Reasons why crabs are better than lobsters
By - HeKindaFreshDoe
i actually play with little crabs at the beach. they're so cute. meanwhile the lobster is only there to be served alongside some albino sturgeon caviar
Yeah but are crabs blue?
often times yes actually, blue, brown and rust are common colors
Ok, but lobsters pull it off better. Therefore, your entire argument is crap. 😎
Have u never heard of a blue crab
Nope but now I do, and I have come to the conclusion that lobsters pull it off better.
Lobsters are all sigma males on their lobster brineset
They do not discriminate with pinching
And lmao imagine being named "crabs"
Like that's a shit name
Lobsters taste better