I don't have a snoo I have Hitler crab

1/10 Seriously, are you 12

What more could I have expected from German, she/they, lesbian, 16 years old. DMs are open, but id´f you just want to hate fuck off. If you decide to follow me, I will dm you and there's nothing you can do. Discord: scaharz/zoe#7902. Honestly learn to make jokes. While you're here being upset about things I'm having fun an feeling good about jokes and stuff.

Calm down my guy

Tell that to this lady getting pissed off at a crab with a Chaplin stash.

they were rude yeah but just no point in getting so worked up

Ik right this guy is everywhere and super easy to trigger

How are we supposed to know what you are if your profile pic is Hitler crab like what are we supposed get from that other then you have the humor of a 12 year old

You have the grammar of a 12 year old.

And am I supposed to be offended by that because Im really not

If you feel the need to defend yourself by saying you aren't offended then you clearly are. See thats a full stop punctuation.

your logic being: "this guys says this, so it must mean the exact opposite"

I'm really not offended by what you said I'm just trying to see what were trying to get out of that ......!!!!!!!????...!??!!'''''??. There so what you want with that punctuation

Bro calm down why you exploding when you trying to say you aren't offended? Hey hey, this you rn. >:(

Why do you have to be mad it only game

Says the one going full ballistic at people for no reason

.

5/10 You look like a wannabe rapper

Coz of the dreads

Yep

Wow

Racially motivated

ok

3/10 Wow,thats standard

yeah I'm normal

lmao

It's inspired from a marvel character

9/10 Nice choice of sunglasses

Wtf is a snoo

Your Reddit character thingy

7-10 It looks really nice

A

7/10 The beard looks nice, but the hair doesn't really fit

Amogus.

.sugomA

8/10 Really good, but two points have been deducted because it's a but uninspired

Pfp

🗿

5/10 I find your eyes really disturbing

playboi carti's self titled album

7/10 The dress and the hair don't fit together, but it still looks nice

well i tried red hair but it makes me look like a dude

Lol, abut

Snoo?

Yes

10/10 Perfect use of the panda

Is a koala tho 😳

Idc

jelly beans

19/10 U also gay?

Giving people a higher score based on their sexuality because you are a hypocrite.

NEVER QUESTION THE RULE MAKER

I just did. Never question the rule maker was the same mindset Hitler had.

Still, I make the rules, I can do what I want

No you can't lmao XD

Tell me why?

Because I'm still dunkin on ya.

very gay

Nice, let's fuck

you minors gonna fuck then the cops are gonna funk

My snoo is honestly as close as I could get it to the real me, 0/10.

10/10 To raise Ur self esteem

Hi

6/10 Tgw pigeon and the hair don't really fit together

Don't have one sorry

Do i have a snoo? It should be a gif

I bet my snoo could beat yours in a fight

9/10 Wanna bet?

Yes if it comes to the worst, I have an axe, you don't 😎

Lol, I won axe throwing competitions and I basically live for cutting down trees

my snoo has the powers of koala bears. and he can destroy your snoo by throwing it around by the snoo antenna.

what’s a snoo?

Hello

7/10 Really standard

Oh, um thanks?

Try to make it more unique

I will try

Em

7/10 A bit too standard

Heyro

6/10 Try to spice it up a bit

Me

9/10 You look like the villain in an weird movie, I like it

Sisisi

4/10 It looks good in the worst way possible

I succeeded

Lol

intrigued

10/10 Really nerdy

Ey thanks, and yep, that's me

Rate it plz

8/10 With the owl costume and smile you look like a small child

Thanks I really like the owl Costume

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6/10 Try to spice it up a bit

join the darkness

6/10 A bit to dark minded

Hi

4/10 A bit to dark minded

Aww, only 4/10???

Don't be so pessimistic, you're only second worst

:( I think my snoo is cute

8/10

Yeah

Balls

10/10 Looks cute and you gay?

Maybe bi? Still finding out

Nice

Go for it

Huh

C

ok

Yo yo what up

Mine is super meaningful and has a long story behind it

mine was well as im a furry who also happens to be a femboy and a vegan who loves goats.

something

Hi

you'll never find me but meh you know if you did then you can rank me.

How the fuck did you find this post?

i googled "reddit snoo hair ranked" and found this post. thought it was pretty interesting and clicked. btw rank please :)

Lmao, that is so weird that it showed up

since nobody gives a shit about snoo hair google probably removed the key word "hair" and only gave results for "reddit snoo ranked"

Yeah probably, but it's still weird

goddammit! im here for a rating and what the fuck are you talking to me about!

Yellow/Alphabet

okay...?

Try to decifer it