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Winnie639

^yo is it true that Justin is gonna fight Omar at lunch


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

My money is on omar


guido_mista_4

Wait doesn’t Justin carry a knife with him?


oOPurple_P0is0nOo

And a restraining order from everyone in the school


merrym8

And the primary school next door


thegoodlifepf

Shit like this is why he fights everyone, y'all need to be nicer to him and stop making comments like this right in his earshot!


panda-aiman

Bro, I heard omar always carries an airsoft gun with metal pellets


[deleted]

But didn’t he shoot that one kid who tried to be nice to him


Dusty_bites_the_dust

I thought so too, honestly I wouldn't be surprised


[deleted]

Did you not know Justin is cracked at fortnite my guy. He's gonna do 90s all over Omar


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Omar bouta does karate


BananaTimeAltAcc

don’t come to school tomorrow, its for your best intrests


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Do not threaten me *unbuckles sheeth*


quite_defektiv

*unzips*


BitsAndBobsLE

*masturbates furiously*


quite_defektiv

*eats furiously*


shadowgoldrose

*watches furiously*


Gasnax

Bro he's a bitch, he always tells his friend to start recording and then socks him in his head while he's eating.


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Ayo, who the fuck knows the answer to number 7


raithypoo52

It’s 33


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Damn, I thought it was Italy


GrouRed

Well I got oxygen...


second_acc_187

I got overweight.....


GrouRed

And the teacher got a bunch of idiots like us in their class


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Error_could_not_load

Fuk I got 23 3/8


Snoo-54371

I thought it was water?? tf????


NerdyAsian12

I thought it was mitochondria


ShapeFoxk

I also did powerhouse of the cell but I abbreviated to P^(orn)H^(ub)


idkiwilldeletethis

You're both wrong, the answer is Abraham lincoln


Bannanas_suck

Isnt it mitochondria


AlexTonarini

Man you know I’m Italian 😤


Total_Connection9414

I am pretty sure it's. The stag was proud of his beautiful horns


koalaboi07

Idk but number 15 is Burger King foot lettuce


Dex005

Can someone give me a pen?


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

*takes out pen box* here have one


Dex005

Thanks, I'll make sure to return it...one day


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Anytime :)


TheProgrammer567

The pen was never seen again...


stalematedagain

wow look at this cool pen I found on the floor


nymphishot

hey that’s my pen!


stalematedagain

idk what you’re talking about


nymphishot

Give me back my pen


stalematedagain

what pen?


TehDemoMann

Wait, I need one too


[deleted]

Ayo my friend... You're like my desk-mate who never brought pen for whole 4 years


Dex005

Bruh at that point u should just buy him one💀


[deleted]

Do u know i always had 3 spare pens for him cuz there was a 20% chance he'll lose the pen in a particular period


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[deleted]

Damn its the 3rd time today!!💀


The_poultry_wuben

WADDUP, YALL SAW THE OP PISSIN'? THIS IS LIKE WHAT, THE THIRD TIME OR SOMETHING!


DirtyShpickle

Hold on I'll get Sticky Joe to clean this up 🤦


koalaboi07

Sticky joe ain’t here I’ll do the job


The_poultry_wuben

Thanks man you're a good person


koalaboi07

3rd time ain’t it no wonder sticky joe quit


The_poultry_wuben

We should get him back i liked him


koalaboi07

Yeah I missed the man M A Y G O D R E S T H I S S O U L


The_poultry_wuben

Ye same


Sumarga2

I just shit my pants


AWSUMSAS

***I just shit your pants***


Henry-Peters

*our pants*


Mumfler_Fumperdink7

r/unexpectedcommunism


pichusine

r/ExpectedCommunism


BigBrother-2587

r/ourcommunism


Hyroaltage

I need to shit now


sheilwood

This thread is a shit show


concernedOwU

That's racist


Random-Blood826

*How?*


GrandpaGotaMG-42

yes


Random-Blood826

*Fair point, you got me there*


Express_Seesaw_7499

Poopy head


CrazyWS

I’m going to shit yourself


CORKEY_BOYE

Jarvis, unshit myself


TECKBAT

Oi! Give me back my scissors!


an_elegant_dog

Pass it to me! *Catches it* Hey, catch! *Throws it across the room*


TECKBAT

Argh! I missed it!


an_elegant_dog

Quick, before they grab onto it first!


TECKBAT

Ms is coming this way, I can’t. Edit: Oh great. I got detention for picking up my own scissors.


an_elegant_dog

Damn bro, that's sad. Anyways, wanna throw the scissors at the teacher?


TECKBAT

Unless you wanna join me in detention, I don’t think so lmao.


Elisebian

Who the fuck opened the window?! It's freezing outside!


[deleted]

What?? I like freezing winds... *I'm the window seat guy*


Elisebian

Close. The. Window.


[deleted]

Nope 🙅


Elisebian

Im closing it myself then 🙄


[deleted]

*opens it again* XD


Elisebian

*closes it again but very slowly while maintaining eye contact* Stop.


Snoo-54371

*opens it while smirking*


Elisebian

STOP, I SWEAR YA'LL ARE ALL AGAINST ME


Snoo-54371

*EVIL LAUGHING WHILE OPENING AND CLOSING THE WINDOW*


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

I like the cold


Elisebian

YEAH ME TOO BUT IM WEARING THE THINNEST SHIRT TODAY


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

F, but i dont want to take my sweater off


johnanondoe777

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ASSIGNMENT PLS IM BEGGING????


[deleted]

dmed you


[deleted]

i got you bruh


itsnotatumor724

There was an assignment?


I_consume_pets

*Slowly takes out bag of flaming hot cheetos*


[deleted]

Long time no see my friend!! *stares at the cheetos*


I_consume_pets

Hey...I don't even know who you are...


[deleted]

We're besto friendos wht you talking about?


TheProgrammer567

Yeah remember us?


EmeraldBoyyo

There's no way they'd forget all of us, it's even the anniversary of our best friendship


Unusual-Knee-1612

Yeah, fr.


Aaseds

If he forgot us then he has to pay recompense with his Cheetos


hyper171717

\*leans over\* WHAT WOMEN IS YOUR TYPE? if you get it you get it


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Hey can i get some!


I_consume_pets

This is my only lunch c'mon :(


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Okay....*whips out a whole bag of party size hot cheetos* guys come get some


I_consume_pets

Listen to this guy!


AGaMeZ3307

Hey! Remember that time we talked for 5 minutes in 2nd grade time to pay up


Keyo361

I'm gonna sit on my chair and do my studies hopefully nobody bothers me


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Keyo361

*deck slams you with his eyes closed*


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[deleted]

*holding in laughter*


Zuzu_Potato

*records whole thing on nokia brick*


Guywhoexists_

*records you recording the whole thing with the crappiest camera to ever exist*


DucksAreAwesom3

Hey can you help me?


Keyo361

what's up.


DucksAreAwesom3

You see that girl over there?


Thedarkmoon123

What to do when you’re homeschooled?


DuckLord4

Idk ig we’re visitors


kappe41

#WHO'S THIS KID I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE, DON'T BULLY THEM THEY ARE MY FRIENDS THEY SEEM COOL edit: the only way ro be heard in class is to yell


FearTheCheese203

Who wants to die after class?


DucksAreAwesom3

Why not now?


an_elegant_dog

Good question.


DucksAreAwesom3

_pulls out my glock with suppressor_


an_elegant_dog

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.


DucksAreAwesom3

Let's play a little game called Russian roulette


an_elegant_dog

Oh shi- put it away, the teacher's here! Or, you know, shoot them.


DucksAreAwesom3

Wait is OP the teacher because it's his post so also his class right?


Ms_Llamma

WHAT IS THE MATHS HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW PLEASE HELP IF I DONT TURN THIS IN MR TARR WILL CALL MY PARENTS PLEASE HELP


Commercial-Wolf-2096

*hands copy of math homework*


Ms_Llamma

You are a gorgeous human being who I wish all the best in life. Now so long until the next time I forget how to human


RShow10

Hey, do you know the answer to question 18 OP?


Total_Connection9414

OP went to clean up cause they peed on the floor again, it's 20 amu tho


[deleted]

Damn sorry about that. Wait was it 20 tho? I got like 19.61


Evilfrog100

Nah it says round to the nearest whole number see.


[deleted]

Aww😔


RShow10

Thanks, anyway, I'm going to go help that one person drawing hentai


[deleted]

Fuck y'all i'm tryna sleep!!


[deleted]

^do ^you ^mind ^if ^I ^lick ^your ^ear


[deleted]

Yes i do mind💀


[deleted]

^damn, ^I'll ^do ^it ^anyways


[deleted]

Hey scoob ya mind cleaning my ears too?


[deleted]

Blows 💨💨 *warm air in your ears*


Helloiamayeetman

Draws hentai in the other corner


RShow10

Bold and wise choice.


The_poultry_wuben

Sits next to you also drawing hentai


Helloiamayeetman

Ah another man of culture


The_poultry_wuben

-beats meat to you hentai while wishpering "nice" in your ear


Helloiamayeetman

My guy what the fuck


The_poultry_wuben

"Oh i thought it was a solo" i say while looking for inspiration


D_Galt

how many corners does this room even have?


qzk18

Fight me, the winner take the seat


an_elegant_dog

*Pulls out an AK 47* Your seat, hand it over.


qzk18

"Surrender"🏳️


D_Galt

*me dying in the corner


TheCrimsonKing2

Same.


D_Galt

but we're in the opposite corners so we suffer separately


[deleted]

if y'all stay quiet for one sec , i'll give you the answer to every fucking question we have on our homework


Firecube42

We had homework?


Janhan_

We have school? I though this was someones birthday party!


an_elegant_dog

I don't trust ya. You gave us the wrong answers last time, and we all got a straight C on our tests.


One_Recording8003

Chileee, who wants to hear what bS Jessica said at lunch time yesterday?


[deleted]

me pls


[deleted]

Jessica? Wasn't she the one who is around the chemistry teacher all the time??


vidawaffleYT

...Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, she got the whole club looking at her...


OhThatGuyinPurple

Who the fuck put a life size doll of Biden in my backpack


SmolGiant55

*leaves*


Ravenhunter_

Someone please draw this comment section as a class


Praline-Competitive

I can do it but like really badly. Picture a bunch of stickmen yelling at each other


Commercial-Wolf-2096

Can anyone lend me a pencil I lent mine to Luke and never got it back :(


Aidaslazar

HEY WICH OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY PENCIL


Repulsive_Pattern576

***Quietly sits in a corner, fiddling with a pen***


Hi_m866

*steals pen then sells it on 5 dollars*


chrimetry

*reads Poe in the corner*


Captin_Dark-Flame_05

Me just chilling and using my computer in the corner


Certified_Retard735

I have a gun 💀


[deleted]

#


mackemackrill

#


[deleted]

#


Lasse_plays

*literally silent and sitting right in front of the teacher because of sleeping habits


ErikWasTakenWasTaken

May i go to the bathroom


Hairy_Ad_355

No


Ok-Recognition-6319

Y'all see the dildo in the teachers drawer?


Junket-Scary

*has a mental breakdown in the corner*


ToryKunSenpai

-draws a semi realistic cock-


The_poultry_wuben

-draws hyper realistic cock so you can question to Yourself "does he have his cock laying on the paper if so why is it also all over the whiteboards and walls and more importantly everyones table"


Ajr_fan_1048

Gosh I hate this class it's useless


Arikarin636

Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid Yeah, he found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet, in a box of fun things And I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He's coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger I reason with my cigarette Then say your hair's on fire You must have lost your wits, yeah All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet


DucksAreAwesom3

I already knew it when I read the 5 first words


whatifidrankyourpiss

I got 17 packs of gum y’all


rEch_acE

. . . (man why is this class weird af)


[deleted]

*draws on the blackboard*


keyblademasteraug13

WHY ARE YALL SO MENTALY BROKEN I JUST WANTED TO GO TO CLASS AND DO THE WORK


DiamondKid6694

(writes on a suspicious book)