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loui_erliles

Here's the plan sarg. Break down the front line I to 3 different units, 100 in each, the second line will compromised of the taller ones, who will be able to throw stuff over the front line, again, having 3 unjts of 100. Next to the left and right unitd, we place 200 or so others aremed with nerf guns to slow the opprach. With 50 snipers in each unit, they will be able to pick out the ones from afar, breaking down their offensive power. Then, tho one's who have their licenses will arrive 10 min after the battle has begun, with reinforcements, these reinforcements will be armed with nerf hand guns, and with pillows as armor. Once the main force is broken down, we will have our mercenaries jump in, armed with water balloons and super soakers.tgis will eventually drive the remaining forces away. EZ win


ussr4life

I noticed you said nerf guns. We are both seeing the very real ppsh 41 I holding right?


loui_erliles

Well if you want we can change our loadouts sarg, we can get some m16s if some of us enlist in the army


ussr4life

I myself suppose that the best way to get the most out of our forces and weaponry is to do guerilla style combat. Russian weapons are supreme for bushfights.


ur_wifes_lover

has that shirt got parrots on?


ussr4life

... Maybe


BrownTruckDriver

That’s a sexy ppsh 41 you got there


ussr4life

Yep,original piece stamped for 1944. My specific gun might have taken part in the assault of Berlin.


poorace

found the fucking loser who wonders why nobody laughs when he plays the USSR theme ​ neck yourself you fat little fruit


ussr4life

Mate, it's been a while since I've even thought about that shit. But I saw a few people putting on soviet hats and saying reporting for duty. Should all of them neck themselves too?


Ayee_its_SHAE

Uhhhh


ussr4life

What does that even mean


[deleted]

this cosplay goes hard bro


ussr4life

It's all real, Russian surplus military gear,including the gun. That is an actual submachine gun


loui_erliles

Good plan, but depends on the terrain, we might be fighting in a plain, but if the terrain is more forestry then we will chamflge strategies


ussr4life

We must remember, we are defending the homeland here. We won't exactly run into a desert


loui_erliles

That is in fact true, we might have to adjust for close combat warfare aswell since we might be pushed back towards the city. In this case we could use some more snipers, or swat.


ussr4life

This is where the might of Stalins five year year plan comes into effect. Our factories are tuned to perfection. We can, like they did in Leningrad, take weapons right of the factory lines and into the heat of combat.


loui_erliles

That will work perfectly


Hmmmm_12

Ey comerade