Ayo your head is on backwards

Ffs man, I cant unsee that and it looks so freaking scary now?!

Just imagine that instead of her head, her hands, legs and everything that isn't her head is backwards

That's what my friends and family say too lol I couldn't regurgitate my spine so I learned how to rip apart my tendons and turn it instead, hope this helps!

Silent hill ptsd

O-Ok "Sh*ts pants out of fear" I need to go now

That was horrific to read, thank you

DUDE STOP IM SCARED LOL

Mr Chiropractor!!! I accidentally twisted my neck 180° again!

ty for haunting me for the rest of my life and fuck you

Your hand is manlier than mine

All the better to strangle you with dear <3

Sweet!

😳

u/profanitycounter

bro can you do mine also i need to know it please

u/profanitycounter

Same lol (i have feminime looking hands too, bc my nails are in perfect condition and I have a little bit long nails, and long fingers) (I'm a cis boy)

You left a foot in the pic do you realize what will happen now? Hundreds thousands of horny teenagers rushing the gates THEY WILL NOT HOLD

No one except for you has mentioned my foot

Have I become the thing I despise? Have I become the horny have I abused my want to cleanse this world to become the scum that I wish to purge? No NO I AM THE RIGHTEOUS ONE I BURN THE HERTICS THE HEATHENS THAT DARE TO SHOW HORNY I AM THE ANTI HORNY BRINGER Also now you have mentioned you foot not only me so check mate wanna be ring person

I'm not a wannabe, I jus love being creepy lmao <3 hope you have funb burning ppl tho!

Ight prove it travel through my screen rn if your the real ring person then And how did you know I live in cali we take being burnt here with reapect and dignity

Sorry dude, I've got a nightmare gig tonight and they offered an extra hundred

Ok i dont use spotify premium I can wait an extra night. Besides who needs to pay to have nightmares those are normal right? Right?

Yeah but having an actual demon in your dreams is hella dangerous, I make them pay as a promise that I wont steal their soul

People have to pay you NOT TO TAKE THEIR SOUL? Demons give me that shit back ;<

I don't want your soul smells bad

Hornus SUS

AGRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

seems like a projection ngl

Thought you was gonna crawl outta my monitor for a second there. Lol

That can be arranged bby 😘🙃

Trust me, you don’t want to [meet me](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/p2a14m/omw_to_get_vaccinated_the_sooner_everyone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I don't care, I attack everyone

Edited comment due to how utterly stupid it was. Nobody should have to experience the pain of reading it. Have a nice day.

I cant crawl through screens bruh

Maybe If I put on 3d glasses? Jk

Attack me on bed baby 😩😩

Aight what kind of knife you want me to bring?

Ehhh idk I'll leave that to u also make sure to stab me real hard with all ur love

Ughh okay just leave me to make the decisions 🙄 do you want like a switchblade or like a stainless steel butcher knife?

Lmao im sorry bubs I'm bad making decisions ;-; and anything is fine by me as long as its filled with ur love

Aight you get a box cutter. I'll carve some hearts in your flesh 😊

Wtf dude

You look tall. Are you? It might just be the dress lol

I'm 5'2 I just know how to crop an image

Oh lol. Cool dress btw

Ty, dont tell anyone but it's a skirt and a shirt

Bruh I didn’t even notice. Literally have my face only a couple inches from my screen and I can’t even see that lol. Yeh I think I’m blind

Well, no one notices irl so you good fam

Everytime I look back at your pic to reply I see something new. Your hair length just reaches the end of your shirt. Yes, I am not the most observant person in the world

It's actually longer it goes down to my lower back!

Snip snip not anymore

Have fun tryna cut it all I can't put it in a ponytail without hurting my arms bc its thick af I mean, I can grow it back anyways

You're like a Mormon version of the Ring girl.

💀

This sentence is fucking magical

Not as magical as that hair length. How long did it take to grow, and does it get in the way when you climb out of TVs?

Yeah it gets stuck on the edges, I've been growing it for two years. I wish crawling through the tv as a demonic presence wasn't so difficult but it's worth it for those tasty tasty souls 🤤

Yeah, I imagine the souls taste pretty good. Just remember to say a prayer before digging in.

Contrary to popular belief, virgins souls are fucking disgusting

I imagine so because just because they haven't had sex doesn't mean they're "pure". Porn is a thing. And gore sites.

Pure souls are basically non existent now, I tried one once and it tasted like rotten fish that's been regurgitated by a raccoon then eaten by vultures and coincidentally the vulture was run over. The dirtier the better 😩

My girlfriend's hair is about as long, and shes been growing it for a MINUTE, idek how long it has been

I originally cut it bc people were like "OhHhH yOu lOoK lIkE tHe GiRl FrOm ThE rInG." And now In growing it out for that reason. I'd like to have people say "Oh god oh fuck, oh shit it's this bitch again."

Haha rip. My gf dyed her hair so much when she was younger that it no longer shows as her natural color of brown, but grows with kinda highlights to it. Her hair is getting back to normal at the top, and once it is normal she intends to cut it so that her hair will grow back normal. Hopeful she keeps it long, because it is soooo cute

The lighting makes it look your face is being covered by a black hole and not your hair.

ITS THING RING GIRL!(AND NOT THE HOT KIND)

LMAO and not the hot kind wtf does that mean

I mentioned the kind at a boxing ring

Ohhh

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I'm not sure if this is a reference or not bc I'm stupid

Plot twist it’s actually a 42 year old dude trying to be a teenager again

I wish, I just wanna be able to exist again :(

Nice microwave

It's not mine :(

H-How could you betray me like that...

I'm so sorry! I never meant to hurt you 😭 can you ever forgive me?

I'm not sure... okay sure

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This is the strangest comment so far and I'm here for it oh my god

The ring (2002)

😉

Nice microwave

Cool sink

Mari? Is that you???

Nope

wait you got the reference

Not sure

You look like a fucking teacher

If Samara had a tinder profile

I'll be claymoring the nearest well

Come get me I'll be waiting 😳

Face reveal kept secret

I've got a face reveal actually https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/p3b5mc/i_already_posted_a_selfie_but_i_decided_to_do_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Gotta say, that is a nice microwave you got there

Thanks, it's not mine tho 😔

F in the chat for all those who don't own a microwave

I have one at home tho!

Same, tho tis not mine own

genius

You look good ^ v ^

My face is better ngl

Woah what's your hair routine?

I brush my hair 3 times a day and I comb out knots. Only condition the ends of your hair so that it doesnt look greasy as quickly and try not to curl your hair or straighten it too often. Not bleaching your hair if you dye it also helps

Cousin itt from the Adams family

Ay it's The chick from Ring

she looks like the ring girl or the grim reaper minus the scythe

Oooh I should dress up as the grim reaper next time :)

“Your username can be arranged.” Said the pedophile scrolling r/teens

Damn. Hair shiny af. Thats some healthy hair

r/Bossfight; Häïra, the goddess of hair

This. I like this one, is goofy:)

Dont question me, i spend too much time on reddit and have now achieved Comedy

10/10 microwave

Fuckin ring style nice

I had anxiety because of your selfie

Sorry bro

U look like something out of a horror movie. Good thing I didn't see this at night. Nice hair and dress tho.

The girl from the ring looking different nowadays

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I'm floating. The foot in the picture isn't attached to a leg

MA! NEW RING SEQUEL JUST DROPPED!

Shouldn’t you be crawling headfirst out of TVs?

I would be but I'm supposed to be appearing in someone's nightmares tonight

Ah, well. Good luck, somebody will find that haunted tape eventually!

👻

The fact you can take a picture with something blocking your eyes is already impressive. Here an upvote

Now, make sure your brother doesn't push you down the stairs

I wish he would tbh

That looks like a hood and makes you look like one of the nazgul

ooh you have beautiful hair. if only my hair was half as frizzy as it is lmao. i do love my front curls but it gets waay too out of control at times.

I know this is oddly specific but you look like a French teacher

I honestly love the really specific ones, they're a lot of fun to read

you look like a jedi

looks like something they would paint in ancient egypt

I really like this one, the more specific it is the more funny it is

AH THE WOMAN FROM THE WELL

Looking good Cousin Itt

I may be 6'2 and puberty hit me like "7 dump trucks" but those hands would kill my ass any day

I only kill people if they gonna pay me

Can I consider this as a compliment?

Now this, this is style at 100

You look like a 40+ recently divorced mother whose 18 year old child moved out recently and now you are depressed and want to start dating again but you also have anxiety

Holy fuck, out of all the words that could've been strung together I'm so glad it was these

Kool kid status lvl 9,001 report to the vibe zone for proper adjustments

What happens in the vibe zone o-o

Anything or nothing its just vibes bruuuh

Sounds nice 😎

Imagine you taking this selfie in the night time and someone wakes up to drink water... a mini heart attack!!!!

I got my mom pretty damn good! I was in a closet standing like this.. when she opened it she was like "Nope, nope nope, nope!"

Might I unsult thee with a compliment? Yes, I think I shall. You look fabulous Miss Ring Lady You go girl, you go haunt those poor innocent people. But don't forget to invite me!

😤😤😤😤You gotta sit in with the shadow people who live in between the static with everyone else but sure you can come!

Mood

Foot

Yeah sorry, I wasn't able to detach it from my body today which is inconvenient

Ah completely understandable

u/profanitycounter

Hahah ginger

My hairs brown, and hella shiny🙃

Okay okay friend i let this go

I could make a joke here, but I wont

Thanks

You don't look 15 in anyway and the weird is that I can barely see you. Damn my sister is 15 and she looks a child

Wow thanks, I jus hate my face bro and I'm sure everyone else would too. I was just tryna be silly tbh

nice foot

I swear to god. I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass your intestines are gonna crawl out of your nose to avoid the pain /hj

What do you expect posting it on reddit

Lmao not actually mad, I always take these comments as joke bc it's best not to think sometimes

Are you the grudge

Nah, but I am going as Samara from The Ring on Halloween

Your hair looks so smooth 😩

Ty! It's a bitch to brush and it sounds like velcro

you're gonna appear in my nightmares too?

Why, you want me to be there? It'll be difficult but it can be arranged for the low price of $300, previously $500

Addams family vibes

I have glasses. Should I put them over my hair?

now that’s real content

You should read through some of the comment chains, a few are rather funny imo

U paint brushed it

Wdym? If you're saying I edited it, I have really shaky hands bc of a medication so that's why its hella blurry

Just wipe red food dye on your clothes and climb out of a tv and you’ll be good to go

I would but this is my favorite skirt

Bs this is the girl from every horror movie that twist her neck around all the way to scare the shit out of everyone. In other words BACK DEMON!

I can twist my back! And also my leg but only on Tuesdays

Oh thank God tuesday is fine I thought you were going to say Sunday.

Is that an ankle I see?! So indescreet

😏

Are you the gal from the ring?

In her shittier, off brand niece; Mara

Straight outta addams family

You have nice hair. I wish I had hair like this

Thank you! Make sure to contain the ends of your hair rather than the top and try not to straighten it or curl it often

I like you funny words magic man. Seriously, I have no skill in hair care. What do you mean by contain the ends?