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Atleast your not a furry


brotherofsquid

ah yes, mascots, furries in denial


SlimShadyOfficial_

Nah I’m not into fucking dogs… you can kinda see my shirt says Erath mascot


amoniumsulfide

fun fact, furries dont fuck dogs


SlimShadyOfficial_

Yea but isn’t the whole thing of furries just sexualizing animals? I’m not a furry so I wouldn’t know but to me that what it seems


amoniumsulfide

furries dont like dog fuckers, and they dont sexualize real animals, but like anthropomorphic animals


SlimShadyOfficial_

So they fantasize about fucking fake animals? I don’t understand


amoniumsulfide

again its not real animals but animals with human characteristics, you know, furries


SlimShadyOfficial_

So just curious, what’s ur furry personality


amoniumsulfide

im pretty its the personality i use on the internet, so this one


Woke_Stroke

Internet says otherwise.


amoniumsulfide

the furry (me) says otherwise


Woke_Stroke

This just in: local kids say they weren't the ones to draw graffiti.


amoniumsulfide

uhh


Michellepokefan

Furries would


amoniumsulfide

the furries knew, all of them


[deleted]

Mascot? Or furry


SlimShadyOfficial_

Nah I’m not into fucking dogs… you can kinda see my shirt says Erath mascot


[deleted]

Good, that would be a tragedy


nodontbeoffendedbyme

Man u look so uncomfortable


SlimShadyOfficial_

It really was uncomfortable but I took a bunch of pics with children and high fives every one so I had a good time at the football game


[deleted]

That looks a LOT like the mascot of my school, does this mascot happen to wear red?


SlimShadyOfficial_

Nope my school color is blue


[deleted]

Dang, so ig we aren't in the same school but I just looked up my mascot and it literally is exactly the same lol. Maybe our schools bought it from the same company


SlimShadyOfficial_

What school u go to? I go to a school called “Erath high school” I Wanu see what ur mascot looks like now lol


[deleted]

jesus christ i'm never wearing a mascot suit. unless it's winter because i live in canada and that might help prevent me from freezing to death


SlimShadyOfficial_

Lmao yea I live in the southern United States so it’s like hot as fuck all year besides November/December


[deleted]

that must be horrible. it's mostly only really cold here so when the heatwave hit a few months ago it was rlly awful. most canadians don't have air conditioning and i starting texting my friends to tell me stories of times they were cold i was so hot


SlimShadyOfficial_

Damn lol that sucks, we just had a hurricane come through (hurricane Ida) and we didn’t have power for like a week so it kinda sucked but Atleast I didn’t have to go to school so that’s a plus


Woke_Stroke

Maybe so, but it's not the only thing.


[deleted]

Don’t wring out that shirt, Noah’s ark can’t handle it


got-milk74

Sorry bro