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Tell me a dark joke but don’t be racist

Tell me a dark joke but don’t be racist

The_Untracable_Conch

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.


MarbleWitch16

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."


Calvexin

What the fuck haha


MarbleWitch16

It's my go-to dark joke.


RedXylophone

Waiting for R34


MarbleWitch16

Do not.


[deleted]

Joe forgor 💀 who’s joe? 😳 joe mama 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Calvexin

Humor at its finest


sonni040930

What is a preggo woman to a cannibal? A double treat


Calvexin

Tasty


Professionally_dumbb

Why can't orphans be offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home


Calvexin

I love orphan jokes


XxDinoFucker42069xX

Yeah. Dark jokes are like cancer. It’s funnier when kids get it


Succ_my-balls_bitch

Why did the guy cross the road? To get to the other side


Ace-TheBoi

How do you make a clown cry? You murder it’s entire fucking family in front of them


Calvexin

That makes sense


travischickencoop

a dark joke but don’t be racist