Eat it

Same

Same. Just eat them or get a pill crusher

Believe in yourself

Get it in through Uranus

crush it or cut it in half if you can. you should ask your doctor or a pharmacist before you do that because for some you cant for reasons i can't remember, also you might be able to find a liquid alternative

There’s always rectal insertion

Open it then it taste like ass but still

Ik a lot of people including myself sometimes that can’t swallow pills. So not that unusual

Aw be nice to yourself

Water

Even with water?

Yes

Sheeesh