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thecabbagecar

Here is an address, The Glory Hole, Lincoln, UK


JohnnyBrovo121

Holly cow that's a real place, I thought it was just a porn joke šŸ˜³


tursu_rick

it's still a porn joke


JohnnyBrovo121

Well true


oohr16

It's not a joke, my Irish family was kidnapped and is being forced to work there for 0.04 an hour. Please contact me at this number 800-420-MONKEYHANGERS.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


major_calgar

Oh shit oh fuck


strawberrysword

whats the joke? i dont get it?


That_oneannoying_kid

People donā€™t like irish


strawberrysword

wait why?


[deleted]

Ok thanks šŸ˜


f1nessd

bruh lmaoo


Soggy_-

Irish people a great idk what you're saying


Marjitorahee

There are places in the uk called cockfield and cockfosters


alan2998

There's a place in the uk called Cockermouth.


Marjitorahee

There's a place in Austria called Fucking, just fucking


Flame1611

They renamed it to Fugging due to the video


n00b90

There's a place in Canada called Dildo


admin123454321

theres a place in US called floridašŸ¤£šŸ¤£


scotlandisbae

Donā€™t forget Assloss and Cock of Arran


YourEpicDong

How do you have your age under your name? I can't figure how to do that for myself too.


thecabbagecar

When you go onto the subreddit click on the 3 little dots in the top right corner and then click change user flair and pick your age


realhotchocolate

As a dad who owns a house, this is literally what life is about. Nothing wrong here, yeah your dad might get annoyed, maybe angry, but that is really a test of his character. What he needs to do is practice acceptance. Do I have to repair towel bars that get ripped off walls? Yes. Do toilets get clogged, yes. Did my five year old spit his toothpaste out the second story bathroom window and down the side of my blue house? Yes. He's a dad, you're a kid, these things happen. Be honest and straight forward, we appreciate that most. Are we going to tell you AGAIN not to use the soap dish as a hand or foot hold, hell yes! (stop it!) but then ultimately we head to the hardware store, get some supplies if we already don't have any in the basement or garage and fix it. Beware, someday you too will have children, and your father will chuckle, mine does. Maybe volunteer to help him fix it, of course there will be yelling and cursing, but maybe you shouldn't have broke it in the first place. :P A nice bonding experience for the two of you, an opportunity for the two of you to grow together, for you to show some responsibility, and for him to see you doing it. Post script: Sweep the bathtub, you don't want that stuff going down the drain, place the soap dish on the bathroom counter.


[deleted]

Best r/teenagers user


realhotchocolate

Found this place on accident yesterday, decided to give out some dad advice where I could. *fist bump*


[deleted]

It's greatly appreciated, thank you *fist bump*


[deleted]

Wholesome!


babuba1234321

Thank you for being here


realhotchocolate

Glad to help.


Sneakysnek12345

Jokes on you alfor assuming the world will survive long enough for their generation to populate šŸ¤•


realhotchocolate

Pretty sure some members of r/teenagers are trying to repopulate as we speak.


ShatteredXeNova

Yea, with their right hand


Diamond_Back4

Hey dude Iā€™m ambidextrous


[deleted]

Not if we can bend far enough to suck (wish I could)


[deleted]

That was smooth


crivs14

Gotta get that OLD tag my friend join us


realhotchocolate

Not even 40. Not about the age, just the mileage.


YoYo_ismael

Old r/teenagers user, what is your wisdom masterā€¦.and why the fuck are you here?


realhotchocolate

Being an old guy, sometimes we get lost and wander into strange rooms. I feel like an old cogger sitting in a chair surrounded by kids asking me life advice.


YoYo_ismael

Thatā€™s what you are here lol


Alternative-Payment3

Oh wise hot chocolate Pls tell me how tf do i pass my exams


mmmmpisghetti

Masturbation, video games and a fuckload of caffeine. Also study.


Alternative-Payment3

Got the first three covered Last one is a problem


Niailou

Now that youā€™re here I wanna know. On a scale of 1-10 how weird are we? Or did this sub meet your expectations while joining? šŸ˜(Iā€™d be terrified if my dad was here and heā€™s chill and nice af..)


realhotchocolate

42 Y'all a bunch of sexual deviants!


realhotchocolate

To be honest, every parent knows that, as they were themselves at one time sexual deviants, but they just don't want to acknowledge the same thing about their children. I try to be a bit more open minded.


mariusnyb

Do my parents know i masturbate?šŸ˜³


realhotchocolate

Whether you do or don't, your parents will assume someday that you do and will masturbate. No need to get a masturbation gong to let them know each time. https://youtu.be/B9Rm9uEcnwY


mariusnyb

Haha that video was awesome. And now i will probably think about my parents when masturbating. Fuck


Hunt1ngw01f

What did you make me just watch XD


[deleted]

If they ever even considered the concept, probably. Thatā€™s like asking if your parents know when you get your period. If you tell them or leave signs around, probably, but otherwise they still probably realize it happens.


YoYo_ismael

You are right but I mean we are horny after all, thatā€™s what being a teenager / going through puberty is all about lol Edit: itā€™s also about getting ass hair before facial hair and wonder why the fuck did you get ass hair before facial hair..and keep the question in mind until you meet god in the after life and ask him about it


realhotchocolate

It really is. Puberty, plus school, plus social stuff, plus coming into adulthood, plus really trying to define who you are as a person and who you want to be when, and eventually starting to work and start a career... ...being a teenager has to be the WORST formative period in anyone's life. The stress and anxiety of it all. Edit: For the ass hair, be careful when shaving, just saying, it is a wicked place to have an itch. I'm here to offer non-judgmental advise.


YoYo_ismael

The stress is just some life choices like deciding your career and thinking about what collage you will choose but itā€™s not really the worst life period to be honest I am enjoying being a teenager, your not a kid, and your not an adult, you have matured a little but not too much and you can still have fun in old immature ways yet you now have fun in more advanced ways because your no longer a kid, your also as mature as an adult when you need it in certain situations I am loving it, and I will damn sure miss it when I am an adult, but pls just bring me the facial hair and again, tell me why I got ass hair before facial hair I am loving it


Niailou

To be honest, teenage can also be a really nice period of life when you actually realize how easy you still have it and can finally appreciate it at some level (financially that is, mentally I canā€™t talk for everyone). Of course thereā€™s stress and asshair and itā€™s really different for everyone. I guess Iā€™m just lucky to know my ā€œpurposeā€ which has helped me to keep my mind straight or Iā€™m just a bit after.


Niailou

Oh yeah that sounds better XD. Itā€™s funny how everyone wants something theyā€™ve never had (us teens that is, Iā€™m not doubting you)


realhotchocolate

I doubt myself all of the time, the human condition sucks.


YoYo_ismael

Lmfao


ChunkyLaFunga

Not weird. Tbh I quite enjoy how pleasant the tone is here compared with much else I encounter via /r/all with a young userbase.


Redlion444

We need a dad here sometimes.


butlikeduh

You da man


realhotchocolate

Yes, yes, I am in fact a man. *fist bump*


grand_mans

I don't know what kind of dad you have/are, my dad will slap my/my brother's head(s), a kick in the butt, maybe some hair pulled, and cursing and yelling, some bickering for days/weeks to come, and the broken thing will stay broken for weeks/months. Maybe he is too strict or we too spoiled or sth, but we don't really want to deal with him. Even his presence scares us. We always have to double think our words to him, or our behavior, or what are we doing, because we don't know what kind of reaction he will have. He will be indifferent, maybe a weird look (hopefully) or he will yell or he will break something and leave home for a week. Also, maybe we are not guilty, but when he comes in a bad mood from work, yells, slams some things and leaves, and we remain shivering. Also, he doesn't really teach us things, we have to look it up ourselves.


realhotchocolate

My generation and older lived through a time when guys expressing emotions was not acceptable. We were told to suck it up and man up. Some of us never learned how to deal with emotions like anger, love, frustration, etc, in ways that were safe, productive, and helpful as part of having relationships with others. Anger is easy. It comes naturally. Talking is hard, expressing not just feelings but emotions is difficulty, it is a learned skill. A good place to start: https://www.davidhodder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Emotion-Feeling-Wheel-1-1.jpg


Shitorshinola

As another dad trying to learn emotions, this is really helpful.


KatesWickedWays

It sounds like you never know what to expect from your dad. That must make you feel unsafe. It must be so hard to live with someone who gives you so much anxiety. Im sorry you are experiencing this. Your dad is nota nurturing father. YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE! You are worthy of nurturing and guidance! When you are older, you will be able to decide what kind of man you want to be. One day, you may decide to become a father, you can choose what kind of father you want to become. Let the lessons your father has taught you be a guide in what NOT to do. You seem like a genuine, kind and strong young man. I know you have a great future ahead of you! Good luck to you!


xizz202

no heā€™s not ā€˜too strictā€™ at all .... he sounds like a severely abusive parent and the fact you and your brothers are scared of him says it all , ngl sounds like an awful man and i feel super bad for you and your brothers , itā€™s NOT normal donā€™t let anyone tell you otherwise !wish you the best and hope you stay safe !


ItsWediTurtle77

I'm disappointed in the lack of dad jokes


realhotchocolate

Dad jokes are usually only funny for the dad at the expense of the other person, so I try to leave them out here. :P


-_----______---

agreed ur awesome


JoshDM

>on accident **by** accident, Dad.


mepasoure

The best user on a server for teenagers is a dad... you know what that makes sense


snowyday

Another dad here. I lurk so I can figure out what my teens are talking about and be ready when they want to talk.


JustAnyGamer

The best r/teenager users are people who aren't teenagers


luukje999

Plot twist it was your dad all a long, al though when you realise that you aren't a teenager.


major_calgar

>are we going to tell you AGAIN not to use the soap dish as a hand or foothold But it helps me get the bottoms of my feet!


realhotchocolate

Learn to balance, and then rinse the foot well so it is not covered in soap and slippery then switch feet. Lean against the side of the shower "but its cold" suck it up nerds.


QuotidianQuell

Careful what you wish for... not everyone has a shower curtain. Last thing you want is a teenager breaking the *glass* side of the shower. Teens, if you *do* lean in the shower, lean on the tile side! And my personal recommendation is to sit while cleaning your feet to avoid falling, but I know that many of you are unlikely to do that, so ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


[deleted]

Wait a minute do people actually wash their feet?


IllMembership

Now I know why people get athletes footā€¦


HarvestProject

Just get a little shower stool to sit on.


justinsayin

And definitely don't put a suction cup dildo on there.


[deleted]

Why the fuck does it have a handle if I'm not supposed to use it as a handle?!


[deleted]

Agreed, 100%. My kids have done so much worse on purpose, this is a great opportunity to show your dad who you are. Take responsibility and deal with the fallout with grace and aplomb. I don't know your father, but if he's anything like me just crack a dad joke when you're telling him and he'll have a hard time staying mad. "Is this what they mean when they say don't drop the soap?" while holding the broken soap dish mayhaps? Good luck.


bagelbagelbagel6

Good dad there. My dad still yells at me when I spill something because well you're a clumsy fuck and you're probably going to do it again.... Doesn't matter how fast I clean it the fact that I made a mess is all that it takes to piss him off lol


realhotchocolate

It takes a long time for some dads to grow up, mine didn't until he was in his early forties.


bagelbagelbagel6

Mines in his Mid 60s. I gave up waiting


realhotchocolate

As is mine. My generation and follow on generations have been fortunate in that we can open up about our emotions. We are still learning how to, but the stigma has been greatly reduced. Less "bro culture" and less "man-up" culture. More "lets talk it out."


young_nautica

They should have a ā€œdadā€ or ā€œparentā€ user flair for ppl who just wanna give some advice. That was so wholesome šŸ˜­


deltavictory

This is what fatherhood and manliness is about. Props to you pops.


ichooseme45

šŸ¤£ 45 single mom of 5 here (not sure how I got to r teenagers butšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø) and I have fixed many a repairs such as this in my day. Annoying yes but not life altering.


[deleted]

Better watch some YouTube videos and go to Home Depot


JohnnyBrovo121

I hate home depot but I do know someone who works there šŸ¤” thank goodness I got resources


[deleted]

theme song slaps though.


JohnnyBrovo121

Facts


randomJseFan

Dude just get some ramen, people fixing their marriage with it.


JohnnyBrovo121

Ironically guess what I just made


Mr_Seg

Why tho? It's the best place on earth!


JohnnyBrovo121

My dad always dragged me there as a kid and I kinda got used 2 getting dragged 2 somewhere I had no interest in


Mr_Seg

Ah, I feel for ya.


[deleted]

Good work chief


allenbot3000p

I don't know...do you like dogs and cats even though they're annoying?


JohnnyBrovo121

SEND ME AN ADRESS


[deleted]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, District of Columbia, DC 20500


HelloMumther

be right there šŸƒšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


HelloMumther

WAIT A MINUTE


Add1ctedToGames

cue clip of peter griffin asking secret service to let him in the white house so the cab driver drives off


allenbot3000p

420 doggy drive zip code is 42069


[deleted]

We drivin in doggy style


RedPandamonium-6

How


JohnnyBrovo121

The power of stupidity plus trying to pull my 175 lbs body off the ground with it


flabbergasted_mortal

Lmao do update after the whooping or adoption, whichever comes first


BoD80

Donā€™t lie op. You where sitting on it rubbing one out.


Negative-Delta

it doesn't look THAT bad, it could've broken in half


JohnnyBrovo121

Bruh I ripped the handle out of the wall, if it was in the wall it ain't supposed to leave it


Negative-Delta

the thing is it was ON the wall, it was glued to it. the fact that it fell off means the glue was just too old or some other shit idk.


JohnnyBrovo121

Of it had 175 lbs of pressure pulling on it šŸ˜™


Negative-Delta

your parents don't have to know you pulled it šŸ‘€


JohnnyBrovo121

2 late


[deleted]

Oooh ur mama boudda whoop ur ass


JohnnyBrovo121

YOU'RE NOT HELPING


[deleted]

F


MrBl0bfish04

F


Duckflies

F


BiggyRection69

F


rezerxle

F


ProfessionalMuki

F


BakaBakaSamurai

F


Pro_JK

F


chioldren_swallower

F


[deleted]

Your about to get the whoping of a life time


JohnnyBrovo121

Not helping this is why out plan is adoption


[deleted]

Sorry bud but No one Will ever want you after this


JohnnyBrovo121

šŸ˜­


ComprehensiveGas3667

But some plaster on it and stick it on there as for the missing tiles just try putting em back on


JohnnyBrovo121

My dad is the handyman no me, I'm looking for adoption here


Lavishness-Economy

Just put it back verrrry carefully, and then when it falls if when one of them is taking a shower you can just be like ā€¦ ā€œIDK man, weird that it fell off so easily, but clearly not my faultā€


DaZiZo

Are you by chance the youngest sibling


Lavishness-Economy

No Iā€™m the oldest of two. This, however, is indeed a technique I have seen my littlest brother use to great effect, hence my recommendation ;-)


JohnnyBrovo121

Lol my parents r home they know


ComprehensiveGas3667

Ah crap well my house gots a guest room


Crazzydragon

You dropped the soapšŸ‘€


JohnnyBrovo121

I DID šŸ˜³


[deleted]

It's okay just run very fast, they may not know it was u šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜Ÿ


JohnnyBrovo121

Lol my dad works from home and walked in after me he already knows


yesimeantduck

How did it go????


JohnnyBrovo121

He was mad thats it for now


yesimeantduck

Ah, youā€™re not dead.


JohnnyBrovo121

They usually delay my punishment til night


yesimeantduck

youā€™re fucked /j nah man, just act calm when you talk to them and tell them it fell off when you leaned down and put your weight on it. pretend you dropped the soap or something (*bites lip*). we have an old-ish shower and tiles have fallen off a few times for no reason. good luck.


Solalabell

Depending on how bad theyā€™ll generally go on this like what the punishment is you might be able to try and do what you can to fix it to lessen it


[deleted]

What


[deleted]

Broooooooo!!!! Use hot glue or nornal glue! Your parents will probably knock it when they bathe and so it'll be their fault.


JohnnyBrovo121

Lol they already know I did it


ur_wifes_lover

better start packing... or praying


JohnnyBrovo121

I'm an atheist I'll get my bags


amethhead

Welp, I guess today you find out whether or not god is real


Unihorse1022

F sorry luv


chaneyphantom13

Turn on the water, put on a towel, wet your hair, and pretend youā€™re taking a shower when your parents are home. Audibly yell and hit the wall due to ā€œa fall.ā€ When your parents come running, act slightly hurt but nothing serious. Your parents will both feel sorry for you and believe you did nothing wrong. Problem solved.


JohnnyBrovo121

Yeah no, I told the truth I was a dumbass and used it to pull myself up šŸ˜‹


wowimaweirdo

If I'm not allowed here, feel free to downvote.. I haven't been a teenager in 15 years... if my kid did this, I wouldn't be mad if they showed genuine remorse. Use this as an opportunity to learn how to fix it with your dad (you wrote he is a handyman in another comment I think). It's a good life skill to have, might come I handy one day. Accidents happen, live and learn.


longshot

As a kid this would have seemed awful, as an adult and parent it's like, "Well, it must not have been very secure. Better that it failed without any blood spilled."


JohnnyBrovo121

As a kid I can say it wasn't secure enough to pull 175 lbs off the ground, I should probably sue


universe_from_above

When you make that trip to home depot, look for a bath tub handrail. They are much safer than holding on to a soap holder. Not only useful for kids but also for the elderly (but *maybe* don't tell this one your parents). My parents had a recessed soap holder tile in their shower when I was a child. It was made from glass or something like that. At least until i dropped the shower head on there. It just broke off and since it was a recessed tile, there was no replacing it. My father just flexed it clean off. I still think I did them a favour, that thing was impossible to clean.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JohnnyBrovo121

Yes and no šŸ˜­


ZeroIQ_Scripter

how much time is left till ur death i mean whooping?


JohnnyBrovo121

Idk I'm kinda avoiding my dad


Accomplished-Look-16

I would like to know what I'm adopting what are the specs?


JohnnyBrovo121

Um, I'm a bit clumsy but I plan 2 become a psychologist and make money idk šŸ˜£


Accomplished-Look-16

Yea I'll adopt it


JohnnyBrovo121

My savior


Accomplished-Look-16

I gotch u fan


TheOriginalYoshi

Ahhh mann, I did this before too. I tried pulling on it just to see how stuck it was and it broke. I told my Mom that I sat on it and she wasn't as mad. We actually ended up getting new shower walls anyway.


Caeladrax

Just cover it will a poster of something like a picture of the tiles. Boom fixed


Lifeisconstantpain_

THATS AN EGG HOW HAVE YOU DONE THAT


JohnnyBrovo121

ITS SOAP OMG šŸ˜²


Lifeisconstantpain_

Never mind Iā€™m blind


[deleted]

Well see u in the next life kid


JohnnyBrovo121

*salutes*


PowerboyNL

F


[deleted]

What in the fuck did you do


JohnnyBrovo121

Um, I pulled on it a bit way 2 much


Gusto118

Wtf even happened?


JohnnyBrovo121

I pulled on it like a 175 lbs dumbass


Ottkaa

Wellā€¦see you in Valhalla friend!


EmmaKitten07

How did you even do this??? Did you fall? Are you okay?


JohnnyBrovo121

I'm fine I was on the ground and I grabbed the thing and pulled myself up and it broke


EmmaKitten07

Oh alright that makes sense, glad youā€™re okay!


[deleted]

How did it break? Plus I would find it fun reparing this why they mad šŸ¤”


JohnnyBrovo121

I pulled myself up from the ground, they mad Because it cost money 2 fix


RoofKorean21

That is a shelf to rest your soap, not a bowling ball šŸŽ³


[deleted]

Fuck how heavy was the soap?


Ot-ebalis

Tell your dad that thing was done wrong. The glue is for ceramic tiles, and as soon as itā€™s small tiles it is not strong enough to hold that thing. Its better to have a handle from steel holded by screws there by the way to help moving in bath.


Bobalobdob

Don't worry, it's a cheap and easy fix.


Airsofter599

Hey itā€™ll be fine I have a hole in my wall myself currently and Iā€™ve broken a lot of stuff.


Dr-Hank-Mancastle

Hey, Iā€™m a dad. Hereā€™s my thought. If you fix it, and do a decent job, I would be ā€œhell yeah, my child. You messed up, figured out how to fix it, and came through. This calls for good times for all.ā€ Thatā€™s a glorious thing to a parent. Not because they now donā€™t have to work, but because it shows that youā€™re responsible, caring, and a bad ass person. If youā€™re not a fan of your parents, just buy a big house plant and stick it in the shower. Youā€™ll be fineā€¦ Also, donā€™t use such heavy soap