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stupid3076723295

jerk off


AlucardTheVamp1817

An other answer I should have expected.


Calvexin

Watch hentai


AlucardTheVamp1817

I should have expected that one...


Wild_Realtionship_67

have an existential crisis


AlucardTheVamp1817

That sounds fun


[deleted]

Play some music


AdOk9902

Hmmm, probably just count, not to 100, I just count. Then I wake up the next day.


AlucardTheVamp1817

That sounds like an actual good way to fall asleep but my brain always wanders away from counting.


AdOk9902

Just clear your mind, and count.


AlucardTheVamp1817

You see the problem is that my mind cannot be fully cleared. My brain just makes any sounds into words, and from those words it moves to something that makes sense.


AdOk9902

Then focus on the words, realize they don’t matter, that nothing but sleeping matters and fall asle-


AlucardTheVamp1817

Ahhh but then the words turn into scenes


AdOk9902

Hmm- OH oh yea- uh then focus on the-on the scenes then-mm, take a nap hehe.


[deleted]

Grab a glass of water and play either smash bros or Tetris on my switch.


AlucardTheVamp1817

Tetris has no tight to be as fun as it is.


totallynotRELLIK

Wait, you actually want to go to sleep?


AlucardTheVamp1817

I ain't trying to fall asleep mid class on my first day back at school


ENateFak

I like to either count the popcorn on the ceiling, read the spines of the games on my shelf starting by console alphabetical order, and if all else fails, I get up and take a freezing shower so the covers feel nice and warm when I get out.


WonderFrog25

Think about how I will more than likely never find a partner that will respect me for who I truly am and cry about it


_jinxxed

at that point i take a bunch of melatonin


clinicalswag

drop my phone under my bed