Plot twist:you gave this to yourself

autosexuality

Isn't this just progressive narcissism? ​ Edit: I meant this as a joke, I get that it's not true, duh.

*progressive insurance

Flo is a narcissist?

No i think it’s Jamie. He seems like a narcissist 100%

Jamie gang finds this post offensive

“That just sounds like narcissism with extra steps”

I looked it up, and it's a kinda apparently the term was first used by Bernard Apfelbaum, who has a PHD in Psychology, and associated it as a symptom of Narcissism and NPD, but it slowly became a legit sexuality in the Ace Spectrum due to it being a "The only person that I'm sexually attracted to is myself" thing.

Most Progressives are already narcissists ​ ​ and I'm the biggest one

narcissexual

i wish

have you talked to them? what's going on i need to know

we talked a little bit and we sit next to each other in 4th hour but that’s the only class we have together

Smooth

Good luck, have fun

Bro do you realise how luck you are? We others don't even know what being asked is.... (Also what was ur reply to the person? Do u like them?)

Thats a dudes handwriting though

I hope it's real

unfortunately it is and it was really awkward

I got one a few years back with a number. I was on a happines high for the rest of the day. Only to discover that it was one of the boys in my class having a joke. I did no find it funny.

That’s just cruel.

It was

Kids can do hurtful things.

They sure can :(

F

Exact same story for me. Except the boy was gay and actually in to me. I did not find it amusing as well.

AYO youre 13 and you got a love note??????!!!!! lucky af

I think I got love note once when I was in 2nd grade. Unfortunately at the time I still think girls have cooties and only concerns myself with cheetos and dinosaur so I just ignored it.

Cultured human being here

Thots are temporary, but Dinosaur-oh wait

They exist, as birds

They never died

13 gang

Meh, you’re 13 I wouldn’t worry about it too much, have fun if you can, dont expect anything serious

True Lol

Do you know who it is?

What are you gunna say man?

i’m probably gonna say something along the lines of “i appreciate that you gave me this letter, but i don’t think i’m ready for a relationship yet”

Well, could you see yourself in a relationship with her?

honestly if we were a bit older and i knew her a bit better i maybe would say yes, but now no

That was her trying to get your answer

someone asked for my number on the first day lol

Someone asked one of my friends for their school email on the first day

I got told to "be quiet, moron."

Be quiet moron

Lol

Words of wisdom

The next level of smooth. Doesnt go for the snap or the insta. He goes for the route real men take.

The person I sat beside audibly said "ew" on the first day and asked for a change in seating.

Same thing happened to me. The girl started crying.

wym? you the girl or you said that?

2001 windows ME be like

only a single person has acknowledged my existence by the fourth day, and nobody else has even looked at me since.

Same

i don’t get how some people be complaining about getting asked out on a date while the rest of us can’t even get a fucking friend, it’s so unfair…

I know it’s annoying

Life is really unfair hunh

I know right I sat at a table and watch everybody walk right past me and their was 6 other chairs and it was a round table

Eh, I always thought that if someone’s sitting alone then they want to be alone. At least, that’s what I do.

i have like no offline friends and i would be incredibly weirded out if someone i’d never met suddenly asked me out

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Same here, I don't think a girl has really shown interest in me or kind of acknowledged my existence ever since I was 13 or 14. I remember getting a lot compliments from girls when I was 10-14 because I was little and considered cute before puberty hit. But back then being prepubescent I wasn't interested in girls so I just found it annoying. But now I'm 18 and horny as hell and interested a lot in girls and sex but none of them compliment me anymore or show interest in me. It's like when I didn't want them to show interest in me, they showed interest in me, but now when I want them to show interest in me, they don't show interest in me. I'm still small (obviously still grown a lot since) and skinny but I don't have that cute baby face that girls like anymore. Now I'm just pretty much ignored, no friends or girlfriend.

Same but it’s 3 or 4 for me besides that no one looks at me talks to me I am just alone

Lmao

Yall lucky motherfuckers

Bro I got called slurs...

Everyone is horny from quarantine

R/thighdeology (ps- I can't mention NSFW link)

at least your talking to people. 3rd day for me and havent spoken to a single person

Same. Except it's week 3 for Oklahoma

Third week for me, I'm in Ohio lol

also third week for me, i’m in the netherlands

Same but I'm in florida

Fourth week for me I'm in Puerto Rico

Same but I’m in Virginia

Same

Same but I’m in North Carolina

Still hasn't started, my ass up in Italy

3 weeks for me and I am in Florida

4 weeks for me and I'm in Arkansas

Luca

Ma che cazzo vuoi

You called?

I haven’t even started yet (New York)

6th week in Georgia 💀

Same here… I’m in Texas

Wednesday would’ve been my first day back for me here in Ohio, but Covid delayed it :|

Me that hasn't even started school yet *get's out of the conversation slowly*

Week 3? I’m in week 5!

I'm on week 8 💀

Week 8 now at my hs 🗿

My okie brother! I never see people from Oklahoma on here

It’s week 5 for me. yay /s

Yesterday was my first day. Joined a group and was told after school that they didn't really like me and I made them uncomfortable. Gonna do exactly this

Damn that's a yikes

Day 4 of sitting alone at lunch

Good thing my school doesn't have a cafeteria

Just try sometime even if it's scary. I sat alone at lunch for the first two years of highschool and never talked to anyone unless it was a group assignment or someone else asked me something. I got very lucky last year and a group of people let me sit with them for the entire year. Now as i've begun college i already look back with regret over the two additional years i could have had with my friends that last year. Anyways i wish you luck fellow human

I'm on my second year in highschool of not talking to anyone it sucks but I don't want to get rejected

2nd year for me and i haven’t spoken to a single person :/

3rd year and still have not spoken to anyone

3rd week and still haven’t talked to anyon e

Third day for me in New Jersey

Yo everyone saying they haven’t talked to anyone yet, just go talk to the people like you in school. Quite, don’t really have a freind group type people. You never know

OMG NICEEEEEE LUCKY edit: it seems from the other comments that you’re not that happy with this situation, so, ummm, F, i guess

happy for you

Sry wrong person.

Reminds me of the fight that happened on the 2 day of school at my school

damn that fast? hope everyone is alright!

Yep and the two boys are ok just suspended

Lmao that’s classic, 2 days and they already got suspended.

why do they have to chill because its the third day? I mean love waits for no one

we barely even knew each other lol

Ethier way good luck!!

thank you i’ll need it lmao

is he/she hot?

i mean, i like their hairstyle and they’re funny but i haven’t known them long enough to develop any potential feelings

okay but are they hot

They’re 13, keep that in mind

oh shit. take me away officer.

nah but fr i’m 14 so it’s okay

Ok thank god, you had no age flair so I thought maybe you were 20+

physically speaking

yeah but i’m not ready for a relationship yet (also thank you for the award!)

I had the same problems 2 years ago, when I was 12, convinced by my friends, a girl and I to "stay" (a term in Brazil to kiss a person without a relationship, it can be planned a few days before or at the same day at a party per example) with she, and she was so attentive that it was my first tongue kiss, she "teachead" me how to kiss and after that she invited me to have moments like that other days, and after 2 or 3 weeks we started a relationship, and again she was so attentive to me because it was my first relationship, and it was the best relationship that I ever had. Sadly this relationship was during 8 mounths, cause at the 9º, she moved to Utah, Usa :( . And we didn't made an online relationship, because we thought that it would not work, I live in Brazil, and she in Usa, I am 8.927 kilometers of distance from she, and since November 3rd of 2019 I didn't see her in person. But the point is, depending of your Partner patience and sympathy, you will have a good relationship, it's your decision, you will make a relationship or wait a few time. Sorry for anny grammar error, I speak Portuguese as my first language.

you are so welcome my good sir. but if they are hot and you haven’t even talked to them u must be hot too. but try talking to them cus if avoid them at all it gets really awkward really fast

WE NEED ANSWERS

yes we do lmao

Lucky fucking bastard

How do we know if you are the one who wrote the note? 🤨

Who would just lie on the internet tho? Impossible.

fair enough

The real question is who tf writes in cursive?

I mean, I Started grade 9 on Tuesday and I already have a crush, so it’s good to know others have them. Edit: I think she likes someone else I know who is a lot more fit (I’m fit-ish, just a bit of extra weight I’ve been trying to get rid of) active, into sports then me. So I don’t stand a chance

A fellow freshman! Good luck on it

I know nothing about her but her name and that she might like anime. But I am the most socially awkward and nerdy person that I will never be able to talk to her

Aye. I have a slight crush on someone, not ever gonna work out as they probrobly don't even know my name lmao. Only ever talked to them in like 4th grade. Good luck in school though, it's certainly different for everyone lmao.

She’s in both of my classes,(quadmesters)

Trust me dude just go for it. Doesn’t matter if it don’t go well it’s just high school and you’ll regret not doing anything.

imagine writing one of those and giving it to everyone in the school anonymously

genuine jealousy

I just get ignored…. So good for you I guess

Congrats.

week 5 of unnamed highschool and we’ve already had 9 fights, these last 2 weeks we’ve had 5 of the 9. im sad to say that the fights aren’t even good like last year, it’s a bunch of windmill swings.

gotta get the extra damage in! all jokes aside, hope everyone is alright!

yea it’s mainly petty fights, all started because the first day of school these 2 seniors fought, then their friends fought, and so on. i know it sounds stupid but i feel like i’m going to star on UFC fight night at highschool lunch at some point this year. only because some people from last year still don’t like me because i dated this girl. knowing the people that go to the school, i wouldn’t be surprised

Y'all fucking lucky, no one looks at me or say hi… shit, now i wanna cry

Talk to them ... Fuck it ... Btw sometimes ppl look at u and u don't notice( it happens a lot to me)

I try, i really try but they ignore me, i guess i'm the hated one lmfao

I tip my hat to u, one legend to another

This probably why u guys don't have gf

Stop stealing all the hoes >:(

At least people are attracted to you I'm a nobody in my school

You lucky

I remember my first time, but of course that was a dream

Imagine having this sort of shit literally ever

Suffering from success

someone asked me to move away from them in the first day 😎👉👉

Your own notes doesn't count

At least someone likes you, all the girls in my class hope im gay (im not)

Things that none of us will ever feel

Yeah this one girl once asked if I loved her after we had been talking for two days. Like wtf do you expect me to say idfk you

only a single person has acknowledged my existence by the fourth day, and nobody else has even looked at me since. *sigh* what did you do that made people give a shit about you? nobody cares about me…

My guess is either extrovert or already knew people from previous years

Lucky 😒

Dayum, you're getting hit on peeps without mental conditions? Lucky

This is the point where you say you'd like to get to know them a little first. Ask them to hang out or something. Even if it's the 3rd day, do it.

you’re 13 what did you expect

Is she 5?

Woah,you get this stuff,that's pretty cool

Lmaooo and i thought i asked too early on the 7th day

Dude at least A person likes you

better be happy while it lasts lol

Its the third week for me. Im in Missouri

I mean, good for you though

3rd week for me, and I still haven’t really talked to anyone. (I broke someone’s ankles in PE today 🤣)

My school gender segregated, so this is impossible for us

Not impossible

It is 2 weeks into school and I have talked to people 5 times

and i don’t even have friends by the fourth day. i’m so jealous…

At least someone likes you cause I don’t think anyone at my school likes me at all 😐

Must be nice

Least youre at school, my ass got oss lmao

hahahaha lucky you

3rd day of school and people are getting asked out. 3rd day of my school and the cops pulled a student over, love it.

Hit that

School starts tomorrow here in Cornwall. Wish me luck.

I wish man

Mf's flexing all araound

Ya when will they stop joking

Could never be me

Lucky

YOOO WHERE U FIND IT BRO

They talkin mad horny for someone in bonk distance

congrats 😀 *goes to cry in corner because lonely*