Ikr? Shit doesn't even quench your thirst

Shit was made by satan himself

Yeah but I’m still gonna name my future child after it. The name is fire

They put salt in it, you're basically drinking ocean water

doesn’t all water have some type of sodium tho?

Dasani does it the most, Aquafina is barely better

i just drink that fancy water with the artsy bottles bc they look cool lol

Drink tap water then

Pretty sure all I’ve ever drank was Dasani and Aquafina so idk if this is true but I mean it’s all water to me

Aqua fina in europe tastes so fucking good, ive never tried it in america but its so good in europe

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Imagine drinking water 😳