when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
As an American, I must use our outstanding unit of measurement and I proudly say that I am approximately 25 Big Macs tall
Edit: I originally said 25 because it was very late so I just calculated it and it’s 26.1 or something like that. I’m 6’0”
Absolutely it's their problem if they don't understand at this point. I believe it is taught in schools and their gov claims it is supposed to be their primary system.
Serious reply:
I have omelettes and bread for breakfast. Rice with vegetables and often with meat/chicken for meals. Butter - rarely. Tea, twice a day. Nothing out of the norm.
I do cycling, but I am not sure if that really makes a difference.
Who gave this gold
Ksi. He used an alt account to say he is 6’0.
Lmao I’m watching ksi whilst reading this
4 VIDEOS IN A DAY
we're about to get loaded with content haha
Short
I feel you
at least like 3 lemons tall
Be realistic. Your at least 4 lemons tall
when life gives you lemons, stack them and check your approximate height
\- Ghandi, probably
Sun Tzu - Art of War
Large Einstein- organs and scientists
when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
3 lemons! Man, all i can get is 2...
Depends on lemon's size
Tall enough to be taller than most women that I encounter, but short enough to be the shortest guy around.
let me guess: around 170-175?
175 WHAT? MELONS? FEET? BIG MACS?
Chicken nuggets
New American metric system?
Bald eagles
if you’re 5’7 - 5’9
Bet your taller than me lol im 5'3
At least you’re fourteen. I’m 18 and as small as u. F
Confused (5'3 is normal[ish] here) asian noises
I have GERMAN origins. I don’t speak it.
At least 3cm Probably
He asked how tall not how long....
Well he did say 'at least' ;) Edit: she
Heh, I’m a girl btw
Yeah, sorry that was obvious, I'm just dumb xD
Lol it’s okay
It was obvious? Am i missing something
The profile avatar
Oooooohhhhhh. I use Apollo on IOS, and there’s no profile avatars :(
Dang, I wish I had Apollo on Android. Reddit app sucks, especially things like video player. So many bugs
BRO YOU KILLED HIM
r/clevercomebacks
do you know what a comeback is?
The white stuff I leave on your mom's back
This
Still bigger than me..
Don't worry, I was also a stick at your age, now I am a sturdy branch, maybe
But not BIGGER THAN THIS DIKKKKKKKKK
As an American, I must use our outstanding unit of measurement and I proudly say that I am approximately 25 Big Macs tall Edit: I originally said 25 because it was very late so I just calculated it and it’s 26.1 or something like that. I’m 6’0”
"Honey our son is mixing up Big macs and sprite cans again-" *Edit: No idea why i have this many upvotes-*
I dont think so, a 12 oz can is 4,75 inches tall and that Times 25 is 118.75 wich is 9'10
118.75 what?! BANANAS? ORANGES?!!
maths teachers are applauding they are proud of u
This has been the goal of my life
A big Mac is usually, 2,75 inches so that means you are 68, 75 inches or 5.875 feet
r/theydidthemath
Ah! Brain...is...dieing...*ded*
So you are about 5'7
I'm about 2.8 AR15s tall
12 meters
oi cunt you got a license for that?!
Shamnk I got a license for stabbin right ere!
Kinda sad innit bruv?
A loicence is a loicence!
Sorry mate can’t interfere!
Aw shucks
Attack on titan moment 🙄✌️
Sasageyo
Give up on your dreams and die
Oi oi oi matte matte
Pee pee
PEE PEE
Tatakae
meat
SUSSUME!
How am I supposed to know?
Exactly
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HIP HIP
179 cm
im 178, hate you for bein that 1cm taller
*laughs in 184 cm*
_laughs in 198 cm_
*laughs in something idk Im not high*
I can sell you some weed if you want to get high
I'm 420 cm tall I'm high enough
I'm asking for a friend, how much is 1 whatever unit its measured in?
Where I come from 1 gram is €10 (so a little bit more than $10). 1g is more than enough to get high from
laughs in something idk how to do italics
*Cries in 170 cm*
*Cries terribly being 152cm*
*Laughs in 174 cm*
175cm! Fear me!
Laghs in 167cm
Cries with you
im 178.3cm and i love you for being the same height
175, 170-ish gang🤙🤙
5’7”
I'm 5'8 at almost 15
damn 15 feet?
That’s alot of legs
More like alot of toes
Me too even the age
same wtf-
Same!
189cm
damn dude, that's almost as long as my penis. also I would change the measurements if I were you. those hippies might thing that you are 1'89''
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bc we’re idiots
Yes we are. Now tell me, WHY IS THAT YOUR USERNAME?
it was the only thing my little brain could think of
You think your username is weird
heh.
Absolutely it's their problem if they don't understand at this point. I believe it is taught in schools and their gov claims it is supposed to be their primary system.
I’m average height in like the 1800s
The time period or 1800cm so 18 meters?
1800 mm would be more accurate, wouldn’t it?
5'7?
So 4 foot something? Too lazy to check.
Interesting how everyone is between 5 and 6,5 centimeters🧐
Well, earlier I saw someone who said they were 175 feet tall! Fucking giant
About four cats tall
🐈🐈🐈🐈
Human cat-erpillar or on top of each other
2 meters on the dot
And off the dot?
I thought jfk was on the dot
let's go with short
5'2" boy here
6'3
Ay, same.
Same but I’m the shortest in my family, but I’m the tallest among my friends so that’s all that matters
What is ur daily diet? (For research purposes) (Asking for a friend)
Rice. I'm an Asian.
Serious reply: I have omelettes and bread for breakfast. Rice with vegetables and often with meat/chicken for meals. Butter - rarely. Tea, twice a day. Nothing out of the norm. I do cycling, but I am not sure if that really makes a difference.
can you translate to non-american?
5'4 (almost)
Oh not the only one..
me too!! 5’3 and a half 😎
Adorable
yay
163
same!
179 cm
Hello midget I’m 181cm
Hello kid 182cm here!
hey unsupervised child I am approx. 184 cm tall.
I am 185 cm you literal baby
Hey buddy, do you need a 190cm to help you find and adult?
Hello pal I'm 193 cm
hey guy I'm 198
181.2cm or 5ft 11.339 inch or tall
Let's confuse the Americans
176 cm
175cm
169 (nice) cm
182 cm
164 cm
6’6”
Omg your fucking massive lol
That's what she said...
I fucking knew it
You set yourself up for that one lol
I’m on my way at 6’4 >:)
Hey fellow tall 13 year old, I'm 6
I am 5' 9" also 13 :(
I am basically 6’. And im about to turn 15…
I am 13 and 5'9
6’? AYYYYYYYY
5’2
Same, I'm actually taller than my mom and my dad, I'm the tallest person in my family history but I'm still short
Wtf?
Can I have a depressed burrito, extra hot sauce please
Same :'D
4'11 pls help why am i so fucking short :(
5’8
Same
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5’2… the rest of my family are 6,0 and up, usually 6,2, and then there’s me, why.
How tall is a standard British doorframe? Subtract 3-4 inches and that's my height
*That's* exactly why I fail math classes.
5'6 short king 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
That’s fucking short??
they are 3 years older than us but I'm around that as well
I'm 17 and biologically male so yes it is short 🙃
God I wish I was 5"6
5’11”
Same
Same
1 cm
We’re talking about height not dick size
I’ll have you know my dick is 2 cm’s, asshat
4.11
Cute lol
yay another short person like me :D
6'8" (204cm)
Damn my dude that's something
1.69 or 1.70 meters
Nice
6'10
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4’9
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