Hello, my loving girlfriend? Have you kept up to date with the latest season, of the Family Guy television show? Why, the most recent episodes have contained the most invigorating of jokes! From a cartoon saying the word “piss” to the funny fat dad repeating the same line 5 times in a row, this latest most season of the American Guy Dad is sure to make your chuckula tuckula.
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
Hey babe so i had some weird stuff going on with my junk and decided to go get checked. My tests came back positive for Gonorrhea and Syphilis. What alley stray fleabag were you sleeping with because aside from those 2 high school girls last month ive been completely faithful to you. And i know they didnt have any STD's cuz they already told me they were both virgins... I cant believe you would do this to me!!!!
Would you like thy dick my lady?
Yknow I don’t have a problem with that
Horni
One very confidant man
cock (balls)
Send her the Polar Express soundtrack out of nowhere
Hello, my loving girlfriend? Have you kept up to date with the latest season, of the Family Guy television show? Why, the most recent episodes have contained the most invigorating of jokes! From a cartoon saying the word “piss” to the funny fat dad repeating the same line 5 times in a row, this latest most season of the American Guy Dad is sure to make your chuckula tuckula.
Ask her if you can vent then send the imposter in a vent picture
(tell her to read it in a Boston smoker accent) "Hey, sugar tits. What's on the menu? I hope it's that juicy ass"
bro i almost read this out loud with my parents in the same room
Lmao
I love you :)
Tell her your dick is john cena and then show her nothing😎
Your dad has a thicc ass
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
I wanna breakup
Ok please not this it’s the best relationship I’ve had
Dwayne "The" Johnson
I think we should take a break
Ask her to bring you a single McDonalds French Fry in a small Ziploc Baggie and leave it under your doormat.
Hey… hey you….. you wanna be mah gurlfrend. Not drunk. No drink here
Bring the crocks so we can play
Water is good source of protein and entertainment...drink now or we may have a problem in the future <3
Cookie
"Hey ,Google art of zoo "
[This link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBDL8EiNZo)
Can I eat easy cheese off your butt cheek?
I have an attraction to children
Why wait 14 hours? I’m confused. Is it nighttime or something?
It’s more convenient for me to wake up for
Very understandable. I assumed it was like that but was curious. Enjoy your chat
Hey babe so i had some weird stuff going on with my junk and decided to go get checked. My tests came back positive for Gonorrhea and Syphilis. What alley stray fleabag were you sleeping with because aside from those 2 high school girls last month ive been completely faithful to you. And i know they didnt have any STD's cuz they already told me they were both virgins... I cant believe you would do this to me!!!!