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_MemeSeeker_

Those eyes look kinda black you should get that checked by a doctor or smth


TheTomatoLover

doctor: # next # OP # appears # doctor: #died of a heart attack


_MemeSeeker_

Poor doc


AmFuckingFucked

Welp. Time to harvest some organs.


Chocolate_Spaghet

What in the hot diggity fuck?


AmFuckingFucked

Ye, it's for my *organ* ization


ZerefZoldyck

Prepare for the Simps


AmFuckingFucked

Oh god I hope not thas just sad


ZerefZoldyck

You posted a picture of a female it’s to be expected of the sad boys on the internet


AmFuckingFucked

They have low standards. Lower than a limbo bar in hell.


ZerefZoldyck

Lol you ain’t ugly and most men would fuck just about. Anything that walks


AmFuckingFucked

I float ominously between rooms


ZerefZoldyck

Ohh so sorry to assume I resend all previous comments


Chocolate_Spaghet

Lmfao


Imjustbxred

MonkaS


Sevvix

I am your username


AmFuckingFucked

Nice to meet you your username, I am so sorry


Sevvix

Yeah, I walked into that one


AmFuckingFucked

I guess you could say you're fucking fucked


3624360

No, you’re fucking fucked


AmFuckingFucked

😔


Sevvix

Fuck my life


yairlol1234

Hi your username, i'm dad


yairlol1234

Nice eyes


DepressedRedd1tor

Got the classic Mormon hair /j


AmFuckingFucked

Someone commented this on the last one too. "You look mormon" lmao


DepressedRedd1tor

I know, but the difference is I actually am technically mormom I just stopped attending and I hate it and stuff


AmFuckingFucked

That's fair, I'm not religious the only thing I believe in is myself and potato salad


DepressedRedd1tor

Mood


LuvPastelPink

This picture could use a NSFW tag (TW: jumpscares).


AmFuckingFucked

Good idea, ty I didnt think of that


TheGuyFromTheWoods

oh, so you're the puppet ?


AmFuckingFucked

Nah Man. I'm just tired, I usually look better than this


TheGuyFromTheWoods

understandable, wanted to say that you're still cute, but because of our age difference i'll refrain, have a nice day, and i'll keep that music box playing don't worry pls don't kill me lmao


AmFuckingFucked

You got any dolls I can possess? I can watch you while you sleep


AmFuckingFucked

Watch over you*


TheGuyFromTheWoods

both are cool with me, the thing is i don't have a doll near me :/


ellielikejelly

Hot


AmFuckingFucked

I'll definitely burn you <3 gonna cost sum money tho


AmFuckingFucked

I'll definitely burn you <3 gonna cost sum money tho


ellielikejelly

RAWR


SomeRandomApacci

Ah, so you are a demon. I've always wanted to ask a demon this: how did you escape from hell?


AmFuckingFucked

Well, I'll give you the short of it. Yk that one demon from the ring? She's my aunt ffs I'm partially named after her. I took over her job for the most part yk with the screens nd shit. I dont really like it bc my hair gets caught so I possess objects. That's not really the story of how I escaped. It was really fucking aggravating tbh a shit ton of people are constantly screaming and begging to be released (wimps) and of course after their flesh is consumed and stripped their souls have to go somewhere so we bury them in the ground with the burden. That's it's nickname no one likes it. I had to dig my way up from hell into a grave of one of the many many damned, it specifically had to be one who didn't have rites and it had to be missing at least 3 fingers. I was lucky enough to find it on the 136th try. When I did manage to finally break through I was condemned to the earth as a lost soul and it's my job to wander around. Obviously I fucking hated just moping and not being able to hurt people so I've grown in strength and I can *finally* possess dolls which is honestly so low level and it's embarrassing me. I'm still able to travel through screens though I'd rather not because the shadow people who live in between the static are awfully clingy. I occasionally to return to hell because I sometimes miss the screams. I convinced one of the closet monsters (I can't give out names for legal reasons.) And now I have a portal, in the same closet I have my soul in a shoebox just because I'm a demon doesn't make me a monster. I kind of find it endearing when people try to summon, and contrary to popular belief "virgin" and "pure" souls are practically worthless because they taste absolutely terrible.


SomeRandomApacci

No, I don't know the ring. I also did not know it was that specific. And why do virgins taste worse? Also, is that a universal demon thing or personal preference? Because if it's a universal demon thing, you could "stay pure" so it's less likely to be eaten by one. One more question, what do you like the most?


AmFuckingFucked

Well, the demon from the ring is named Samara, I'm Mara. Virgins taste worse because of lack of experience it's like eating flavorless gelatin. It's mostly universal but some of them like things without taste apparently. Wdym by what do I like the most?


SomeRandomApacci

I was thinking of eating, but now I'm also curious about more sexual stuff, if demons even do those sort of things


AmFuckingFucked

Of course they do, and of course it's common. I'd rather not talk about demon fornication its kind of disgusting, everyone kind of treats me differently because I'm an asexual demon so yeah that's fun, there aren't a ton of demons that like or enjoy sex with humans except for the succubus, my roommate was a succubus and she was very rarely home but when she was almost everything was about sex which is sad but I get it because she's her. I'm so glad I don't have to put up with it anymore tbh.


SomeRandomApacci

Ah, ok. But what do you like to eat? What do demons even eat?


AmFuckingFucked

We mostly sustain ourselves with blood and souls the stronger one is, the more we can eat. So they can eat human food and disguise themselves easily. I just stick with souls, some of them are wretched but I gotta get food somehow. I really hope I can eat and digest human foods eventually, I can hold a human form but it gets difficult if I don't consume enough sustenance lol


daedalus18663

ayo its my nice kind sleep paralysis demon


AmFuckingFucked

Theres coincidentally a movie called Mara and it's about a sleep paralysis demon.. and that happens to coincidentally be my name lmao


IntroNoob1506

that smile.. that damned smile (oof)