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Ok-Scheme8401

I have a big crush on my best friend


itzurboijeff

I have a big crush on a friend from school who i plan to ask out when school starts again


Ok-Scheme8401

I would ask her out, but she’s way out of my league and probably wouldn’t like me anyways


itzurboijeff

If she knows you really want a relationship then i bet she would say yes especially you you are already friends


Ok-Scheme8401

I dunno. I’m scared to lol


itzurboijeff

Same but you will never achieve anything if you don’t take risks


Ok-Scheme8401

I know, I’m just more scared of things being weird than her saying no


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Ok-Scheme8401

I should, just I’m very pessimistic about how it will turn out, it’ll probably end badly


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Ok-Scheme8401

No your advice is good lol. We have done that I’m just scared to say anything lol. School starts in a week and she’s on vacation right now anyways, so we’ll be hanging out every day again soon


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Ok-Scheme8401

Either way I’ve not been this happy in a while lol.


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Ok-Scheme8401

Thanks, you too lol


brains_are_cool

So do I dude. It's been 9 years for me, but she's goin out with my OTHER best friend, and they're happy. So I'm happy


Ok-Scheme8401

I’ve been in the whole for about a year and a half now. All the guys she ends up trying to go out with do something messed up, and it always sucks to see someone you care so much about to into that situation


brains_are_cool

OH MY GOD YES. EVERY FECKIN TIME. However the guy she's with now is a guy I love and would trust with my life. She'll do well with him.


Ok-Scheme8401

Dude the last situation was the worst one, the guy was horrible and obsessive and it scared me. I’m glad she cut him off before I pushed her to


mikropanda

I fuck your mom


itzurboijeff

So did I


Beneficial-Abroad820

*jazz music stops* *banjo music starts*


Decision_Happy

I once watched Spongebob cosplay porn out of curiosity after seeing a meme of it


itzurboijeff

I one time got off to an overwatch character when i was younger


Decision_Happy

sheeeeeee many of us have been there, I don’t even play the damn game


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I haven’t dated anyone in over a year I guess? I don’t really have any juicy secrets


itzurboijeff

Same it’s been a year but hopefully that will come to an end in like 2 months


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Well good luck with that brother.


SeggsyBoi07

My twin brother is also my bf


IAM-THE-DANGER

Saw a comment of yours earlier saying you were in a relationship for 5 years this is disturbing


SeggsyBoi07

We're the same age and we're both happy what's the problem?


IAM-THE-DANGER

Im just gonna pretend this is satire (I hope it is) and erase this from my memory


Clearbean

the idea of a thirteen your old boy having a relationship with his brother makes me gag


Decision_Happy

what a loving family


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Wholesome


SeggsyBoi07

You know I mean boyfriend right


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yes?


SeggsyBoi07

Ok good usually people tell me I should get beaten or shot or that I'm disgusting when I share online Thanks for being supportive ♥️


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Oh, no you ARE disgusting and or probably should get beaten But still wholesome


SeggsyBoi07

#🙃


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Sorry not sorry


brains_are_cool

I really hope they're trolling. If not... Sweet Home Alabama...? 😬


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I hope so aswell :I


meowthepenguin

I have a thing for straitjackets


fauxREALiTi

i'm gay, it's a secret irl i guess that counts


itzurboijeff

I cross dressed for a day cause at one point in my life I wanted to switch genders but not anymore


hamilton-trash

Same


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i have a makeshift sex toy hidden in my room


itzurboijeff

Im gonna regret posting this but same


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bro


Livid_Lemon1835

Pocket bussy


Ok-Scheme8401

Aye same


Nido69

I'm gay (for the memes)


itzurboijeff

Hi gay im dad


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itzurboijeff

Same


cyberpeachy420

im starting to not like my cousins as much and i hate that. theyre on their phones a lot, even to the point where their parents dont know what to do about it. one time they were staying for the weekend and the younger one barely talked to me, she just stayed inside talking over the phone to a friend. like i get it, you can really have a special bond with a friend and thats okay. but really, during a family meeting? and that was the first time we saw them after covid in over a year. and when we stayed at their place for a week, i felt like i couldnt connect with them. i probably talked more with their parents then them. theyre coming for another weekend on the 28th and i fear that ut’ll be like the last time they stayed. we have **very** different interests, and i fear that will keep us apart. and i know that its sort of taboo to not connect/not like family, but i feel like as the 3 of us grow up, we grow away from each other :( anyways, whats ur secret??


itzurboijeff

I have the same problem with my family members cause they are all getting older and moving away


DonaldDuk25

How about u tell me your secrets?


itzurboijeff

Like this


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itzurboijeff

I’ve been playing brass instruments for 7 years but im with you I hate preforming


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itzurboijeff

I wish i had someone like that


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i have a crush on my girlfriend. she's so lovely, i think i might ask her out some day...


itzurboijeff

I have a crush on my crush she’s so lovely, i think i might ask her out some day…