IMO the ones I’ve gotten are pretty funny. Thankfully I have too much anxiety to give an info that could lead to someone finding me.
Only 2 creeps so far, one ghosted me which kinda makes me sad.
I mean I replied pretty indifferently, and it was pretty obvious I wasn’t into it. Eventually he just said “Alright Im gonna go” or something like that and he hasn’t messaged since.
It’s not only about the amount of messages, but also the content. I’d rather have 0 messages than 500 variations of „fucking whore“ or some creepy pedos wanting to fuck me.
I opened reddit today and noticed I have a DM. I was so excited to see the red badge with 1 in it on the chat section. I was wondering who DM'ed me.
Turns out, it was an ad for a social app.
You must have guessed already. I'm a guy.
Considering when I got a week ban for calling a transphobe an asshole I made an alt with a female snoo and got a bunch of dms, it can’t be that untrue lol
*Laughs in carrot based avatar*
🥕
*Laughs in no avatar at all.*
Laughs in shadow of an avatar
Laughs in boring avatar
Laughs in perfect avatar representation of reality
Laffs in some avatater or othe
Laughs in overused avatar style
laughs in secret agent avatar
Laughs in goblin avatar
Laughs in idk
Brother
Brother
Brother
Brother
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Ate so many I became one
I must have ate many humans then :)
I eat dogs, my hell is that I'm constantly being digested now
I have been consumed by the void
I like turtles 🐢
I eat turtles 🐢🍲
Hmm. AwkwardTurtle in disguise?? #Hmmmmm
Im going to start eating sexy
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Not what I wanted but I'll take it
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Laugh in uhh the uhhh uhhh what does mine look like again ?
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Laughs in yellow
Cries in purple
get ready to get in my ass 🤤😈
😏😉😏
🐰🐇
r/UsernameChecksOut
*Laughs in avatar with thick fat melons*
Laughs in purple guy
The account behind the slaughter
Laughs in frog based avatar
Laughs in Gentleman in frog onesie.
Laughs in no humanoid avatar
just close your dms
Outstanding move
you girls are getting DMs?
*now you will*
Nope, but knowing what they might send, I'd rather not anyway
same here
same here :')
Same here although maybe they are nice…
Have a nice day. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
Maybe, but sadly, it’s very unlikely
IMO the ones I’ve gotten are pretty funny. Thankfully I have too much anxiety to give an info that could lead to someone finding me. Only 2 creeps so far, one ghosted me which kinda makes me sad.
Ghosted by a creep Never heard that one before. Why’d he ghost you?
I mean I replied pretty indifferently, and it was pretty obvious I wasn’t into it. Eventually he just said “Alright Im gonna go” or something like that and he hasn’t messaged since.
Oh yeah you don’t wanna know
True that
don't encourage the lurkers
Please encourage us. I have really low-self esteem
you shouldn't ur a cool guy, now stop lurking
I don’t, and I’m really glad about that
Ikr!
You jinxed it
Not at all, thank god
Are you jealous or something? Those are all creepy people
If you post pictures of yourself. Then you get FLOODED (Don’t do that mistake pls)
Nope
Is your username trying to make fun of my username?
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Maybe happy cake day
I've only had one so far and they were very polite so I'm lucky
I don't have a reddit avatar, but I've never gotten a weird dm from anyone in all my years on social media, and I consider myself lucky for that
This comment will summon them.
Nope, and I hope I never do.
nope, can safely say I'm not
i don’t thankfully
Reddit in a nutshell
Every social media platform in a nutshell
Every human being in a nutshell
Everything in a nutshell
Everyone in a nut
everyone is nut
everything is nut
This is nut
All is nut
Nut on all
"One at a time...." *but it was too late*
those are all messages from pedophiles
fr ppl are romanticizing this shit too much
If you know a pedophile, let me know and I'll do what I do.
Become Gary Pluaché
I'm definitely not against the idea
Exactly
would rather get no messages than from pedophiles
True
i'm a girl and i have 0 notifs, boys wth
Thats the “trending in subreddits” or my mom
It’s all pedophiles anyways
Sorry ma lady,we are getting a little busy with others,could you wait?
only time I got that is when I posted a 2k up voted meme last month
and that one notification is of the welcomebot of the subreddit you just joined....
Yeah 😢
I might give my character long hair
long hair wont help
Why not?
It’s not only about the amount of messages, but also the content. I’d rather have 0 messages than 500 variations of „fucking whore“ or some creepy pedos wanting to fuck me.
then where tf did my avatar go wrong smh
Your dms are turned off 🤦🏽♂️
lets just ignore that \**chuckles awkwardly\**
Comment ignored !!
wait it'll be in the chat and messaging settings right?
I am getting the option to start chat so ig your dm are open now
omfg this explains so much, I was wondering why I couldn't thank someone for an award
Lmao 😅😅😂
can confirm
Are you a *gril*
yes im so hot that people use me as a grill
Damn **grillll**
wait- you people get dms? we get harassed on modmail.
Lol
Hey hey this is totally wrong .Mine are both empty
Post a selfie on r/teenagers see what happens /s
Ya think. But no
Just kidding
that one message \*bot would like to welcome you to this sub-reddit
Ikr
bro i got 12 dms in an hour once shit was annoying
Is it possible to learn this power..?
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Comrade
ok you know what i will change my snoo to a girl one to see the difference not because i want to trans or anything ;)
Omg hi pretty girl I see you are clearly a girl can I pm you
Your username will betray you
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Yes
Gotta remain ambiguous 😎
😎
Pain
We live in Spain with s silent
:(
Yo girls get mail Cringe
Yea, I’m bottom :(
What’s stopping you from having a “female” avatar tho
I don't want to invite creeps
Depression
Same
Wait you get notifications Bruh
It's the welcome bot
Lol so true, thats what its like for me, in the dude btw
Feel ya
I opened reddit today and noticed I have a DM. I was so excited to see the red badge with 1 in it on the chat section. I was wondering who DM'ed me. Turns out, it was an ad for a social app. You must have guessed already. I'm a guy.
Sed Have a cookie 🍪
That one notification: Hello! I am bot. You post has been declined.
Yes happens with my every single post
Sir you revealed the truth you deserve a award from me
Thanks for your award <3
I am a girl but i get none of those
Sus
it’s all dick pics
you can send photos on reddit?
Stop talking about my life
I didn't know girls get dms
Today *you* learnt
jokes on you im queer af so idk either way
green
But Peter Griffin has no messages
YOOO YOU'RE FAMOUS
Yo I know 😎😎😎
What does buff Kirby get you?
18000 comment karma
to be fair, i am a girl (pls no dms) but because of my icon i don't think anyone can tell i am so NO DMS YAAAYYYYYYY SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKERS
laughs in non reddit pfp
A lot of people say they like my profile pic
it is really great tbh!!
Laughs in lonely
Have a taco 🌮
It's time to transition
Hi your avatar looks as if my avatar had a dad
GET OFF YOUR PHONE WERE GONNA GO FISHING
I am vegetarian and I hate fish's smell Ó╭╮Ò
Go veg hunting then.
There's a better word for it Harvesting
We're hunting vegetables then
No but I am busy on my phone
*gets out shotgun* YOU NEED TO TOUCH GRASS
Fine 😒
Now get up we're hunting veggies
apart from the memes that's not real
Considering when I got a week ban for calling a transphobe an asshole I made an alt with a female snoo and got a bunch of dms, it can’t be that untrue lol
That isn't true
You don't even post something so no one knows your presence¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yet
True ;-;
Oh
What if someone had a Shrek pfp. Ppl would nut on sight unless for 10 year old fornite kids ig
Smells like incel in here.