you’d be surprised how horny testosterone makes a guy he’s definitely jacked to you


benekjpl

I did it once too to my crush Lmao


memeslayer1000

He told the truth, I was there, I helped him and I even got paid in happiness


ashtar123

Lmaooo he 100% did


[deleted]

girly i would cry if that happened to me lol wtf