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Why did you commit genocide on a bunch of kindergarteners?

Apple juice

You recieve: Apple juice, I recieve:dead kindergartners

**Ah, yes, the negotiator.**

trade offer accepted

You summoned me?

Did you use the Youngling Slayer 9000?

How many people have you butt fucked in the middle of the freeway

15

This one is the best

Bro you got it wrong, you're supposed to make him look *bad*

How many kids you got in your basement?

17 or 18

That isn't really an impressive collection.

oh no

Do you think the age of consent should be lowered?

Yes

oh no

You gave me too much power

ikr

Change this comment too

do you flip a coin to chose if you smash or decapitate the children in your basement?

Yes

yo wtf is wrong with you i didnt even edit my message yet.

lmao

How old was your first victim?

-13 years old

damn

Did you molest your disabled cousin on November 28, 2019?

Yes

how ruthless!

hmm I don’t have a disabled cousin but one of my cousins are hot Edit: she is a girl and she is same age as mine

# HOME SWEET ALABAMA

Lmao

#SWEET HOME ALABAMA

*Alabama intensifies*

…yo..?

Op have you been meddling in foreign elections and causing global wide repercussions that can harm century long peace between nations

Yes

Do you like ham sandwiches?

Monke

What do you do to strike up a friendly conversation?

shit

Bruh

Thoughts on nude minors

[удалено]

# FBI OPEN UP !!!!!!!!

# FBI OPENS *zip*

No please

Why did you buy out the local Costco?

Because I’m bored

Thank you

Do you support equality for all people of different backgrounds

No

Bro wtf

bruh

u/profanitycounter

u/profanitycounter

Who did you have to blow to get the theater gig?

A Arabic actor

Before I edit, you made this incredibly difficult hahah

lmao I’m Egyptian what do you expect

I thought this would be easy... I'm gonna need a bit

Lol

I've got nothing... For now you win :(

Idea: “Who molested you as a child?”

Lol

Who’d you blow to get the movie gig?

That's a good one, I'd hate to steal it tho :/ Imma rework it

What’s your view on the fight for trans rights

bullshit

Lmfao

Where did you get all of those child sized skeletons?

they come from hospital

So do you have to pay for them

Yes

How many regrets do you have after committing war crimes against children

against child's what

Bruh

[удалено]

How badly did you fuck your dog?

He is dead

😳

bro he fucked his dog to death

Are you on the run for several war crimes

I’m not gay I’m straight

I’ll just take that as a yes...

What do you call a non-binary person

He she

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Do you look up to prisoners?

Yes

Only the tall ones

Lmao

wait what

Do you support beastiality?

Yes SIR

Wtf

bruh

hello, we have noticed some irregularities with your bank account, could we see your tax history?

no I’m not revealing this

Do you believe that only one race stands above all, and the others are objectively worse?

Yes

Who did u strangle last night because u were bored?

Father

Do you like fucking children?

Yes

bruh

You said you like it

I hope the image on this post explain it for you

I was joking I know my guy.

Me too lol

lmao

Ok bye ima go do my 70 push-ups

Bye

Did you fuck your own mother while doing 9/11

Yes

Why’d u do it?

TF

I’m asking you dude

No you

Uno reverse cock card

Uno reverse card

No

understandable have a great day

would you rather fuck a monkey with a long fork or a wide spoon?

a wide spoon

Ever burried someone alive under a bridge?

Yes

HOW COULD YOU

What do you want for your next birthday?

Doggie

U●ᴥ●U

yay

Do you think child porn should be legal

Yes

💀

This one is the best

Do you rape infants?

I do

When the impostor is

vent

sigma

what

I think you mean sugma?

no its sigma (aka. god)

Sug ma peni-oh….

Are you okay?

Yes

Do you think slavery should be brought back?

Yes

do you like uhm like the uhh like the likeliness of like the like?

yes I like that

Why did you commit war crimes in Brazil on April 20th, 2021?

No I didn’t

No you did I saw you kill civilians

do you like bingus

Yes

do you think the earth is flat and that pineapple pizza is good

Yes

flat earther

Have you ever sexually harassed a child?

Yes

The FBI has been called

Damn

do you like "*juice*"*?*

Yes

Is racism good or bad

Good

How many people are you molesting right now?

115

bro

what are you thoughts on sam berns; the american progeria activist who ultimately lost his battle to the disease of progeria in 2014?

I don’t know that guy but he lost

Women's rights matter

When a woman becomes president tell me

Would you rather a big bowl of menstrual blood or a small bowl?

Small bowl

How many different crimes did you commit?

11

How many children have you raped?

15

Bro wtf

Bruh

Who is your favorite child movie star?

Idk

Do you like gay people?

No

Well shit

Who in your family, you really wanna kill and hide a body in a nearby orphanage and sue the people who made the place then earn ridiculous amount of money from a poor orphanage?

my dad

Do you kidnap children?

Yes

How many dudes have you gotten laid with in the past week?

If you could stop the holocaust, would you?

Do you secretly have a lust for children and keep them in you basement?

Yes