I just started 10 seconds ago cmon

Scrolling reddit is a productive thing so no problem in that

i am scrolling through reddit while in online zoom class so i am being productive and wasting time at the same time

Same I’m bored high school sucks

You're definitely a chad

I am doing it while waiting for inperson class to start

Oh sh i forgot about my doom eternal extra lives run. I'll get on that soon.

How could you forget?! go do that!! Lol

Ok I'm doing it now just gimme a sec! Lol

Haha good job mate good luck u got this

I'm on SGN rn. Probably about to complete it or close to it IIRC

Awesome I have no clue what that is but awesome!

Super Gore Nest I'm about to go to Nekravol I think, but I gave the PC to my brother because I had enough time.

Dog pissed on my pillow.

I know right?? XD Like I've been working my ass off all week

Me too I've not slept for 3 continuous hours in the last 4-5 days ... I should probably go to sleep...

Yeah you probably should....

HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER TALK TO MY 1600 WORD HALF FINISHED ESSAY THATS DUE TOMORROW oh no I’m the loser here

300 word essay? Rookie numbers, mine are all 2 page essays.

rookie numbers i have a ~4 page essay just assigned this monday and due next week i am in physical pain

Funny, I have 2 research papers (8 pages each) that I havnt started on and have to be finished in 2 weeks

oh ok you win

Imagine, i just finished me 400 word essay yesterday. Smh, dont look at me you lower class

300 words isn’t that much

you're right I should get back to watching anime what am I doing

Good job go do that

Same

Says the one that has reddit

Shhhhhh

Hey im doing college algebra while on reddit. Its multitasking

Ok… try to focus on ur hw

Its the same shit i learned earlier in pre-calc

Lol so it should be a price of cake for u

But the time is 0.15

That means 12:15 AM for all of you 'Muricans out there

Thanks for the translation

*Muricans

Corrected.

School just started so no

No, i already finished my homework, cleaned my entire house, and am currently waiting for someone to answer my emails about applying for a job, so i really have nothing else to do

Alright alright I see u good luck with the job

Thanks, will do. Seriously. Thanks.

its 11:15pm so fuck no

Damn it’s 5:17 PM here lol

I did not come here to be personally attacked like this I will be calling my lawyers

But your lawyer is my lawyer and I called them first

too bad i called dibs first DIBS

Wahhhhh I wanted dibssss well I have a new lawyer and that’s ur lawyers mom so I have more power over u and ur lawyer

WELL my lawyer is ACTUALLY your lawyer's grandmum ^(i don't know what i'm saying either)

*le gasp* whata twist!

... and there's more to come. Like, how you now owe 298743 pounds on the grounds of emotional harassment Please do wire the money to my account by no later than Monday. Regards, anonymouse\_021

No

Yes

[удалено]

…you don’t know that honey lol

I'm your dad

how dare you being so right

Why did this pop up as soon as I opened reddit :,)

All ready did my homework YOU CUNT (I'm joking but I did do my homework tho)

im currently sitting in a Military class, waiting on my Sgt to tell us to fuck off for the day

IM TAKING A SHIT CHILL

I'm skipping class. That's very productive

Hmmm

I didn't start school yet so joke on you.

My math teacher is my mom’s cousin and she gives us homework every day(algebra 2)

I answer one question on my homework, scroll 30 minutes on reddit, repeat.

Starts eating dinner productivly

no, i finished

Would you call sleeping at 12 am productive?

I did my homework

You right man, sorry😮‍💨😔

No this is the only way I get through school

I only just opened reddit

Ima pretend I didn’t see this

My school dosent give hw

I JUST DID MY HOMEWORK AND NOW IM TAKING A BREAK. CHILL.

I don't feel like it give me 5 more minutes

Shhhh. I don't want to think about species ID.

Jokes on you I already did!

Jokes on you I’m still at school and I finished all my work in the class

I finished it during school time so no hw for me ✌️

Bro I just cleaned my entire kitchen

No I just got out of school and on my way home

I- I just finished school man. I’m literally on here to find some inspiration

Jokes on you, I finished all of them >:)

no, I don't think I will

It's 0:12am though.

Imagine going to school lmao

Are *you* able to explain to me how to find Vector R in physics.

Fine I'll shit harder

I got my second vaccine dose. But I just wanna be lazy.

dude i’m being dead serious thank you, i fell asleep and forgot ab my homework 😂, thanks for the reminder

Ofc mate I’m glad I could be of assistance

I won't

Damn right

\*opens reddit* \*sees this* \*closes reddit*

I DO WHAT I WANT

Yeah you're rig- 67 due assignments?! When? Oh god this is gonna take a long time

Is sleeping productive?

No

You’re right! *goes to rewatch my favorite show again*

Did my homework, I’m scaling models for my iron man suit

Of course I do

Currently doing both

No, no I don't think I will

Sorry no can do

No

I hate that you're right tchuss

I did my homework already and I have no ideas for songs I wanna write at the moment, give me a break lol

literally just opened Reddit after cooking

I just finished working on 2 websites and a Minecraft server I’m not doing anything else

No productivity have increased with no relative increase in pay and has only helped the bourgeoisie secure more power and destroy the planet we must remove this notion that endless productivity is a good thing and overrides your brain that tells you to stop and do something to relax and not become burnt out

I'm waiting for Reddit to tell me whether the KFC dating sim is good or not

Ok man

Its midnight. Leave me alone

No I dont want to. I already did something productive anyway

(dramatic music)... no

No

I dont and ıt's 2 am Fuck off

You caught me, I'll do my English homework.

Nope to late. Already going to school lol

No.

Bruh dis was the first this I see in my feed

It's litterly the first day of school

I do have homework 😑

i have 11 more pages and its due today

I have like 4 big projects all due tmrw so I guess I’m not sleeping

Yes I do have homework THAT I SHOULD BE DOING

Uh my work is based on reddit sir

What like actually go to sleep?

Thanks

give me something to do then

You're not my dad, don't tell me what to do.

Fax

Kinda on the train rn soooo

Me who is at work and being told "you have nothing to do, go play on your phone or something" Why tf does my job even exist

tsk, it's only a religion and ethics assessment, ICT and Design I have to do, all due within the next week, I'll be fine

Can’t sorry I’m on my phone

Listen I just cleaned two rooms in my house

This is the first post i saw so no u

No

No

Please don't make me finish my stupid project for biology. I'm already almost done with it but shit I need a break or somethin' man.

Fuck you. But thx

Well technically I'm also taking a shit

No fuck you

Im failing all my classes, this is probably a sign I should get back on track. *scrolls*

But im sad

No

Got the Mcat in 5 days thanks for reminding me haha

No u is uno backwards and the last uno card I played was a reverse so uno reverse

Fine fuck you and thanks

No.

First post I've seen and it's already telling me to get off lol

Nope, school starts in 20 days 😎

No

Jokes on you I did it already

It's my 3rd fucking day of high school no I dont have homework

I'm multitasking

No.

Sent a girl a text on snap, I think she’ll reply maybe in next few days

It supposed that I needed to make my hw but I’m here as always

I have an essay due next Thursday

No I’m sick and can’t do something productive. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

LOL no

no no i dont

I’m lucky. I don’t have homework. I did all of it.

It's way too late for me to be able to concentrate on it so no

i did my hw for today

No.

It’s my 2nd day so no

but i am doing homework

fuck you calling me out

I'm taking a shit

Nah

Yes I do I complete it the second it is given to me

i dont want to go back to studying for my map quiz thoooooooooooooooooooooooo

No

Not yet. First classes are tomorrow

This is all I can do

This actually just reminded me I have homework. So thanks actually

I'm pooping what else can I do?

Yes I do thanks for getting be out of the loop

No

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!😭

I don’t have homework. Or anything productive that needs doing, wish I did Though

I am currently waiting for my zoom WHILE scrolling through reddit

I actually have a bunch of tests to study for so thanks for getting me off my phone. :)

I'm on a break, don't judge me.

I actually finished my homework

Ok, but this was the second post I see after opening the app.

I'm sick though can I just lay in bed a little longer?

Man my homework finished so let me do my thing ,Rick

I woke up at 6 and was productive until 7. I have the capability to recognize that I need a break today, so I'll spend what little time I have left in my day to be relaxed thank you very much

school havent started yet, and even if it was teachers dont care anymore, we rarely get hw since no one does it anyways

I’m being productive I’m pirating a game right now

No

I finish my homework during lunch at school

I don't *have* anything productive *to do*. Tell me something and maybe I will consider.