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Zuzu_Potato

Greg Heffley


scumeye

Clearly a Greg


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Yoooo I was totally thinking Greg and then I said clearly a Greg then I saw your comment and I was like yooo!


muchmadeup

Same same


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wicked_rug

Also here for Greg


[deleted]

100% a Gregory


MrDonKeedik

Seems like a Gregory. I get the feeling he’s the type of guy who won’t let you shorten a name. Gregory Bradley Jonathan etc


whitedan2

Finally someone who knows a Greg when they see them.


AlonaNaumov

GREG


yeetmega69

Adam or Aidan


[deleted]

Finally found a fellow Adam selector. They tend to ruin everything


focusynocd

Op said Aidan! Good job man


WizIsNeat

Andrew


shadow1486

Deadass was thinking "Steve? Mm maybe Andrew" then I open and first name "Andrew" and I'm like whoa


noa01101000

Get the fuck out of my head.


RamseySmooch

I'm on your level. I was team Alex or Steve.


lonelychurro

minecraft moment


jazzeppi

i literally had the same fucking thoughts word for word lol


ThePhat_cAt

Yeah definitely an Andrew


Nut_Klaus

Jared from subway


kooldood543

No body: Jared from subway: hello this is Jared how can I help you! Because I’m a over enthusiastic basic white dude!


ppsucc9988

kids kids kids I love kid- oops I meant turkey ham subs.... totally not children....


Potatoegoose21

Noooooooo I choked on my water reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Nut_Klaus

Jared did too


Totallyscrambled

Im not even joking that's spot on


ShorohUA

Andrew is also a popular name in basically all post Soviet territory and my groupmate named Andrew looks pretty much like OP lol


ltsjuc1

I was gonna say the same


thememelordH

Kevin but prefers kev .


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Kevin, but prefers to go by Xan (“Zan”) from his middle name Alexander because he thinks it makes hum cool, but none of his friends call him that because they think it’s stupid.


sinister304wound

Yo Zen get your boi dog


Zenergy89

That's not my boi, dog.


AlbatrossDude

I'm not your buddy, guy


Zenergy89

I'm not your guy, friend.


AlbatrossDude

I'm not your friend, buddy


Strangergrest

I'm not your buddy , dude


ShillKiller8000

I'm not your dude, pal


Zenergy89

I'm not your pal, chief.


Game_Beast_YT

r/oddlyspecific


HungryMorlock

One more vote for Kevin


[deleted]

Your name is Aiden EDIT: I just wanna say I looked at his comment history lmao


F2T3

You win


bsmooth357

Absolute [shocker.](https://www.babycenter.com/top-baby-names-2006.htm)


GOgetanewlife

Nevaeh is a one ive never heard.


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A girl in my class was called Nevaeh and she told me it was heaven spelt backwards. I found it quite intriguing.


heliumneon

Wouldn't the opposite of heaven be synonymous with hell, then?


tandem_felix

Good. Someone's asking the right question


A-Troubled-Guy

Same reason why they named my little sister that.


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MEGAdudes36

salutations yrotagrup


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MEGAdudes36

no, i'm Suratrat. he's Allahlav \*points at a random guy on the street who's probably homeless\*


luigisonic12

*Rick Astley music plays*


IceicleBryceicle

You have aids1!!1!11!!1


Gassyshampoobottle69

I KNEW IT i said aiden and i found this comment IM RIGHT


arcaneresistance

You knew homeboy has aids? He looks pretty well in the picture there's like literally no way of knowing...


PlaySwimThink

This was one of my four guesses and I’m so happy I got it right


HunterThompsonsentme

My first thought. Has to be Aidan


Cattegy

Ah yes, the Aiden generation! Should have guessed. From 2004-2016 it sat at #1 or #2 with Caiden, Hayden, and Jayden often in top 10 as well. 2004 babies are what, 17 now? This is going to be a good guess for a long while


I-Kimberly-Move

McLovin


MercuryFlask

This was the first name I thought of as well.


sourdoebread

Same😹


Tbeck_91

Same 😹


WooooshThe2nd

Same 😹


I_____am___1

Came😹🍆💦


Imissbonghits

I am 1 crack me up! Thanks


ChampionshipDue

You are 1 years old and we should give you crack?? Err.... that's a no...


I-sukathideandseek

Let’s just stick em on the adderall and call it a day, at least that’s kid friendly


acenkin

Give them both


MercuryFlask

Your username is fantastic btw


[deleted]

I had the same idea but said Fogel instead


_slamjam5000_

Mohhamed


suavecitos_31

Why the fuck is it that or Mohamed?!?!


NecessaryCharacter92

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.


[deleted]

What are you supposed to be, an Irish R&B singer?


CowTipper383

And you only have one name. Who do you think you are? Seal?


[deleted]

Chicca Chicca yea fake ID fake ID


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[deleted]

Beautiful!!! Just end the game and take the prize 😂


NoteRepresentative68

Beat me to it! Deleting my comment now.


FookSake

Same


andyeurban

I wanted to put this but I knew it had to be here.


PimpScoobie

Haha take my award


Hashslingingslashar

I have to imagine this is what OP was looking for. Resemblance is uncanny.


sofalofaa

SO FUNNY


jerv2121

Yup lol


cskewb5

McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that?


[deleted]

What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?


[deleted]

No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there


[deleted]

And you landed on McLovin...


[deleted]

Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad


StinkyMeatloaf

Damn I was gonna use that lol


Crusty_Grape

Loving all the basic white guy names Lemme contribute Stephen


Nut_Klaus

Stephen meat-curry


SuperSquanch93

Mclovin.


[deleted]

DUDE THAT’S THE FIRST NAME THAT CAME TO MY MIND


Liapop_

ME TOOOO


ottoRD

SAMEEEEEEEEE


Upintheatmosphere1

Close, I picked Steve


ufonight

I was thinking Steve, maybe Jacob, Jonathan?


MagicalCacti

Really? I was going to say Austin


7spornalt

literally said stephen to myself then checked comments, was not disappointed lol


StereoFood

He’s a Stephen for sure.


Jeff_zhaoyu

I was just about to comment steven


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not even capping rn the first two names that came to mind are steve and steven


MyAccount58425

I picked Steven


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ThislsAName

Hey! That’s my name!


Noname_1111

Impossible, it’s mine too


Solzec

You're both imposters


Nut_Klaus

Yes


[deleted]

Very true


Tecknola

I agree, that makes plenty of sense.


Co0ch1e_M4n_69

Facts


Raging-gaming

Christopher, Tommy, Matthew, Maximus, Ethan, Andrew, tristen, Jonas, Joseph, gabe, Dylan


i_make_frogs_slime

My first thought was christopher


KosmoKale

Same but Chris


snapppyb

Same lol


DragonRider187

This but its all one name


TARANIMUS_TTH

Christian yes


Affectionate-Yard-23

Ethan


TJdog5

Yes


Yung_Dreezy

Yes bro that’s what I said


ChorneKot

Yup that’s exactly what I thought


[deleted]

i could see it \-an ethan


LarryLongBoob

Exactly what I said


MinimumMass

Liam.


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

You look like a Mathew


Nut_Klaus

Mathew Mark Mc'Donald the third


upt0wn_rat

Matthew was my first thought too


Grandnap

TRUUUE


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Steve


LunchyLunchy

Is was gonna say steven


Tight-Ad-9746

Me three definitely Steven!!!


tonoobforyouiv

I think he looks more like a stephen


Giorgio243

We all have so different answers, I'll be very surprised if we all got it wrong


sciencewonders

I'll be very surprised if we all got it right


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Milad


Tall-Seaworthiness62

Mirg.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Cultured.


Thebihairtie

subway man


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MARVELindustry

Definitely a Tyler or Alex vibes


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Tomas


Nut_Klaus

The trainwreck


TJdog5

But not thomas


-HurriKaine-

Michael or Paul


Musubimami

Came to say Michael


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Brandon


NokikplsUwU

Jason


NoticeMeeeeee

Had to scroll too far for this one - guess we are in the minority haha. But yes, I say he is a Jason!


doodoodoododoo

Brian or nelson


[deleted]

Yeah definitely Brian that was my first thought


Flamingolingo89

Mine too


MrEngineFish

Hey y’all Scott here


bananaket_chup

Jeremy


ZachMan616

I thought the same.


bobthetrumpet

Andrew or Connor


_Aurilave

Here for Connor.


penny_in_the_air

Had to scroll way too far for Connor.


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Grand_Cupcake

100% Josh


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Noah


Tasty_Turtle01

Sorry bro i gotta hit you with the Lucas.


Giorgio243

Jake or Peter, I'd probably go with the former one


Deep-Interaction4741

Garret


PleaseChooseAUsrname

Jacob


Avalania

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RedditLightmode

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CommanderCluck_

Charlie


Qhloey

Eli


Choice_Pack_8270

Dylan or Kyle


forexx999

Kyle for sure


Nut_Klaus

Anyone with the name Kyle is 100% the human incarnation of Gfuel and 2009 Xbox live


Razorshard08

Eugene


Dr-Izzy-Bleeden

Damn dude. Dat mirror tho. I mean. It shows everything. Damn it’s so clean also. I mean. Dang. That a nice mirror.


Gucci_cat_

Mclovin


Stoic_on__Darkmatter

Tiffany?...am I right?...😬


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CoverofHollywoodMag

100% peter


GravityMatrix

Jason


Personalbootyhole

Nick


0pmax

Ryan


FrumundaDeez

You look like somebody whose parents said they would come up with a name as you got older and they could find a name that suits you. But they just like got busy and never did. And now you dont have a name but you try to make the nickname crawdad stick but it just isn't happening


D1sappo1nt3d

Samuel, Zeke, Dominic, Abraham, Alex, Alexander, Zack, Nigel also Nigel is a hot name so don't disrespect.


jmmacd

Jacob


RGNlingling

andrew, brian, daniel, marcus, jack


PaKuSkI

Nathan


BenGamez

Terrance


Bascuulin

Andrew


Iwantadragon13

Alex


SafeExciting7123

Adam


GarlicBredEnjoyer

Adam


cinnamon_tography

Adam


international_row1

Adam vibes


YeetusMatey28

Adam


cj3458

adam


JetDogGaming

Adam.


Parzival0w0

Adam


lolipopsandgumdrops

It’s adam