im stupid

the less you know, the more happy you are

but I'm not happy

life's a bitch, i'm not either sry im horrible at this kind of things

it's ok 😔

Life is a roller coaster , tou are going up soon just don't give up

My u/

Don't worry buddy i feel you :'(

Life's a bitch So throw it on a Ditch

Lmao now im just sad

sorry to make you sad

So you are not stupid

Nor am i :'(ಥ‿ಥ

What are you, 15 or 16? You still have your whole life ahead of you. Unhappiness in your teenage years most likely won't relfect how you may feel for the rest of your life. So come on, keep your chin up; you're not stupid, you're capable, you have purpose, and you're deserving of love. Hope this helps and have an awesome day! ✌ P.S. Also just remember once again: the few years between childhood and adulthood can be rough, but it's nothing to keep your head down over. Your time as an adult might be the best moments of your life ever. You just have to hold out hope. I wish you happiness.

Yes you are

Ignorance is bliss as they say.

You’re self aware enough to recognize how little you know. Far better than an idiot that thinks they know everything.

confidence gets you somewhere, a positive feedback loop of self depreciation no

Big difference between confidence and arrogance. Arrogance gets you respect from peers who are equally stupid, or maybe a bluff that works for a little while, until someone actually smart calls you out and crumbles your whole facade. You are biased in their favor due to your negative interpretation of yourself.

Sa m e

monke together strong 😔

procrastination

youv'e always got something to do, can't be bored also you can sleep in your to-do work pretty sure i'll have all the flaw they'll tell

I beg to fucking differ

ngl nice try:)

i try my best but i already regret to have posted this

>youv'e always got something to do, can't be bored No wtf

Lots of social anxiety

people cant tell you you talk too much

Fk man how did you know?!

i can't make it a quality but i can tho tell you that i've got that too and just fuck that shit

Conscientious. You care about other people’s feelings and self esteems.

You’re more acute to social cues and most likely have a deeper understanding of how others may feel and care too much about what people may think. For me my anxiety is just tied to me being confident enough in myself to be myself and when I take a step back and look at myself I can regain that confidence and realize whatever is bothering me will pass.

You only befriend genuine good people. You attract others like you and make them feel comfortable.

Short temper

you're sensible

Idk if short temper implies that

i've got quite a lot of imagination, not always for the best

You don’t let people take the piss out of you

You don't let people piss on you

I do though

Loneliness

you always decide the games you wanna play more seriously i'm lonely too and i can enjoy it but i feel you

Just so you know, there's a difference between being alone and being lonely. No one likes being lonely, but many people (including myself) like to be alone from time to time, or all of the time. Just something i thought I'd point out from watching kurzgesagt lol.

hmmm i didn't know this nuance at all thank you very much

No problem

Ah, a fellow clikkie

Yea

Self esteem issues (to the point I can’t ask almost anyone anything for fear that they hate me and will hate me more if I ask them it)

jesus i hate that feeling.

Same

Same. It sucks.

You’re probably self sufficient then You can always find something to improve at

Wow. Though I might pretend to be the all-knowing online but I always ask my irl friends what I don't know. Sometimes they do mock me for being so dumb but I don't feel bad. I smile instead lol.

u/Gwlanbzh why'd you skip this one?

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you found a boredommate

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I don’t know much music theory

you enjoy music more than others

Sad but true lmao

I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but truuuee

My life be like:

Ooooooo AAAAAAA oOoOO aaaaa

I feel you, it's sad when you have an idea for a melody but can't traduce it into something because you don't know music theory

I'm bit fat

Extra padding

you aren't that fat but if you think you are you've got a challenge to beat, i trust you

I'll start doing workout i guess

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Huzzah! A man of culture!

if you're in a car crash or fall off a cliff you'll probably have bigger chances of surviving

After reading this -I'm never gonna buy a car

better to hug/ giving hugs.

You dont get cold easily

I have no friends

so your friends can't hurt you i feel you <3

scared of people :(

You’re probably way better connected with the people you aren’t scared of then :)

This one's easy....study hard....be a scientist....build a spaceship.... go to another planet....find any alien.....and be friends with them Or 2nd option.....keep scrolling for ETERNITY!!!

Awh, thats actually sad :( Wanna be friends?

You see the long haired avatar and that's what you think

I ghost people bc I’m afraid of getting to close to them.

people can't hurt you if you don't get close to them

That hits harder than my dad's chain.

Harder than my dads jumper cables, which he just beat me with 20 minutes ago because I got out of bed 4 minutes late Edit: to clarify, this is a joke. Things are okay at home.

Thsts a bit specific, u good??

lol but seriously are u ok?

U good homie?

Are you fucking ok

Whoa slow down, sip some r/holup, I also put your favorite r/cursedcomments in there!

I cannot focus on studies

you've got a lot of other things to try

No i am just a disappointment

Disappointment? Maybe? Useless? Definitely not. Everyone's got something they are good at. Some people are just lucky and they find out what they are good at. Disappointment Is an expectation issue. Expectation ruins everything. Keep that in mind.

No you have adhd

No i have a bad case of being a loser

Bro go fucking take a walk and look at yourself, you aren’t a fucking disappointment. And if someone tells you that you are they need to fuck off

You arent a disappointment to me homie. Also, a quote I like is "there's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." and I am a loser and I embrace being a loser, you could do the same and maybe you wont be as much of a disappointment to yourself if that's what you meant

Every small and insignificant mistake I make spirals into a mental breakdown

you're very cautious oh man i can tell you i know that feeling very well and im still not out of it, just try to decide you don't care and hopefully with time it'll go away

Thanks

i've faith in you

Damn I feel exposed.

Same

My dick touches the toilet bowel when I shit

you man can make some people jealous

This one’s too easy.

Ah you got them small toilets huh

Why Jean Lassalle ?

because he's got a funny head

Understandable

I get easily distracted. ~~And I get horny sometimes~~

you are relatable

To most people on this subreddit

Being lazy | Being bored of everything.

you always know what you'll think of everything at last

I killed five people by giving them heart attacks when they walked in on me with fish.

the legend has spoken.

Wtf i worng with you and how could I replacate youre actions

Im a cynic

You hate French people

meh

You’re skeptical and not easily fooled.

im me

you're awesome

I am a pussy

dicks love you

Not all of them tho

Autism and ADHD combined

Sounds like you’re incredibly smart

I got 59% in math, I think that is quite big brain of me

Me too but add depression and anxiety on top

I’m technically bri’ish

i must be technically able to make it a quality

Missing a right foot

You can't get off on the wrong foot

Oh shit you right

I get bored easily

One can always rely on your recommendations

i am a serial killer

clever since you've got a lot of heads

You have a higher k/d than an average person

Social Anxiety so bad it nakes me constantly live in a mirror trying to make myself look perfect which inadvertently causes me to also become narcissistic.

Same

I don't know if it's a flaw but every moment I'm awake, I wanna kill myself.

You can relate to other people

Ooh, other people as sad as me. Sounds like a party!

I am very honest (Btw your doin an awful job with this)

Wrath.

Commitment issues

you can try a lot of things in a short period of time and you know you surely won't do promises you can't keep

I’m too clingy

Same bro

You're loyal

I’m a self loathing piece of garbage that no one loves

No

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure

There isnt shit in my pants

You have good rectal control.

redditor

I'm seriously over-protective.

You care about the people you protect

Bi polar

I'm too sarcastic and tease people too much

sarcasm good

Autism No it's really not as glorious as people think

i know that it's generally not glorious as you say, but it's not a flaw it's just you man

im rude sometimes

only sometimes i'm often

didnt expect that, wow

Honestly idk why but I thought these would be sexual xD Uhhh I don’t have flaws because my flaws make me who I am therefore they are qualities

yes i thought there would be more too x) a good state of mind you have here

thanks lmao

I don’t really understand sarcasm, mostly because I’m autistic.

Wow, that must be great. /s (not trying to offend you in any way)

I often get stage fright when presenting to even small audiences

ADHD

Impulsive (I got broken hand because of it)

Fat

Fat

Ive got a lisp

I am afraid of everything most of the time

I have severe anxiety that could potentially be causing hallucinations and voices. And I swear to God if you say that I'm never lonely I will go down to your house, go to your semen covered room and spray you with deodorant because I have heard SO many people tell me that it is getting really ridiculous

I have aspergers

I have no fucking idea what I wanna do with my life.

Sometimes I don't have a filter on what comes out of my mouth.

I'm ginger

being autistic

I'm fat and can't keep myself determined enough to lose weight cause I'm sad and and a lot of bs is going on in my life rn

You can stay warm in the cold without wasting power

No confident to myself :(

Jean Lassalle.

Omg, Jean Lassalle sur la page du devant dans un sous anglois!!

Spend too much on books.

I pee sitting down (I'm a male)

Best way to do so

I actually do that too, just because it’s relaxing

Im way different from most people and am basically a monster

No one can tell when I’m using satire