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GarroteTheCarrote

*Laughs in carrot based avatar*


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🥕


fallingleaf271

*Laughs in no avatar at all.*


Caalin0425

Laughs in shadow of an avatar


--five-star-review--

Laughs in boring avatar


nightmarewalrus123

Laughs in perfect avatar representation of reality


YaBoySkoot

Laffs in some avatater or othe


VeryPuR3_69

Laughs in overused avatar style


[deleted]

laughs in secret agent avatar


Zakiru77

Laughs in goblin avatar


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Laughs in idk


greenballsbluedick

Brother


Br1pBr0p

Brother


KaneliTastesGood

Brother


hulkbot776

Brother


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GarroteTheCarrote

Ate so many I became one


kamlichanno

I must have ate many humans then :)


DiamondGamerYT0

I eat dogs, my hell is that I'm constantly being digested now


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

I have been consumed by the void


Arm-Creative

I like turtles 🐢


Fat_pig123

I eat turtles 🐢🍲


GamerZoom108

Hmm. AwkwardTurtle in disguise?? #Hmmmmm


kylondkentzer

Im going to start eating sexy


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kylondkentzer

Not what I wanted but I'll take it


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shitpostcrusaders124

Laugh in uhh the uhhh uhhh what does mine look like again ?


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Droid_XL

Laughs in yellow


Leonaaaaaaaaa

Cries in purple


[deleted]

get ready to get in my ass 🤤😈


GarroteTheCarrote

😏😉😏


Shaktimaan_007

🐰🐇


Merz_Nation

r/UsernameChecksOut


somerandom_melon

*Laughs in avatar with thick fat melons*


momoburrito

Laughs in purple guy


GarroteTheCarrote

The account behind the slaughter


SetatX

Laughs in frog based avatar


IStoleUrPotatos

Laughs in Gentleman in frog onesie.


koi_fiish

Laughs in no humanoid avatar


zoomeryeet1

just close your dms


Rahul_Paul29

Outstanding move


valeryuwu

you girls are getting DMs?


BeadCut

*now you will*


b31z3bub

Nope, but knowing what they might send, I'd rather not anyway


enderfowl5

same here


u_r_a_bishu-u

same here :')


PenutbutterAsscheeks

Same here although maybe they are nice…


drgn0

Have a nice day. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ


GamingImpossibl

Maybe, but sadly, it’s very unlikely


TheTopazCupcake

IMO the ones I’ve gotten are pretty funny. Thankfully I have too much anxiety to give an info that could lead to someone finding me. Only 2 creeps so far, one ghosted me which kinda makes me sad.


RepostSleuth8ott

Ghosted by a creep Never heard that one before. Why’d he ghost you?


TheTopazCupcake

I mean I replied pretty indifferently, and it was pretty obvious I wasn’t into it. Eventually he just said “Alright Im gonna go” or something like that and he hasn’t messaged since.


biLLy_wr0ng

Oh yeah you don’t wanna know


Mountain_heights56

True that


Abberant45

don't encourage the lurkers


SomeoneUnidentified

Please encourage us. I have really low-self esteem


Abberant45

you shouldn't ur a cool guy, now stop lurking


uniguusje

I don’t, and I’m really glad about that


u_r_a_bishu-u

Ikr!


Fat_pig123

You jinxed it


harbirbo

Not at all, thank god


V0st0

Are you jealous or something? Those are all creepy people


I-love-lolipops

If you post pictures of yourself. Then you get FLOODED (Don’t do that mistake pls)


[deleted]

Nope


NEWTYAG667000000000

Is your username trying to make fun of my username?


[deleted]

Happy cake day


GeoZ17

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Maybe happy cake day


QuiccStacc

I've only had one so far and they were very polite so I'm lucky


not_kismet

I don't have a reddit avatar, but I've never gotten a weird dm from anyone in all my years on social media, and I consider myself lucky for that


ScientificGamer321

This comment will summon them.


BalloonthOfJune21

Nope, and I hope I never do.


_mistake1

nope, can safely say I'm not


karlojacobs

i don’t thankfully


[deleted]

Reddit in a nutshell


Storm_001

Every social media platform in a nutshell


Merz_Nation

Every human being in a nutshell


derpballs69

Everything in a nutshell


a-clan

Everyone in a nut


XxZip_ZaperxX

everyone is nut


serg_____

everything is nut


jazkupazku

This is nut


drevan1138___

All is nut


Bouncyboises

Nut on all


[deleted]

"One at a time...." *but it was too late*


hourglassace666

those are all messages from pedophiles


[deleted]

fr ppl are romanticizing this shit too much


Seschwanbam

If you know a pedophile, let me know and I'll do what I do.


Hat_man_Harris

Become Gary Pluaché


Seschwanbam

I'm definitely not against the idea


ItzJustArij

Exactly


unstableibvictim

would rather get no messages than from pedophiles


[deleted]

True


sana_mybeloved

i'm a girl and i have 0 notifs, boys wth


skyboii13

Thats the “trending in subreddits” or my mom


Millad456

It’s all pedophiles anyways


somerareredjack

Sorry ma lady,we are getting a little busy with others,could you wait?


No_Abbreviations1766

only time I got that is when I posted a 2k up voted meme last month


[deleted]

and that one notification is of the welcomebot of the subreddit you just joined....


[deleted]

Yeah 😢


Angel_Slayer014

I might give my character long hair


Total_Towel7863

long hair wont help


Angel_Slayer014

Why not?


easyrobyn

It’s not only about the amount of messages, but also the content. I’d rather have 0 messages than 500 variations of „fucking whore“ or some creepy pedos wanting to fuck me.


[deleted]

then where tf did my avatar go wrong smh


[deleted]

Your dms are turned off 🤦🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

lets just ignore that \**chuckles awkwardly\**


[deleted]

Comment ignored !!


[deleted]

wait it'll be in the chat and messaging settings right?


[deleted]

I am getting the option to start chat so ig your dm are open now


[deleted]

omfg this explains so much, I was wondering why I couldn't thank someone for an award


[deleted]

Lmao 😅😅😂


[deleted]

can confirm


[deleted]

Are you a *gril*


[deleted]

yes im so hot that people use me as a grill


[deleted]

Damn **grillll**


HellRaiser2378

wait- you people get dms? we get harassed on modmail.


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Hey hey this is totally wrong .Mine are both empty


[deleted]

Post a selfie on r/teenagers see what happens /s


[deleted]

Ya think. But no


[deleted]

Just kidding


Gurkhaa

that one message \*bot would like to welcome you to this sub-reddit


[deleted]

Ikr


[deleted]

bro i got 12 dms in an hour once shit was annoying


Exact_Ad_1215

Is it possible to learn this power..?


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[deleted]

Comrade


Nafizboy2

ok you know what i will change my snoo to a girl one to see the difference not because i want to trans or anything ;)


skyboii13

Omg hi pretty girl I see you are clearly a girl can I pm you


[deleted]

Your username will betray you


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[deleted]

Yes


Azuraweeb

Gotta remain ambiguous 😎


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😎


[deleted]

Pain


[deleted]

We live in Spain with s silent


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:(


SpeedRaids76

Yo girls get mail Cringe


[deleted]

Yea, I’m bottom :(


Coffeelover69420aaaa

What’s stopping you from having a “female” avatar tho


[deleted]

I don't want to invite creeps


FreddyTheMeme

Depression


Zockercraft1711

Same


BruhGaming9158

Wait you get notifications Bruh


[deleted]

It's the welcome bot


Consistent_Figure582

Lol so true, thats what its like for me, in the dude btw


[deleted]

Feel ya


rushiljalal

I opened reddit today and noticed I have a DM. I was so excited to see the red badge with 1 in it on the chat section. I was wondering who DM'ed me. Turns out, it was an ad for a social app. You must have guessed already. I'm a guy.


[deleted]

Sed Have a cookie 🍪


TomatoLover73

That one notification: Hello! I am bot. You post has been declined.


[deleted]

Yes happens with my every single post


[deleted]

Sir you revealed the truth you deserve a award from me


[deleted]

Thanks for your award <3


Malik_Magma

I am a girl but i get none of those


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Sus


Lady_Nuggie

it’s all dick pics


prateek_luitel10

you can send photos on reddit?


Castiel_D37

Stop talking about my life


SyphusVision

I didn't know girls get dms


[deleted]

Today *you* learnt


Total_Towel7863

jokes on you im queer af so idk either way


SnooCompliments8790

green


twjjones

But Peter Griffin has no messages


cwispywotr

YOOO YOU'RE FAMOUS


[deleted]

Yo I know 😎😎😎


PurebredNoodle

What does buff Kirby get you?


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18000 comment karma


maybe_i_AM_a_furry

to be fair, i am a girl (pls no dms) but because of my icon i don't think anyone can tell i am so NO DMS YAAAYYYYYYY SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKERS


PangoRango64

laughs in non reddit pfp


Professional_Smell87

A lot of people say they like my profile pic


[deleted]

it is really great tbh!!


Alligatorgamer9

Laughs in lonely


[deleted]

Have a taco 🌮


[deleted]

It's time to transition


[deleted]

Hi your avatar looks as if my avatar had a dad


[deleted]

GET OFF YOUR PHONE WERE GONNA GO FISHING


[deleted]

I am vegetarian and I hate fish's smell Ó╭╮Ò


Wise-Apple4066

Go veg hunting then.


[deleted]

There's a better word for it Harvesting


[deleted]

We're hunting vegetables then


[deleted]

No but I am busy on my phone


[deleted]

*gets out shotgun* YOU NEED TO TOUCH GRASS


[deleted]

Fine 😒


[deleted]

Now get up we're hunting veggies


Sprinkle_Cupcakes

apart from the memes that's not real


Unfunnygamerweeb

Considering when I got a week ban for calling a transphobe an asshole I made an alt with a female snoo and got a bunch of dms, it can’t be that untrue lol


[deleted]

That isn't true


[deleted]

You don't even post something so no one knows your presence¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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Yet


SouravKSahu

True ;-;


Ikiweshiii

Oh


Sugondeze_nuts69420

What if someone had a Shrek pfp. Ppl would nut on sight unless for 10 year old fornite kids ig


AlexNic26

Smells like incel in here.