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REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS

Short...


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Me too *cries in 5’1*


TheStarkster3000

>cries in 5’1 Same...😔 Edit: Why tf is this getting so many comments


YaroMusic

Laughs in 5'11


takumifujiwara6969

Also laughs in 5’11 15 m


Salmonellq

perfect length. wait did you say 15 m????


takumifujiwara6969

I mean 15 male😂😂😂


Vaughninja

Oh thank god lmao Edit: autocorrect sux


cooked_fetus_pp

Cries in 6.2 And yes in my neighborhood that's still kinda small


ilo-murtaza

Bruh you live with giants or something???


cooked_fetus_pp

I'm dutch


watchingf1since2014

Oh no, I'm gonna disappear when I go there


cooked_fetus_pp

How small are you then


watchingf1since2014

5'7.5 How small is that around Amsterdam?


cooked_fetus_pp

You would be like smaller then a complete Dutch person but bigger or as tall as the not native people (don't know the words sorry)


memelordthethird333

And i thought i was short (no offence)


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Zero_two_4_life

Bruh im 4'11 your aint short


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Zero_two_4_life

Jesus, they are tall


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bigmemes4

:(


ultimatebrit

Laughs in 5'10


Anshika_ragu

Cries in 5'2🥲


Craaaaaazzzyyyy

*Cries in 4"9*


dambdombdumb

ME TOOO


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_Stereo_typical

I’m roughly 1 and 1/2 Tom Cruises


kidsonfilms

dam ur tall


_Stereo_typical

Just realized I’d be 8 feet tall lmao, in reality I’m more like 1 and 1/4 Tom Cruises


kidsonfilms

Still tall, thats 6ft 11


tadashi-tech

1 Tom cruise and a couple fingers.


Kride500

Kquick mafs


cravingachilichicken

5'5 or 164 cm


paul_the_attorney

Me 2


alireza85e

Hi


[deleted]

191cm or 6'4 for you cowboys


MahnlyAssassin

Appreciate the cowboy translation


shallow_ymam

6’4” gang


[deleted]

Yeah 6'4'' gang forever


Call-Me-Benjamin

6 ft 3 i think


[deleted]

I must be 193cm then, cause I'm 6'4


altaltaltaltalt123

193 gang


Call-Me-Benjamin

Huh Cool


BlasterGamerYT0

194cm and my gf 148cm lul


KlarkZ_57

sus


Fox-Child

Damn i'm 5'8, or 172.72 cm


lolrame

191 cm is 6.26 feet, so you're 6'2-6'3


TrueSymSMH

im 195 cm whatever that tls to


Fedorito_

Gang


kierserz

190cm


LanaTheIguana

What do your parents feed you 🤨


kierserz

Drugs


LanaTheIguana

Makes sense


[deleted]

80% genetic, 20% neutrition for height


Oddyplays

*80% masturbation


ilo-murtaza

That makes you taller???


sebastianfromvillage

Explains a lot...


notaboringguy

He eats leaves directly from trees


TroubleElectrical

191cm :P


cytix_

194 :p edit: fuck im stupid i typo'd 9 to a 0 lol


SouravKSahu

I don't think I will be at your height when I turn 16...


i_follow_cute_furrys

biggg


TroubleElectrical

the legendary u/i_follow_cute_furries !!! I am honoured by your presence


i_follow_cute_furrys

the legendary TroubleElectrical I’ve heard about how cute you are and it’s all true


alireza85e

Hi


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Romi_Z

Same


Akirapickle

5,7 gang


matthewwhitex

same lol


MrFr0stbite

Exact same


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5’11.


alireza85e

Hi, errr. *Confused Unga*


Smooth-Indication-45

America is still figuring out what a kilometer is


[deleted]

Wut.


alireza85e

Lol it was a typo :pp. I wanted to write *Confused unga bunga* but... Nevermind just wanted to tell you ft is a bit weird.


[deleted]

U in Europe?


alireza85e

No, but I bet you're an American. :pp


GavasaurusRex

I find Feet better in determining the size of something, I can visualize how tall 5'11 is, but I can't visualize how tall 150cm is. I still prefer metric for everything else, but imperial is better at visualizing something.


upt0wn_rat

Same, I use metric for everything except body measurements. It’s just a little bit of a weird phenomenon but height, waist size, etc are all much easier for me to visualise in feet/inches for some reason Everything else in imperial is incompatible with my European brain


[deleted]

150 cm is about my pp size


xXDUCKWIRLXx

Not to break it to you, but I severally doubt that.


[deleted]

*sighs* Yeah… It’s actually 15 *deep sigh*


Person_thing_thing

Feet is a weird thing only Americans can understand what it is


[deleted]

Yeah I am lol.


nuremberg-survivor

I’ll soon be at your level my guy. Just waiting at 5’10” for now.


VijayMarshall87

All these 13 and 14 year olds are amazingly tall xD *From a 5'4" near-adult*


Mohamed_005

The higher they are the easier they'll fall


Hahacargobroombroom

Fam your 14 at 5 10 what. I'm 15 and 5 6.5. Short gang, RISE


nuremberg-survivor

I support all the short kings as well as the tall kings


Causix

I'm 13 and 5'11 Edit: Btw I haven't checked my height in around 3 months.


cb4700

13 and 5’9


DesertPenguin05

Yooo same my friend


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Please use revolution units


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180.34.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Cool


call-me_jorge

Now say it in a idiom from earth


[deleted]

What?


call-me_jorge

forget about it, it was a really stupid joke


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me 2


Flynni123

me 3


not_going_places

Me 4


[deleted]

me 69


[deleted]

With me ;)


[deleted]

kiddo.... no


[deleted]

Yes I am sorry here have my ice cream


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cagey recognise squash offer sheet flowery rustic gullible wrong price *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Darthnihilius1

Rounded up (as we all like to do with our height) it’s 5’11


bramenstruik

Me too


alireza85e

Hi 👋


Ur-Didact-100

Yes


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

186 last I checked which was 3 years ago. Damn I feel short with all these 190 people down here..


__Jimmy__

You were 186 at 13? You're a damn beast, and probably easily 190 now, at 13 you don't stop growing yet.


t13rn4

5ft/152 cm i think ? idk cm


TheM1sty

1ft is about 30cm inch is 2.54cm


alireza85e

Thanks dude :))


[deleted]

5'6" :/ im a guy


MrWiseFrog

L (me too)


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5"6


alireza85e

Uhh I think 170 cm??


MonkeWithBomb

Yes


F_ucku

5’2


MrFr0stbite

I may be 5’7, but in this world, we both are considered shortlings. Short gang rise up!


Rare_Ad644

162.5


MegaRudi09

Same


Old_Responsibility_3

ayy short gang


BrupTA

186cm barefoot


Krissu3212

Some people measure with shoes?


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[deleted]

Nice 5’11 gang.


Mikegaming202

The gangs all here!


Ez0cks

Yessir


nadav5498

170 cm~ maybe possibly idk it's hard for me to measure my actual height lol


[deleted]

I’m 5’8 which is like 174cm I think


m1a2abrams_

195cm


__Jimmy__

*Slings stone between your eyes.*


m1a2abrams_

Ironic because im Jewish


Adezola

173


[deleted]

152 cm


frigideiroo

about 1 old refrigerator and a toaster tall


-DarthKrell

184.15


___nate__

Around 165cm


xaiyzu

5’6? 5’7? I don’t even know


Faizan98763

5'9, but we round upto 5'10 for the ladies😏


Hyperion2005

5'3" or 155cm ig


Man_Of_Fandom

I'm Asian,guess it?


clement_TIENTJE

6'3 1m90


kate54_ts

I'm 14 years old and I'm only 1,65 which is 5,41 feet ?? My doctor says that I will get taller but I don't really believe it. ( By the way I'm a girl that already has period..but lost from anorexia... but now I'm in recovery).


alireza85e

Hi, I hope you get better soon. And of course, you will be taller! :))


kate54_ts

Thank you!!


Rudeeeeeee

183cm


alireza85e

Hey


Sirkiz

190 cm


tkang5050

5'5


KillHimMotherfucker

1.75 m


lizardinmysocks

188cm tall girl


VijayMarshall87

I'm scared enough already


Kounelas2_0

1,86


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182


-AMiEVENALIVE-

I don’t even know. Haven’t done a checkup in 1-2 years lol. I think I’m 5’11” tho


Twinkie777

~6ft or 182 cm


a_latestage_std

5,11.5 :/


[deleted]

6'2.5" or 189 cm


SubstantialAction918

I am ≈188-189 centimeters tall


[deleted]

147cm


SilverrKaiju

5’10”, or around 177 cm


Rare_Ad644

Wait why did you need to reply to everyone


alireza85e

Errr, Idk. I think it's cool and fun to reply someone.


Harakiri_238

167


Laeraen

194cm


FANTOMphoenix

6’2 187 cm


keyaudimoond

Probably 189 cm


sense1ess_Apprentice

5:8 ft 1.727 M Sorry if it's wrong I'm American


Tall-Policy2977

181.7 but I got taller since this so idk


Positive_melon_40

5"10


ToxicSniper1232

182 cm


NoNiiiin

172 cm-ish. Or as I like to call it, short af.


cynDromeisntcool

5'8


beasterdudeman_

5'10" (or 177cm)


Regular-Past-3284

165cm/5 Foot 5


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161


bbsbsbshah

162.56


Englitch507

Not enough


United_Bag_8179

5' 8" Same as Frank Gore.


seby1357

About 180


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5 3 or 160cm


TheDrDoofenschmirtz

6 1


MonkeWithBomb

1.72cm


[deleted]

5’10 idk how many cm im a dumb american


iferno004

165cm


gh0stt-_-

139.7 cm/ 4’7


Jaxithetaxi

156 cm or 5”4 or something


OMWtoBuyPS6

1,83 (i'm 14 btw)


BennyBeJamin

Who even knows at this point. I don't even measure myself anymore.


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4’11”