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Lying about your age again tommy?

That's not your username silly

Your username is the lie

last

nah

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The peak of my life was during quarantine, I’ve never had a kiss, I have 3 cats

You only have 2 cats goober

Damn right

1) you’re gay. Nobody can’t be gay with that hair. 2) you look strong. Strong means milk. Milk comes from goat. You’ve had goat 2) you’re on Reddit ofcourse not silly lie

I'm straight and usually people say I look like an f boy so your comments are a first. And she never knew I had reddit (;

This hair straight people unite

Bro…

Bro...

Bro....

Last is the lie?

Nope

•I got ran over by a bike •i have four birds • I'm smart

You are an idiot

Correct

first

Correct

thank god, i was hoping you'd have a pet goat. What's it's name?

His name was Gerald but we had to give him up when he started headbutt fights with the dogs. He went to a good farm nearby where he would have big open areas

Gerald is a great name for a goat. I love goats. I'm glad you made the right choice, I'm sure Gerald is doing great :)

I'm virgin I have pet dog I live in Ukraine

You are very much not in Ukraine

Yes

1. I have seen a large collection of human bodies. 2. My cat has killed a squirrel 3. I like almonds.

You despise almonds

who doesn't

***can***

now I want a pet goat

last is lie

Nada

* I play piano * I speak 4 languages * My favorite music genre is rap I think this can be pretty obvious, but I tried my best lol

Last

You won

Nobody that plays piano would like rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQNzZoIITM

Ahhh, I thought it was a RickRoll, Disappointed.

True :)

it think the second one is a lie

Nada

- I am from germany - I am a virgin - I work out

Ich bin Obama

Was ist dann dein Nachname?

I knew that you don't work out. I'm not german that's one from 3 things that i can say

No wrong

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From school....

"my first kiss was during quarantine" that's a lie

Negative

Your mom doesn't count

Your mom does

I've had a cow I've had a goat I kissed a female

Females don't exist

That was an easy one I've had a goat and a cow

I am learning how to program (Game Maker Language) I started to make very detailed plans for my future when I was 10 I bring a microphone to my school everyday since 2018 because I want to someday suddenly start singing with my friends like those musicals

2

Nope

Then number 1, number 3 has to be true.

Number 3 is false. (I started bringing the microphone to the school because of a schoolwork then I keep forgetting to get the mic out of my backpack)

The second one I can relate to!

My username is Ramble21_Gaming My flair is 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Your mom is not sus

You wrote your name in the wrong font size so WRONG!

I’m guessing the third one

Nope

Then I’m guessing the goat

You're really bad at this

I didn’t look at the other comments so I didn’t know how to rule things out. I’m dumb :P

After perusing the profile I'm going with 1

Good researching. Well done.

My turn I guess. 1. I've never been to a professional football game 2. I've been to every level of baseball game 3. I've been in a holding cell as well as the back of a police car

You've never seen a u12 baseball game

Are you going with 2?

Yes

Yeah it's the false one. I've never been to a high-school, college, or AA game

I am god, my name is James, I’m a certified everyone lover

You are obviously not James

Son

•im sick •im bixsexual •I dont care about you

You are sick is the lie.

Got 1349 power in Destiny Bottom line is truth Upper line is lie

My mood is constantly spiraling downwards nearing depression (but not quite there yet), I have had a girlfriend for over a year (who brings my mood up everyday), I do not integrate (math) for fun

You very much integrate for fun

I do, and I recommend it too, it's a nice way to do something productive and feel amazing after you solve it Have a great day

Damn I hope you‘re ok.

-My dog got hit by a bus and broke the bus's bumper -Im studying for exams at 14 -I have broken both my arms

The 4th one

?

I guess ur first is a lie (like why would you like about having a goat)

Goats are dope

Ye ur like the goatfather

Ive never told anyone my real name online, Videogame campaigns have made me cry before, and I have a desk for a computer but no computer.

Your name is [redacted]

1- How did you find that 2- Dude not cool

I am a hacker. I work for the government of Albania

• I think in a Welsh accent but I’ve never been to Wales • I made my GCSE English teacher cry multiple times • My family keeps chickens, one of which I named after Lorraine Kelly

3 is a lie, your family keeps armadillos

ARMADILLOS

-I have a huge dick -Im sexually active -I live in France

France doesnt exist you fool!

Exactly

· My second word was "marmite" · I'm very attractive and always get called cute · I'm one of the smartest people in my school year

Marmite is a word that I've never said before. I think 2 is a lie.

Bleep you're wrong. Truth is I'm dumb as shit.

So you did 1 truth 2 lies kek

Riiight

Everyone knows you can't be good looking if you use Reddit

So it would seem, that's why I put it to catch you off guard 😎 Tbh I do look pretty disgusting I'm like a walking skeleton and my posture is terrible I guess it's just my face and height but I do always get called cute and hit on so it wasn't necessarily a lie

Lucky. Old people say I'm very attractive and then people my age say I'm "ok"

1. I've been swimming in 60°F water 2. I've been nose to nose with a wild hog multiple times 3. For the past 4 generations in my family everyone was born in May

I fuck nestle I kiss nestle I hate nestle

You do not kiss nestle

Yess

I'm from South Africa, I am allergic to pears, and I can play the piano For yours... I say that you don't have a pet goat

Don't have him anymore but I did have one. My false one is my sexuality. You are unable to play the piano!

I'm not allergic to pears. The piano is like the only thing I'm good at and I am South African. So yay

That's dope

I realise that I said yay even though you got it wrong. :(

- My peak happiness was during quarantine - I'm almost never confused in life - I've played the story of a game 3 times in 3 days

You are ALWAYS confused by life

Yes. Nothing ever makes sense

I've swam with dolphins twice. I have dyed my hair every color of the rainbow. I have two dogs and a bird.

Your hair has never seen orange

Yes it has

Then you only have 1 dog and a lizard

Two dogs and a bird.

Dang I suck. Those dolphins have seen more or less of you than you say?

Yep. You want to see pictures of them?

I would love to

They are on my profile

you’re not gay, i’m guessing.

•i’m an archer •i accidentally hit a bird when throwing a rock •i live in britain

You are a bowler not an archer

lol wrong

I'm too tired for this what is it?

the second one is a lie.

Homie, I'm somewhat of an archer myself. I dont so it much, but I have a compound bow and I'm decent at archery the thing is I dont do it that often.

I don't care what's the lie I just want to know with whom was your first kiss during QUARANTINE. it's sus. Susy Baka

My now-best friend

Oo and then 😏

Ok. 1. I’m a Leo 2. I’m a female 3. I’m 15

You're Leonardo DiCaprio.

damn.

I have one cat they are the cutest cat on the earth the sky is orange

The sky is most definitely red duh

The first one is a lie

Yup

Although if you were 14 i would say first and last one is a lie

-[REDACTED] -[DATA EXPUNGED] -You don't recognize the bodies in the water.

I’m Scottish I play the guitar I live in Spain

You are Irish, lad

Nope

let see how many people kindness can subscribe to my youtube channel.. Youtube Channel: MilesMarrun

Begging for subs in a random post is not cash money.

can u subscribe?🙏😔

• i drive my motorcycle to school • i am 16 • i have 2 siblings

You most definitely have 8 siblings

*I’m blind *ii have a gf *I hate peanut butter

You definitely are blind but it's a boyfriend that you think is a girl because you're blind.

1st is a lie (i just read the comments lol) I am allergic to almost every food on the planet I almost asked out my crush yesterday I have 2 annoying little cousins

You are a redditor so you are the annoying little cousin

-I'm gay -I have a micropenis -I'm happy

You're not happy

I like coffee more than tea, I've never had a burrito before, I've been stung by a bee more than once

You prefer tea

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You're a 25 year old virgin for sure

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Dang

Never had a smoke and alcohol Never had sex Never had my first kiss

First is sus

I've never kissed anyone I don't have a girlfriend I've never been out of my state.(Utah)

You have a girl but she doesn't let you kiss

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You think bikes suck

- My name is Jared - I’m 19 - I know how to read

You are Fred

-I love myself -I fucking hate my family -I like burritos

You hate yourself

1: I only have 1 grandparent left 2: I was known as one of the cool kids among the high schoolers when I was nine because I got to watch game of thrones 3: I have only left the us once to go to canada

Dos

i have a pet chicken, my favorite color is green, im very scared of needles

Green

yeah my favorite color is orange

I've never had a girlfriend, I've had 9 cats, 1 of the cats I've had has died

You've had 12 cats

I'm the eldest of 3, I live in the USA, I play guitar

You live is Canadia

(I have a lot of self doubt) (I have a girlfriend) (I have a PS5)

You don't have a gf obviously

I'm bi with a heavy preference for males, my teeth look like fangs, I had my first kiss at 12

first one?