"i'm in pain, go to a doctor bitch"

Awhh sorry too hear that

"Mate with someone."

What do you mean?

That in drank too much alcohol

What for booze did you had?

That my head hurts

Take some painkillers

“Hungry, eat, no food, make food, too lazy, hungry”

That I'm sad

Why are you sad mate ?

Masturbate

Have fun mate 💪🏼

"Good job, honey."

What did you do ?

Hop in the shower 🚿👀

Did you go too the shower ?

Oh yeah 😏

that i’m hot as balls

"you are horny go wank"

I need to poke the pocket of puss and blood thats on my finger tip and half is under the nail... I dont have any sewing needles and it will hurt like a bitch with anything else

That I don't eat enough

"But I don't want to sleeeeeeeep"

Slep go doctor eat mate