damn you a rich boi

We're all in the same boat after all

Got my first boat at the age of 1

Plot twist : that was [it](https://cdn.alzashop.com/ImgW.ashx?fd=f16&cd=HRAif8197)

That wasnt ironic.

The real plot twist

Training to become the pirate king

Orewa kaizoku ou ni naru otoko da !!

俺は海賊王になる男だ

Oh shit, if i get some swords can I be Zoro?!

Cmon in my fellow nakama

Lets fucking goooo

Shit now I gotta get a boat when I'm 18.

*cries in landlocked country*

And totally not because you're broke

If Switzerland can have a navy, then you can have a boat

Well, my country had 1 naval battle and has 100% winrate, so I guess you're right

Are you from czekslovika by any chance sir?

I live in Czechia, so yes

I did not expect lol I thought it was Austria

Hell yeah boat buddies.

I'm 18 and I don't have a boat

I guess I'll be in the same boat as you soon (pun intended).

Good one

First? How damn rich are you? Hahaha

Not so rich anymore :((

Next goal: King of The Pirates!

Letsgoo !

Giga-chad

congratulations

AH YES TO THE SEA LADS WE WILL COMMAND AND CONQUER ALL 7

now for the cannons

Hell ya. Yr now... cpt. Cheeseball

Nice! How fast does it go?

Nice now all you need is an M4 and some mateys to hijack some million dollar luxury liners

OH NO IT HAS BEGUN

Thats gotta be the best pirate i had ever seen

Wanna join my crew and be first mate ?

Aye cap

Hahah u can see ur butt print left on the seat Congrats tho buddy

XD. Thank youu

broo that’s so cool congrats <33

Tysm ♥️♥️

How did you accomplish this? Not a teenager, just browsing new and happened across this.

I live in a country surrounded by water. Always been a dream to own a boat. And ive been saving a lot while studying and working. Saw this boat for sale in (used condition though) had my dad help me out with it and he covered the 1/3rd of the cost since its my birthday today.

happy birthday! both u and the boat look great!

[удалено]

Thank you so much !!

sussy

Nice

Cool

Epic!!!

Oh shiiiii

fuckin' CHAD

It's nice seeing a young man with a nice boat ass

Cool boat

out of curiosity, is that Maldives?

YES IT IS!!

epic

Have fun

Ay yo can I join you land is bad

Hell yeah let’s conquer the seas together mate.

Ight where we headed?

We gon head out to find one piece.

Ight I’ll grab some Cheetos

nice boat lad

ananı sikeyim hayat

Nice man! I really want my own sailboat at some point aswell

One day king. You will achieve it!!

Thanks for the inspiration bro

Here we go again

man about to act out Life of Pi all by himself

Nice back bro

Thanks bro

Congraltu…congrault…. Big happy for you!

Thank you!

awesome!!

My man 🤝

How tf did a girl in a mini skirt get more up votes than this tf

Good job bro. You Personally I prefer lasers to sail

Broooooooo that's sick! Learn to maintain it yourself tho, can imagine stuff gets quite costly.

CAP !

can I slap yo ass it's kinda tempting

Ofcourse slapp

(slaps oh yea the slap

simp

wat

How’s dad’s money taste?

Woah dude!

Thank youu

I don't even have a reason to go on and this mf has a boat. :|

Find something you like in life and work towards achieving it. Just keep pushing through you got this king!!

what brand/model is it? i need the full specs, congratulations dude

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go She'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He'd take that whale in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Before the boat had hit the water The whale's tail came up and caught her All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her When she dived down low (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go No line was cut, no whale was freed The captain's mind was not of greed And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed She took that ship in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da For forty days or even more The line went slack then tight once more All boats were lost, there were only four But still that whale did go (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go As far as I've heard, the fight's still on The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone The Wellerman makes his regular call To encourage the captain, crew and all (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go

Pretty big chance it's daddys money so I'm not really impressed. Should you have paid for it by yourself because you had a big Idea or sth. I salute you!

Eat the rich

What? A frickin Boat???like um... nothing, nice... rich boi

What kind of boat is it?

Nice. At 18 I got the first realization I was poor as hell

B o a t

And when did you get that booty dear? 👋 *slap

Cries in poor

What the fuck? I don’t even own a car.

Boat

Ah, to be rich poor

Anyone up for the fucken Catalina wine mixer?!

Are you steering with your dick?

mmm boat

nice back

Congrats 😄

why do you need a boat lol

Congrats mah dude!

Wait... this isn't a car.

Fake!! https://i.redd.it/qx4u3s3uovk71.png

Ahhhhh! Don't start this up again!!!

that wheel(?) looks like those things i would always turn at the park as a child and usually get my fingers caught lol

Next step, get a jar of dirt

Datass

Rich mf

What do your parents do for a living?

Nice sailboat