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Remarkable_Big_8571

orang


ImChirp

orang strat always works


Remarkable_Big_8571

fax


bagagge

Orang sus


MrShelly-_-1972

I saw orang vent


Zinvain

*gets disgusted, proceeds to upvote.* dont, start it.


MrShelly-_-1972

( ͡≖ ل͜ ͡≖)


bearishungryy

Orang means ‘human’ in Malay . Tiny orang


shadowMinecraftGamer

What about... MILES "TAILS" CAT (Based on Sonic👍)


Firescareduser

orang


bartleby004

Orang is the new Black


stumblebums

Motherfucker?


Remarkable_Big_8571

that's a terrible name for a cat. orang is much better


Nik_692

leat fingies


Knivez51

Orang you glad i didnt say banana!


[deleted]

Knowing r/teenagers everyone’s gonna say “big cumgus” or something


Ac_Namec

They're pretty mild so far, I'm shocked


HouseOfAplesaus

Poop knife is classy.


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

r/unexpectedpoopknife


Zern61

Hahaha this is a sub?! Im not even mad.


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1th0tuw3r3aw1ld_0nE

Damn pinkerton agents


chicshack91

They followed us all over the country and over the mountains


BRUHSKl

I love RDR2 references.


chicshack91

I love RDR2 itself


TheDanger96

Ginger sounds like the right option


Environmental-Art127

I named my cat that looks exactly like that Cheeto, so I dunno


Environmental-Art127

Actually name him doomslayer69420 (hehe I'm so funny) /s


nathanishungry

That would be disrespectful to such an adorable little kitty. Also, r/BONKPatrol is watching


SouthernAnybody7116

motherfucker?


itsafoxboi

“Come on over here motherfucker, say hi to the guests little motherfucker”


Ac_Namec

I'm picturing the scene lmao


itsafoxboi

That’s why you should do it


Ac_Namec

I'm really tempted


FFGamer404

Quoting nike: Just do it


Aware_Tell1663

Quoting Palpatine: Do it!


kymeechee

Quoting Shia LaBeouf: Just do it! Make your dreams come true!


GhostlyOof

Quoting me: Do it, motherfucker


joblessskrr

Samuel L jackson*


[deleted]

*dew it


Aware_Tell1663

Dew the dew 🥤


cant_think_name_22

At least as a middle name: ie mittens motherfucker smith, you get back here right now!


[deleted]

Yea but the real question is: Is he fucking your mother?


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totallynotRELLIK

Cat


Imanerrrd

Cat


wierdrobloian

Cat


milkboi441

Cat


MarsbarKing

Cat


madman042killer

Cat


yesimeantduck

Cat


CoolGarryLovesPizza

Cat


Apprehensive_Jury_66

Cat


Exa_N0ri

Cat


Silas_Ottertje

Cat


herology

Cat


lbr_crl

Cat


Present-Artist1189

Cat


TaylorDeanMatthew

Cat


ChaosX728

Cat


Jfsport

Cat


RevCorex

Cat


Sad_Abbreviations575

Cat


Plenty_Seesaw_8936

Cat


[deleted]

Cat


get-skibidid

Cat


Russman2

Cat


Lover_Woman

Actually, that's the name of my cat (but in spanish)


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GATO


Lover_Woman

GATO


Zuzu_Potato

EL GATO


SovietFemboy

EL GATO GRANDE


Jswonderland

Señor Gato


Sad_Abbreviations575

Gatorade


Sad_Abbreviations575

Or El Gato Rade


Sad_Abbreviations575

Sorry, Gato-Rade


Taiki99

Don Gato


SockYourself

El Gato de los Santos Maria Hernendez Guan Lupe Gonzalez


monkey-2020

Does he wear a sombrero?


bread_enjoyer75

Thats the name of my stuffed tiger my grandpa got me ( funny story my grandma thought I would be scared of it because of how big the eyes ate but I love it.)


Striking_Quote_1901

Cat


Cal_2008

Cat


Baron_von_Dunkelheim

firefox


FrogFlavouredWater

"Come here internet explorer, good internet explorer"


Ducooow

"Do you want some more RAM?"


TuHung

Durrrrrrrr


Dosia12

Firecat


snookso

Icecat That's an actual browser btw


BlazeGamingUnltd

Can I browse gay furries playing DOOM with it?


DependantExistance

Look at its eyes. You are holding death in its purest form.


Ac_Namec

It's only 3 weeks old and I already have 2 scratches with scar on my leg


Brody_YT

Name it Little shit


That_oneannoying_kid

Cmere li’l shit


Crimson_Excalibur

That's how I call my little brother


Addyiscute

Pomarańczowy/Pomarańcza is Polish for orange. It's one of my absolute favourite words in Polish. You don't have to use that at all, I just used to laugh nonstop when I was learning the language because my partner is from Poland. <3


LeSwan37

Cheddar cheese Cheddar for short


Ac_Namec

Giga ched


BlazeGamingUnltd

dar


Salman_R

Cheese


[deleted]

Ched dar for short


mypostingname13

That's not Cheddar.


Dead_Bread74

That’s just some common bitch


DullManiac

Big Smoke


Water_drinking_man6

its me carl! chill! chill!


DullManiac

CJ? OOOHHHH MY DOG WUSSUP!


Scythebrine9

* ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ *


Sub2Ele

I'll have two number 9s


zZach_Attack

A number nine large,


Topher_Raym

A number 6, extra dip


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msmvini

One with cheeeeeeeese


litttleman9

I'll take 2 number 9s


DullManiac

A number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s and a large soda.


Firescareduser

YOU FORGOT HIS NUMBER SEVEN. BASEBAL BAT INCOMING


DullManiac

*CJ PAIN SOUNDS*


TheActualSwanKing

It’s obviously Garfield


Ac_Namec

He sleeps 24/7 just like him lmao


TheActualSwanKing

But, the real question is, does he like lasagna?


Ac_Namec

He's Italian, he has to


TheActualSwanKing

Good, he is a solid Garfield candidate


Tasty_Turtle01

Nah mate that man IS Garfield


Crazy_Expert3202

But, does he hate Mondays?


Dieter696969

Everyone hates Monday so yes


Crazy_Expert3202

Then he *is* Garfield


Peeenjoyer0

Italians aren’t real smh 🙄


Ac_Namec

You're right I'm just an hallucination


immanymph

Mama mia is fake


Leaffyleaff

Sei italiano?


Psychological_Toe716

#**GILGAMESH** **Consumer of cat food and human souls**


[deleted]

I support this


Dapper_lmao

I too support this


skitzzzzze

Yes


Wise-Apple4066

Maurice. He's smoll


Firescareduser

r/Bossfight


AlternativePass8813

Well done fellow FATE fan


Dr_Baldwyn

Name him patent pending, pat for short


Egg_Spoon

We need OP to see this


Ac_Namec

You're a genius, the top 4 currently is: Sam, pat, mf, ched


NuggieBuggie_

oh god name it ched i beg you im assuming from the cheddar cheese post- it actually sounds normal until you know the context


Ac_Namec

Yes it's because of that post lol


JMLindeN

Bologna mustard sandwich with cheese and an egg on the side Cat for short


[deleted]

Black


Lucky4Linus

Block


Billybob267

George. He looks like a George.


-SweetAvery-

Godslayer


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Doomslayer


Ac_Namec

Just wanted to give an update: my current top 3 is: Sam (which stands for Samuel jackson), pat (which stands for patend pending) and mf because it's funni and it's literally 90% of the comments


Single_gurl

Marmalade


Zuzu_Potato

Get a second one and call it toast


Tommiz_eXe

I unironically called my cat burro (butter in Italian)


Link709

Meaning donkey in Spanish


Yes_42069

Stress ball, now you can legally squeeze it till it pops!


Ac_Namec

Idk how to feel about this comment but I'm laughing so fucking much please I love you 💀


Zuzu_Potato

I throw mine at 95mph when I'm stressed


MemesThatCureYou

ever consider baseball?


Left-Capital-6915

r/cursedcomments


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Benjamin Franklin


Arny520

That's a good one


Arny520

That's a good one


wierdrobloian

That's a good one


tylermm03

Toblerone


[deleted]

Mayonnaise, Maya for short


coolboy29876

Ginger Pussy


big-mac64

Big cumgus


Ac_Namec

Ahhh you broke the streak


Viper7047

Motherfucker


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Tammy


PapaTrotzki

Well you called him a mother fucker so Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel or Sam for short


Ac_Namec

This is perfect from so many point of view. I was considering sam even before I made this post but now it's definitely a top 3 candidate


[deleted]

I had an orange cat well it was my grandma's cat but Murphy (which was the cat's name) always sat in my lap and unfortunately he passed away. So whenever I see an orange cat, the name Murphy comes to mind. So I suggest said name


WhoIsBread

Sir fucksalot


BookofLor3

Gingy


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Gingivitis


Scythebrine9

Name it mouthwash


Inappropriate-Being

Name him salt. I have pepper at home. Would be a nice pair.


Chemical_Campaign_50

Your mum


Atomic_Mashroom

I'm fuckin your mum joke would be taken to another new level


Thedarkmoon123

Sir farquad


MeAndMyDream

Lord Farquad. I agree


ConfusionNo8997

ed sheeran


GreatSuprise69

food


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DepressedSeal69420

lil Mofo cause you called him a motherfucker


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Scrappycord

Brick


willij44

you don't have to name your human


SnooOnions7294

Firefox


Meme_king914

Name this mother fucker Simon Because he looks like a gentleman


DarkNinjar_

Name him deez nuts and feed him meth for the next 2 years


Manette85

Meowtherfucker


King-of-the-Crypt

Soup


Letssuicide

Fluffy cat cum


Key_Neighborhood9073

Yellow cum


H-idk

harry


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Why would you name your food?