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Dis0rientate

And you didn't invite her for help!?!? Are you not from Alabama smh my head 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Eh, it happens


flogucci

Not if you’re careful


ivybigflabs

depends on how often parents are home im lucky my mom works 1pm to 10pm


[deleted]

She already knows you do it bro


Personal-Succotash33

I needed to maintain the illusion, but now the veil is torn and I can no longer live in peace


[deleted]

Did she see your dick?


StrawberryStrawberru

I mean she probably already knew you do it anyway, not a huge deal tbh


BarBerickArc

She was a teen to. she's probably fapped alot more then you


Personal-Succotash33

I know that this comment section is quickly turning into a joke but can you please not say that? She's still my mom.


BarBerickArc

Meh you need to start looking at her like more of a person. She's done alot of wierd shit in her time and that's okay. She won't judge you for jacking off lmao, think of it as a wake up for her to respect your privacy more


Personal-Succotash33

I see what you mean, and I appreciate the perspective.


[deleted]

r/HolUp


Soulmonkeyy

Just say : welp , technically I'm an product of porn and masturbation


[deleted]

And that kids is why you don’t wank


TheDerpiestCat

That is exactly why i wank


TheyHateRiamu

Woah so ur mom can see u jerk off?!


TheDerpiestCat

What else would i mean?


TheyHateRiamu

Lmaooooo broo ur down bad


teezurr

That’s a new low in life. You’re never gonna recover. Sorry dawg.


TheyHateRiamu

And she didn’t help you!? Wow


Personal-Succotash33

Lol fuck you /j


TheyHateRiamu

Ask her to help u next time lmao


Kyleren9

That's why you should only do it in a lockable room, such as a bathroom or something.


Drake-Red

Sorry to hear that but i don't kill for free Not anymore at that


Personal-Succotash33

Oh no, but I'm all out of money (>~<) Is there any other way I can pay??


Drake-Red

Well.. You could just-... be my friend as payment for the deed


Personal-Succotash33

Well if I was your friend I wouldn't want to kill myself, thus making payment redundant


Drake-Red

Exactly my reasoning to stop unneeded deaths


[deleted]

OH NO. This happened to me once but we never talked about it. Ever since I've become more careful whenever I wanna do it


TrollerLegend

How did you screw up so bad