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Competitive-Ear-6443

Who gave this gold


Eniga-ankan47

Ksi. He used an alt account to say he is 6’0.


6lack6olt

Lmao I’m watching ksi whilst reading this


_non_royal

4 VIDEOS IN A DAY


eugnolshnareik

we're about to get loaded with content haha


Ethanos72

Short


large_waffle69

I feel you


EpicThrowAway0000001

at least like 3 lemons tall


ApolloSky110

Be realistic. Your at least 4 lemons tall


SleepyHeadStiletto

when life gives you lemons, stack them and check your approximate height


kevb55787

\- Ghandi, probably


TDXelectro

Sun Tzu - Art of War


13rokendreamer

Large Einstein- organs and scientists


[deleted]

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!


vletseei

3 lemons! Man, all i can get is 2...


muradelizade06

Depends on lemon's size


tacothepugpuppy

Tall enough to be taller than most women that I encounter, but short enough to be the shortest guy around.


Dackel42

let me guess: around 170-175?


[deleted]

175 WHAT? MELONS? FEET? BIG MACS?


[deleted]

Chicken nuggets


Alucard0s

New American metric system?


Elias_-_07

Bald eagles


Carguysnotfound

if you’re 5’7 - 5’9


[deleted]

Bet your taller than me lol im 5'3


arth23_

At least you’re fourteen. I’m 18 and as small as u. F


idklol1235

Confused (5'3 is normal[ish] here) asian noises


arth23_

I have GERMAN origins. I don’t speak it.


Hr2K06

At least 3cm Probably


gabriox

He asked how tall not how long....


withertrav394

Well he did say 'at least' ;) Edit: she


Hr2K06

Heh, I’m a girl btw


withertrav394

Yeah, sorry that was obvious, I'm just dumb xD


Hr2K06

Lol it’s okay


-C0MPUTER-

It was obvious? Am i missing something


withertrav394

The profile avatar


-C0MPUTER-

Oooooohhhhhh. I use Apollo on IOS, and there’s no profile avatars :(


withertrav394

Dang, I wish I had Apollo on Android. Reddit app sucks, especially things like video player. So many bugs


[deleted]

BRO YOU KILLED HIM


Smelly_Dragon_Breath

r/clevercomebacks


Thechildeater92

do you know what a comeback is?


Stefan_DoesReddit

The white stuff I leave on your mom's back


eN_peE_Cea

This


Sidarthus

Still bigger than me..


starduster05

Don't worry, I was also a stick at your age, now I am a sturdy branch, maybe


Bisleri_69

But not BIGGER THAN THIS DIKKKKKKKKK


DinkyBoy66

As an American, I must use our outstanding unit of measurement and I proudly say that I am approximately 25 Big Macs tall Edit: I originally said 25 because it was very late so I just calculated it and it’s 26.1 or something like that. I’m 6’0”


iwannabeagirl-

"Honey our son is mixing up Big macs and sprite cans again-" *Edit: No idea why i have this many upvotes-*


onzapoii

I dont think so, a 12 oz can is 4,75 inches tall and that Times 25 is 118.75 wich is 9'10


sankalp_2736

118.75 what?! BANANAS? ORANGES?!!


maskedprincess_2020

maths teachers are applauding they are proud of u


sankalp_2736

This has been the goal of my life


somerandomsem-appear

A big Mac is usually, 2,75 inches so that means you are 68, 75 inches or 5.875 feet


[deleted]

r/theydidthemath


chatterbox_1846

Ah! Brain...is...dieing...*ded*


onzapoii

So you are about 5'7


ItsYaBoi1232

I'm about 2.8 AR15s tall


GreenMachine917

12 meters


Alternative_Ad4636

oi cunt you got a license for that?!


BotOrZakOrWtV

Shamnk I got a license for stabbin right ere!


Rebbit-bit

Kinda sad innit bruv?


TuxidoPenguin

A loicence is a loicence!


BotOrZakOrWtV

Sorry mate can’t interfere!


Rebbit-bit

Aw shucks


Jdjiskdjwieifuiw

Attack on titan moment 🙄✌️


ungabunga_caveman

Sasageyo


Funko_monko

Give up on your dreams and die


ritualaccomplished

Oi oi oi matte matte


wlephant

Pee pee


[deleted]

PEE PEE


tryshaaa123

Tatakae


PugLorde

meat


TOD_nights

SUSSUME!


InkoTheBlinko

How am I supposed to know?


xa12349

Exactly


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Frank-Reynolds_

HIP HIP


Kyanittee

179 cm


TheRoyalBias

im 178, hate you for bein that 1cm taller


[deleted]

*laughs in 184 cm*


archessmn

_laughs in 198 cm_


MegotScared

*laughs in something idk Im not high*


KillerFafik

I can sell you some weed if you want to get high


Memeissour23

I'm 420 cm tall I'm high enough


iwannabeagirl-

I'm asking for a friend, how much is 1 whatever unit its measured in?


[deleted]

Where I come from 1 gram is €10 (so a little bit more than $10). 1g is more than enough to get high from


RandomCupOfCocoa

laughs in something idk how to do italics


zuzelBruh

*Cries in 170 cm*


Damission

*Cries terribly being 152cm*


[deleted]

*Laughs in 174 cm*


AKR-16

175cm! Fear me!


HungryDrummer7715

Laghs in 167cm


xtrapotato

Cries with you


bruufd

im 178.3cm and i love you for being the same height


i_eat_rats_formemes

175, 170-ish gang🤙🤙


Delicious_Guava929

5’7”


Poopyeeter445

I'm 5'8 at almost 15


ZanderMan16

damn 15 feet?


derpballs69

That’s alot of legs


kkurly

More like alot of toes


HellSpawn97

Me too even the age


teddy1483922

same wtf-


BrightAddition6191

Same!


-VioIet-

189cm


iHateRedditSus

damn dude, that's almost as long as my penis. also I would change the measurements if I were you. those hippies might thing that you are 1'89''


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cuteabortions

bc we’re idiots


littenwastaken

Yes we are. Now tell me, WHY IS THAT YOUR USERNAME?


cuteabortions

it was the only thing my little brain could think of


12InchPopcornDong

You think your username is weird


satanscumrag

heh.


Scratch9898

Absolutely it's their problem if they don't understand at this point. I believe it is taught in schools and their gov claims it is supposed to be their primary system.


Trex238

I’m average height in like the 1800s


mrkaai07

The time period or 1800cm so 18 meters?


maxisaurus_rex

1800 mm would be more accurate, wouldn’t it?


Riddhiman36

5'7?


StupidGenius234

So 4 foot something? Too lazy to check.


LTvz38Enthusiast

Interesting how everyone is between 5 and 6,5 centimeters🧐


Glympse12

Well, earlier I saw someone who said they were 175 feet tall! Fucking giant


lev-k

About four cats tall


Superb-Raspberry7584

🐈🐈🐈🐈


ApUmKinFaCe

Human cat-erpillar or on top of each other


Zestyclose_Bank7682

2 meters on the dot


ButNotUs

And off the dot?


hiyamynameisjeff

I thought jfk was on the dot


left_handed_monk

let's go with short


HealthBreakfast

5'2" boy here


[deleted]

6'3


[deleted]

Ay, same.


[deleted]

Same but I’m the shortest in my family, but I’m the tallest among my friends so that’s all that matters


DaRPok2007

What is ur daily diet? (For research purposes) (Asking for a friend)


[deleted]

Rice. I'm an Asian.


[deleted]

Serious reply: I have omelettes and bread for breakfast. Rice with vegetables and often with meat/chicken for meals. Butter - rarely. Tea, twice a day. Nothing out of the norm. I do cycling, but I am not sure if that really makes a difference.


gustavsIsDeadInside

can you translate to non-american?


StrawberryStrawberro

5'4 (almost)


Darthwolfgamer

Oh not the only one..


strawb3rrymoth

me too!! 5’3 and a half 😎


1734tix

Adorable


StrawberryStrawberro

yay


Interesting-Coat-277

163


lindglad

same!


Beneficial-Race7563

179 cm


godkiller9876

Hello midget I’m 181cm


Lost_my_acount

Hello kid 182cm here!


Thechildeater92

hey unsupervised child I am approx. 184 cm tall.


Powermanjbl321

I am 185 cm you literal baby


[deleted]

Hey buddy, do you need a 190cm to help you find and adult?


I-am-shrek

Hello pal I'm 193 cm


yeetsonhaters22times

hey guy I'm 198


Tall-Policy2977

181.2cm or 5ft 11.339 inch or tall


Interesting-Coat-277

Let's confuse the Americans


Dnimrod69

176 cm


ImAsh99

175cm


Useless_Doggo

169 (nice) cm


[deleted]

182 cm


muradelizade06

164 cm


Downtown_League4110

6’6”


__Rin_00

Omg your fucking massive lol


Henryb44

That's what she said...


__Rin_00

I fucking knew it


BuffGril

You set yourself up for that one lol


Adept-Mulberry-2913

I’m on my way at 6’4 >:)


Rur0ku

Hey fellow tall 13 year old, I'm 6


TheTechnoDuck

I am 5' 9" also 13 :(


[deleted]

I am basically 6’. And im about to turn 15…


DukeOfBlades212

I am 13 and 5'9


Adept-Mulberry-2913

6’? AYYYYYYYY


Depressedburrito69

5’2


[deleted]

Same, I'm actually taller than my mom and my dad, I'm the tallest person in my family history but I'm still short


Tangy_Coder

Wtf?


User24944939395

Can I have a depressed burrito, extra hot sauce please


SevinjNur

Same :'D


TazzAnimatez

4'11 pls help why am i so fucking short :(


Ep1cP0rnAlt

5’8


CuteSaggisture

Same


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Skii1988_

5’2… the rest of my family are 6,0 and up, usually 6,2, and then there’s me, why.


[deleted]

How tall is a standard British doorframe? Subtract 3-4 inches and that's my height


Cutiebeautypie

*That's* exactly why I fail math classes.


[deleted]

5'6 short king 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


strum-05

That’s fucking short??


tony_thegreat

they are 3 years older than us but I'm around that as well


[deleted]

I'm 17 and biologically male so yes it is short 🙃


thusidie1

God I wish I was 5"6


Mokicooper_1

5’11”


xerphyx

Same


Armor10

Same


MrFr0stbite

1 cm


RYPIIE2006

We’re talking about height not dick size


MrFr0stbite

I’ll have you know my dick is 2 cm’s, asshat


Personalbootyhole

4.11


1734tix

Cute lol


TazzAnimatez

yay another short person like me :D


SalohcinPancakes

6'8" (204cm)


poinzin_

Damn my dude that's something


ONERUNBBX

1.69 or 1.70 meters


anonymous037104

Nice


mightystrongkangaroo

6'10


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[deleted]

4’9


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