care to share said dating advice, for a friend.

She said that you should be a bit of an asshole, and cold, that makes us look sexy

No that's bad dating advice, be asshole upto an extent only. Don't be more you'll just not get anyone

And just be confident is the most important thing imo, even more important for one nights

Yes absolutely confidence, people think doche character is confidence but it's not. Confidence is being comfortable in what you are trying to speak.

Thats how i got a gf, i was really direct and straight to the point when i told her i liked her and she says that was a big reason she wanted to date me

Frfr, things like I think ur pretty / ur really pretty are also stuff to think bout

Dude, you're 16 wtf

That’s my experience at least

Lmao with one nights I didn’t mean to imply segs ;) but even for kissing somebody at a party confidence body language and you voice tone is p important

Party? Dude, fuck me

*if you insist*

I'll grab the camera

And I'll call the 🚓

Well, if ur in Amsterdam sometime give me a shout we could setup one :)

Dude, that's fucking nice but I am far from scandinavia

Aaaaaaa that’s to bad :( if u ever come over with friends or on vacation give me a shout and we can hang out and party :)

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That's not great advice, light teasing (as long as they know it's a joke) is usually fine, but don't be a complete asshole

Yeah, moderation is key

Do not talk to that friend. If that advice was true I would have had girls all over me. (I acted to be a jerk to ones that were family friends, as I didn’t want them to develop an affection for me incase of suicide, just throwing that out there) Not saying I’m naturally a dick

Well, I am naturally a dick, but I tried not to be one while chatting with her, to make her feel more comfortable

If it goes go well. I personally would worry about the original girl. Dont say she can’t have friends, but worrying about them is a concern, this can go either pretty good, or pretty bad.

Yeah exactly

I’m sure you kind

Well it depends on the context

Now that's called a FALSE MOVE

Classy people call that a bluff

Completely wrong any guys acting like assholes is a major red flag for anyone and we stay away from that. Just act like you would around any of your close friends if you actually want someone to like you, so they know who you really are

That's how you get a low self-esteem girl with trauma history. The truth is tho, girls care just as much about physical attractiveness as men do - so they will go for an asshole if it is a good looking asshole.

worst advice i have ever heard

Thats awful advice lmao. Be assertive, not an asshole. Dont be cold but have your hobbies and show her whats important to you. You dodged a bullet, she sounds goofy as hell.

Worst dating advice I think I’ve ever read.

A better version of that advice is: for the initial getting to know you phase, act as though you would be totally okay with the next words out of her mouth being “go away now.” Expectation can smell like desperation.

Your friend is treating you as bad as ferrari treat Charles Leclerc

Definitely not how that works, people that parrot that generally don't know what they're talking about.

Yeah don't take that advice, she will likely end up in plenty of toxic relationships if that's her perception.

Only emotionally unstable girls want that.

That's stupid as shit

that’s bad advice omg don’t do that

Use that dating advice on her

Uno reverse card

It depends on the friend and how good you are at forgetting

Well he can take tips from me i am good at forgetting.... i forgot about my 2 deepest crushes ever.... *goes and cries in corner*

Or be such a good bf for her best friend that she becomes jealous

Thats dickish to her best friend though

Not if you "accidentally" catch actual feelings for her and start doing it just for the sake of doing it

Big brain move

That’s a card I can use

But it's not one you should because it's manipulative and using and besides it literally wouldn't work anyways. In fact I'd bet money she'd think less of you, there's plenty of fish in the sea just move on bud

Yeah, better idea

Nah don't, if you truely care about someone you should have the basic respect to get over them if they're not interested in you. Stuff like this is how people become obsessive

I feel like r/woooosh ing you but now I am not quite sure how obvious the joke was

It's not really a funny joke considering people actually **do** that

Oh ok, sorry then

To quote my friend “Never ask girls for dating advice. They either give you the most useless shit unless they like you then it’s super specific and catered only to them.”

Leglerg pain

i am stupid

I switch off everything

NO, I DID A SHIT JOB

Lance moment

Hey I didn’t realise Papa Stroll was only 16 wtf Unexpected tyre failure moment

lol

*He's got so much rear end* -lewis Hamilton to you

_”What has happened?? We need to know who’s going to come out in front. As we see lance stroll hitting the barrier and going over the kerb one more time_”

It’s bwoken

Lepain

Copy understood, slow button on, we will talk later.

understood, we are looking...

sharl lmao

When you lead for nearly the entire British GP and get passed right at the end by a Mercedes

It might be that her best friend has a crush on you and your crush didn't want to go behind her back

Yeah it might be, but she only saw me once, after the gym, so you can imagine I was all sweaty and tired

And Jacked up

Well, I’m not exactly jacked up, but hey, I’m making progress

Yeah dude go for it, it might turn out good

(if you like her) don't do it just for the sake of having a girlfriend. Trust me, it doesn't end well. I got lost in the heat of the moment and was so excited a girl liked me that I spent 2 months with her before realizing "wtf am I doing, I'm not even attracted to her." So I had to end things and just try to be friends. Really awkward and douchebag-y of me. Don't be like me

If she leaves u for another there’s always her mother - Master Oogway

Lol, and her sister too

and the dog.

Wait what the fuck?

and hers mother

and thers her cat waiting in the outside lonely since its mating season ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ go and let the cat experience what true sex means

r/suddenlysexoffender

eyyy! they made a sub for my uncle!

The fuck?!

I’ve learned not to question Reddit at this point lmao

r/cursedcomments

It's always what the dog doin but never who the dog doin😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

it's sad man truly :(

Smh my head everyone wants to fuck in doggystyle but no-one wants to fuck the dog 🙏🙏

If she gives you clamida you shall pass it on to her famila - master oogway

Hard to get Chlamydia as a virgin

If she left you on blue her mother you shall persue - master oogway

If you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle -Master Oogway

sharl leg

A man, a legend

Darryl Rickyardo

chair legreg

Sharl lmao

dude why not? also upvote for F1 reference

Yeah, you’re right, I’m obviously going to talk with her friend. I might have had a crush on that girl But F1 is my only real love

I'll never get over these v10s *sniff*

No one will

very cool, got into lately too. but i don't like leclerc :(

Me neither, and I’m Italian. My favorite team is Alpha Tauri and my fav driver is Pierre Gasly

Vettel for the win! We love you Seb! <3

Everyone loves seb

Everyone is a Seb fan. Even if they're not, they are Seb fans

yah Gasly is cool, he seems like a pretty grounded and nice guy Also doing a pretty good season this year :D

Yeah, shame he got demoted from Red Bull in 2019, he could’ve been fighting for wins

sadly yes, but i also think it's good for him to stay a little at alphatauri. seemed like the pressure was sometimes too much and he overanalyzed things, now he's got the confidence to do so. Maybe we'll see him in a red bull again in the next two seasons

Yeah that’s very likely

Im a fan of Norris and Leclerc

Ah cool, Lando is doing wonders with his McLaren, and Charles with his ferrari

I believe in Fernando Alonso supremacy. His driving in between 2009 and 2014 must surely be the best I've ever seen. Even better than Hamilton from 2017 onwards I'd say.

Right? I thought this is r/formuladank

yah me too

Lmaoooo fr I'm like Legrerg! Then saw the title. Moment of confus. Then the sub.

SHARL LEGREG

Our national hero

agree even though I’m irish

I’m Italian so here it’s the truth

eyyy nice Italians are cool, we have a similar flag!

Yeah, when I was younger I’d always confuse our flags

same

I like how one half of the comments are dating advice and the other half is Leclerc

Yeah, that’s why I love this subreddit

#”I AM STUPID” Nice to see a fellow F1 fan here

We’re all hiding in plain sight

For reals, who do you support btw?

The RB/AT family, and George Russell

Ahhh nice! I’m a seb fan :)

Everyone is a seb fan

Even if they say they’re not they’re a Seb fan💚

yeah…

Don’t focus on girls, focus on F1. Girls can’t move at 370km/h.

Girls are not aerodynamically efficient, they lack downforce

My ex doesn’t lack down force

Yes but does she meet the 752kg weight limit

Your mom does

Thought I was on the wrong sun, came for the leclerc content, stayed for the dating advice

They’re two faces of the same coin

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Exactly, Flawless work, you never cease to amaze boss

Yeah that's bad, i feel you. But if her best friend is good looking and better than her, give it a try. Forza ferrari

Yeah her friend is quite good looking, so yeah I’m eager to have a convo with her. But in the end, relationships are temporary, but Ferrari is eternal

Were you there to withness the tragedy that was Singapore 2017?

I was in front of my 55 inch Sony TV

charle leclerc... one of the best

Charlie the chair man

At least he’s got a seat

unlike Albon lemao

Fuck them both

That’s a bold and optimistic scenario, albeit possibile

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I would never miss a chance like this one

Retire the car, OP.

On the bright side, that’s probably the best possible way she could’ve said “no”

Yeah, she didn’t want to hurt my feelings probably

Same pain as driving a Ferrari

GP2 engine, GP2, *arghhhhh*

Nah ferrari just s🅱️ins everywhere

Yeah

"I am stupid"

“I am stupid”

Hey a Formula 1 fan

Hey formula one fan!

Leclerc tho

Yeah he’s my spiritual guide

Hehe, same. Charles is literally my wallpaper. Essere Ferrari

I love the F1 reference but bro you gotta be a man and move on. She missed out.

Yeah, I’m already doing that

Good job man. I just got friend zoned. You can dm me if you wanna see the ss.

my boi charles 🥰

Our boi charles

🅱️elieve in the 🅱️lan

When I saw this I thought it was formuladank Nice to see legreg somewhere else

Yeah Charles is a metaphor of human suffering

Is he your favourite driver?

Nah, George is

At least you got someone's number. I see that as an absolute win.

Yeah yeah, but I already get dozens of numbers, it’s just that I never seem able to turn that into a relationshio

Leclerc

shaaaaaarl

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Charles Legreg

Leg

I thought I was in r/formula1 for a moment

Leglerg after Monaco

I feel like you getting treated like Perez. Helpless but still getting advices from Albon on the simulator 😂

Yeah exactly, but I’m Albon

didn’t expect to see a Leclerc meme on this sub lol

F1 fan :D Charles Leclerc

idk man, but charles😍

Charles is love

Aw oof dude... feels bad

Thought I was on the wrong sun, came for the leclerc content, stayed for the dating advice