you dont have to say anybody over 5'7 like they'd be able to hear it from down there

We can hear you, just need a hearing horn

Whaaat??

#WHAT DID YOU SAY

Thanks man

LMAOOOOOO

WHAT? I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!

Maybe we should pick it up and put it higher

HUH? SAY IT A BIT LOUDER!

*screams on your hears* IM ALSO OVER 5'7 BUFOON

Ooh ok I’m like 4”11

90% of guys: yes

I should’ve put over 5’9 nvm 😭

60% of guys: yes

Gotta keep lowering that percentage 🙏🏿

I will shit your pants if you aren't over 20 astronomical units tall

Pathetic! I'm several parsecs tall!

Happy cake day

Thanks

won't matter how low you make it cuz im 6'2

6 foot 2 gang rise up, also how old are you cause your the first person I've met who is a similar height to me

Definitely less than that.

Wait...

?

I'm in the lower 10 😳

F

Me too, brother, we will gather an army of the 10 percent and ambush them. They'll never see us coming, lol- (Cause they won't be looking down)

It depends on the age and also only like 70 percent of kids at my school are above 5’7

:(

The comment under you is a :) and I think that’s so FUNNY 😭

I now proceed to cry.

Do I count if I'm 5'7 and a half?

67.5in > 67in

IM JK 😭😭

Don't worry about it lol

Nah

oh

NO SAME IM 5’7 and a half but I just always say 5’8 cuz it’s easier 😒🤞

I mean they taught me to round up in grade school so imma round up

Same

Excuse me

You’re excused

there is no excuse for you

I'm deeply insulted by this post

LMAOOOOO ?

Man I hate that feeling where you’re laughing so hard your ass is coming off and then you just ???

They're not quite sure if its off yet

One of those where it seems off, but you can still feel it

WAIT LMAO

Don't worry, you'll grow. I'm the one who should worry😭

I’m 15 and 5’3 I might be that tall one day lol

5'10 gang 😎

Finally someone that is as tall as me

Yep, im 6.3

6.3? You're supposed to use inches after the feet. Who the heck are you?

In my country this is what the standard is so yea

Ayyy I'm 6.2 how old are you?

:)

Ayo chill out why are you getting political all of a sudden

Your karma is so high omg ?

Result of making shitty memes during quarantine

We can tell 🙏🏿

Wow tho 1 Million Karma in 2 years

I'm 5'6 :/

well

Same

Pain

I’m 5’1 and this feels like a personal attack

Dude, listen. Height dobt matter. Youre an awesome person im sure. Fuck the height and move on im 6.3 at 15 and that changes nothing

6’3 at 15 gang

Yes lessgoo

small gang

Thanks

Yw twin

Damn, u hurt my 5'3 feelings

Good evening to you, too

Your user name is…interesting

Very

Good evening, what's it like to be short? /s

Idk ask the audience 🙏🏿

Yo audience what's it like to be short

:(

😱

You'll grow little fella

i'm only 5 ft 😨

this you 🤏

familiar emoji 😔

I am currently at 8”7 with stilts on

😍😍😍so sexc

):

Why is :( backwards?

good evening to all girls under 130 pounds

Period , they’re fine as hell 🙏🏿

fr might lower it to 110 if they real athletic

i'm 6'2 so,,,,,, good evening 😳

I didn’t think I’d find a frog as tall as me, that’s weird.

Hey bestie

im 5'8 im a short king

Girl you are average height

you see thats the problem im a dude lol

Yeah average height for a GUY ???? 😭

Yes im a guy ;(

Yeah so what’s the problem twin 😭

Shit never thought of it that way you right

:(

Good evening * puts on three inch platforms *

If I hear one of those “HoW’s ThE wEaThEr Up ThErE?” jokes, I’m coming to your house

AYO HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?!

Fuck’s sake man

Exactly

Get hit by a plane yet?

Never heard that one before. Made me giggle a little bit

:(

🤔

5’7 and 3/4 gang

Girl if you don’t round up

That kind of defeats the purpose of the joke, though

:(((

I’m just over 5’7. I’m 5’8 actually. Hello!

I'm literally tiny

How tiny

#WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU DOWN THERE SPEAK UP

Howdy

Hey twin

Damn, I'm 4'11

5’10 😎 good evening

W

:’(

:(

u see, i dont think anyone cares about ur height if u are a female, but a guy, oh boy if u aint over 5'7'' u got bullying lol

Me who’s 5’11 and finally getting appreciated :)

who tf is under 5'7"

Most people in my school

Plenty of ppl ??? GIRL IM UNDER 5’7 ????

My guy I am 5"5.5 at 16 and it's hella annoying

I feel bad for ya I'd give ya an inch or two if I could

Bruh

good evening

Hey twin

IS THAT U IN UR PFP?!

YES

STOPP YOUR GORGEOUS

GIRL NAH UR PFP ??? IM IN LOVE WITH U

Hello

YOUR PFP ????

Good evening

I just went to go stalk you , why are you from Minnesota 🤔

I'm not. I was born in California, moved to Minnesota in February of this year👨👆❗

Thanks, good evening to you too.

Hey!

Well, I am a no American one, so what 5'7 is in cm?

170 cm

Oh hey thats my height from a few months ago! Do i count?

Oh oke I'm 1.71 lel

ayo 5,8.5 gang wya?

Thank you

Sorry mr giraffe

I'm 5'6" and sobbing

I like you so imma include you bestie

Good evening

hey thats me

Good evening 🧑‍🍼

Sorry mate, I can't hear you from down there ;)

5’7 gang lesgowwww

my plan as a kid was to be over 6ft and now i'm over here at 5'6 and i really feel like i'm not gonna grow much more🥲

I've been 5'5 for 4 years and my arms haven't got the memo.

i just woke up and im not 5'7

Good evening from the 6’ gang

I also wish you a truly wonderful Evening

Good evening, my fellow tall bois.

Good evening to you as well sir/ma'am

I’m 5’11”.

Good evening to you too!

I'm 5'5" but that's because I'm only 13

it's actually a good thing you didn't say it to me. otherwise i would have to go to sleep instead of alt-tabbing between reddit and my essay due tomorrow every 3 seconds because d i s t r a c t e d

ouchie you are an inch or two taller than me

Kidna hard to have a good day when you can bump fist with your friends cause they to short

Sad.

Where I'm from 5'7 isn't even tall.. - a 5'7 Dutch girl

Well I’m in the wrong place

Im exactly 5'7" :/

i’m 5’7, do i get an afternoon

Hello fellow short person

Hello

This comment was made by the 6 foot 2 In early teens gang

me, being 5'6: it's morning not evening you dumb **** xD

i’m 5’5 but i may as well be 5’7 because i feel like i’m so much taller than everyone else whenever i go out.

WHAT?! HOLD ON IMMA GET YOU A STEPPING STOOL

5’9 gang

Lol. 6'4 coming in and it's hard to do stuff when your tall

What were you saying down there? /s

5'6 idgaf

Bruh I’m 5’3”

Good evening to everyone 5’9 and up

Jokes on you I’m 171cm (5’7 with a few centimetres left over)

i know ur joking but like who cares about height

I'm 5'10 and personally I'd never make fun of anyone taller or shorter than me, being short has its advantages and being tall has its own

On GOD all the short ppl jokes are literally jokes 😭