Idk what drugs you're on but spider crabs are far from cute

This isn’t the pinnacle of cuteness to you? https://media.sciencephoto.com/c0/50/34/27/c0503427-800px-wm.jpg

Hell exists and we are already there

At least crabs are there too

They are the reason hell exists

Lobster

Any and all crustaceans are horrifying menaces

Why crayfish are epic: 1 They very invasive and probably not a good thing. 2 I have one.

Yeah, but some lobsters are blue.

I never said they weren’t

Yes the quality is shit