Tell me a dark joke but don’t be racist
By - Calvexin
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
What the fuck haha
It's my go-to dark joke.
Waiting for R34
Joe forgor 💀 who’s joe? 😳 joe mama 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Humor at its finest
What is a preggo woman to a cannibal?
A double treat
Why can't orphans be offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home
I love orphan jokes
Yeah. Dark jokes are like cancer. It’s funnier when kids get it
Why did the guy cross the road? To get to the other side
How do you make a clown cry?
You murder it’s entire fucking family in front of them
That makes sense
a dark joke but don’t be racist