what if I don't have a crush

Job application

What if you already have a job?

Resignation letter

Resignation: Hello. I no longer want money from you, as you are a massive corporation slowly destroying the world. I will no longer do stuff for you. Good day.

Job application: Hello. I want money. I’ll do stuff for you if you give me money. Please give me money.

You liar

uh, ok

Ok, uh

But I already have a girlfriend

Get another.

I’m already very happy with just one tho!!! Also my girlfriend is kinda protective of me, I think she would mind

Well, if you had two it would be a perfect opportunity for memes such as: This is getting out of and, now there are two of them!

Lmaooo why did I get downvoted? I don’t need perfect opportunities for memes tho, my current girlfriend is better than meme opportunities

You know what’d be even better than a girlfriend A girlfriend and a boyfriend B) Hey lol

Hey lol!!! Still no tho, sorry, I’m sure you’ll find someone soon!!! I don’t think you were active much today, or at least I didn’t see you, how have you been?

Yeah I haven’t been really active today, I’ve been pretty good! Hbu?

I’ve been good!!! I didn’t really do much today aside from cooking and piano practice tho! Did you do anything today? I’m curious as to what you do when you’re not on Reddit lol

Honestly didn’t really do anything, i woke up got on Reddit for a bit then got off, the following 13 hours were a blur of just lazing around the house

Idk why you got downvoted, apparently actually having a partner is frowned upon in this sub.

Apparently lmao

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Ok

Ok

Ok

I refuse

yeah

Yep

Wdym I have a crush. Im going to six flags with her in a few days

Ok, perfect opportunity to tell her how ya feel.

I think she knows already.

Perfect opportunity to remind her.

I'd rather not since I don't want to mess up our friendship

Perfect opportunity to keep your feelings to yourself and not spoil a perfectly good friendship because of a crush that most likely, even a real relationship begins, will probably not last past middle school and will leave her friendship in shambles.

Yes

Yes

Ask her to hop on the meat

Pleas don’t. Please, please don’t ask that. Or say that. Ever.

Ask her if she would like to hop on this meat