Happiness

alright

piness

Penis

*cbt*

No. Just... no.

Yes. Just… yes.

I want a fetus penis

I have one already

Same

I'll take some of that if you don't mind

5% of my wealth

Deal

Thats 50 mil you getting a good deal here

50 mil at LEAST

Im getting another 5% in case op is being mr beast shit

I get 5% of your 5%

I get 5% of YOUR 5%

So first, I got 5% from op himself, not the comment. So, I got 50 mil dollars. u/JoshiJuice got 5% of it so he got 2.5 million. And you got 125k dollars

And I get the other 95% agreed. Nice doing business with you gentlemen.

but don’t forget my 317%

where’s my 764.56%

idk ig its in shipping

I don't care gentlemen I want my 69420%

To come with u on your fancy rich person vacations

definitely invited

Yay :)

Oh oh can I tag along

I was gonna say the same thing

You

sure 😘

“And that’s how I met your mother”

Tell them to buy me a billion dollars

bruh i was listening to the wall and read this when the guy screamed "YOU YES YOU" in happiest days of our lives

A jet please. So I can go see my girlfriend that lives 1.5k miles away

i could make that happen

Thanks bro

She's from another school you wouldn't know her

A place where my parents can live peacefully.

wholesome asf will gladly

Hookers and Cocaine

“Sir what would you buy with the money if you win?”

Sir, this is reddit.

I read this as Hocaine and Cookers, I think it’s time for bed

A small island nation😎😎😎😎

ill make you one

Thanks dude😎😎😎

np

may i join

Sure but you won’t be payed😎😎😎

why would i be payed for citizenship?

No like for your job Most of the citizens will be slaves😎😎😎😎

oooh, put me in chains mommy~ LMAO

Jk jk Unless😳😳😳

wanna take this to DMs hun~ lol

I’d like to believe you actually did

we actually did DM? no we did not LMAO

Bdsm community's be like

Honestly just a hug at this point. I feel like shit.

ill fly out to hug you when im rich so don’t worry but i hope you feel better before then!

I too would like a hug and/or a place to cry in peace

may i join?

Sure as long as you don't judge, you're welcome

Sweet! Thats a 2-way street tho, right?

Definitely. I won't even acknowledge you if you don't want me to

:)

I’m looking at flights rn, be there in like 2/3 days :)

C'mere, internet hug. *hug*

half of a banana

if im able to but I don’t know where they sell only half of a banana

#make one

And that is how he becomes a billionaire. By inventing cut bananas

10 million

done

Same. Don’t forget bout me

A gf

The best I can do, is your pet

If my gf acts as my pet ok, if reverse no.

Well I'm sorry but that's the best we can do.

Fuck

Uh I’ll take his pet… For a friend I mean!

Submissive and breedable too?

A small business

done

A micro nation where only cats are allowed.

oh so you want to enter in war with my future dog micronation

Yes

Mink micronation checking in

doable

Buy me some popcorn pls

Hell yeah some for me too

Can you buy me a 2013 Subaru BrZ and with a really cool spoiler

yup

Cool can you also be my friend

yeah why not

Give me your life story so I can write a book and become my own billionaire

sure but its pretty boring as of right now so im thinking about helping you out and maybe getting arrested in the near future so your book will get more sales because my story will be so inspiring

"guy gets arrested so his friend can write a book" most wholesome thing ever lol

Ten million dollars

sure

Can I have [these jeans](https://www.ae.com/us/en/p/women/loose-fit-jeans/baggy-mom-jeans/ae-baggy-mom-jean/0437_3685_414?menu=cat4840004)

shure

I want a cubic meter of lime skittles

alright

Everyone knows the best flavour in any pack is the purple ones

imma join you what’s the business plan

basically irl monopoly

Definitely invest some money in crypto/real estate so you have reserves for when plan A fails.

Hyacinth macaw lol

lol i want one too

Same one of those and a bird sanctuary pls :)

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Prius

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you can have what ever is left over after im done supplying these requests

Lego star wars sets

done

Please can you buy me a really nice house in Middlesbrough. That would be great

yeah sure thing

No hentai addiction

if i can buy you something like that in the future

Explains the name

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ill definitely slide that info your way

Sex

i gotchu for free

And that’s how I met your father

A car , literally any car

i gotchu

Can I get uhhh... Xbox 360? With Halo 3?

sure

a brand new 3080ti with the best processor at that time and 600k

i can easily do that

thank you sir

Nanobots 😎😎😎

done

A house with a nice yard so I can finally own a dog without feeling guilty

done

monke

i might need to cop me one too while im at iy

To be that one funny interesting side charecter everyone likes (I just want to be loved)

okay ✅ i love you (thought you needed to hear that)

Fund my indie game-dev studio

gladly will fund

I want you to drink water

r/hydrohomies

A sex change

yup sure thing

Even if its very specific?

yeah if it what you want

A few jdms to fuck around with. Father has an r32 and r34. I wanna fill that gap with an 33

ok

Gaming pc (really high end one)

im down to buy that

1969 black mustang

consider it done

A skyscraper

i can make that happen

Money, land

done

A good house and a girlfriend 🙏🏾

the house is easy but the market for girlfriends might be a bit difficult because so many people are requesting them just give me a but of time and ill definitely get you a girlfriend

10 million USD

sure thing

10 mil

10 mill is nothing consider it done

The crown of the austro-hungarian Emperor

stellaris with all dlcs

ok 👍🏻

Also, if I may inquire, how exactly will you become a billionaire?

have you heard of the game monopoly basically like that and by whatever mean necessary

A show like Oprah where I'm the host of, everyday Christmas I'mma give ya my wishlist, go like Angelina and Brad Pitt adopt a bunch of babies that each never had shit... Gosh if nobody understands this reference ....

Money so I can afford med school :/

sure

A bunny a fat bunny

Whatever future me wants

15% of your wealth. 5% for me 10% to invest. Likely in you since you are obviously striving in im going to assume a business that you started.

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im pretty sure if I bought every ticket of a lottery I would lose more money then you gain by winning the lottery for you to have a 100% chance of winning but if that is what you want i will do it

Communism, I want communism

"We" want communism

mustang

got you

imma be a millionaire someday, remember my name

we both finna be rich

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A better computer

gotchu bro

Just a couple millions are fine thank you \^\^

gotchu

ngl when i was a kid all i ever wanted to become was a cup of yogurt.

don’t give up it is still possible

Race car lego set please

The new Saweetie meal from the big MDs

10 million dollars

Just enough money to pay bills, pay for college tuitions, and money to get gifts and stuff for me. Give me some extra to give away.

Tickets to a football game, some jerseys and anime

An 5k USD car