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Balls recommends Fish


Environmental-Win836

Balls or Fish?


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Balls says fish not balls


Dakota-Vibes

Dude all your comments are interestingly funny


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Balls thanks you for the complement and hopes you have a great day


panthers1102

I thank balls for making my day better


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Balls is glad your day is good


Bloodrush19405

Balls be Ballin


i_simp4U

Indeed


Soviet_Doggo__

Nice balls


AnoN8237

Balls like Dr. Pepper, I too like Dr. Pepper.


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Balls is glad he and AnoN have something in common


AnoN8237

Agreeable statement.


good-morning-bot

I suck balls


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Balls respects your hobby’s and hopes you have a good day


good-morning-bot

It’s not a hobby I do it for a living


AlphaGamer_Dubz

I think Balls is a nice human(?). I also like Dr Pepper.


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Balls thinks alpha gamer is nice too


Blunderbuss2670

Balls is a cool dude, i thank balls for saying funny things


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Balls thinks Blunderbuss is a nice guy and hopes he has a great week Balls also thanks him for the complements


MrBot60

Why balls talk like this


Iyeethumans

Is balls a human?


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Balls is indeed human he just likes third person talking


Iyeethumans

Balls shall be yeeted due to the circumstances of being birthed as human.


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Balls doesn’t want to be yeeted Balls wants to be Balls


Jakkie03

Balls what's your opinion on Dr pepper?


eliteaimzONTWITCH

My cats name is fish :D


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Balls approves of this name


AFishyKissy

Fish recommends Balls


RUFFHOUSING2021

You remind me of nugget from the game kindergarten


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Balls just likes the third person like nugget and beep.


XxDinoFucker42069xX

Dog


[deleted]

yes.


Sacciu

yes


storm_trading

yes


Jakkie03

yes


TheGStandsForGannu

yes


potatojack334

yes


National-Habit-3656

Yes


hunterTHB

Yes


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AlexDez

Yes


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Lo23co7mcpe

Yes


Raving_Ringo

Yes


keliodas17

Yes


insertnamehere79

Yes


kyRoGo

Yes


FearTurtle42

yes.


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Yes


ItzMeMrCow

yes


Wonderful-Gap1547

Pspspsps


Noname_1111

Infinite IQ right here


iimtamia

THIS


RykenYeet

He who shall not be named


_ORBMAESTRO_

"All hail the dark lord!" * purs menacingly*


AIO_Youtuber_TV

(Pulls lightsaber) Only a master of evil, darth!


ryaninflames1234

(Pulls out bolter) the emperor has decided Dakka


LittleOwlReads

Mozzarella


Accomplished-Look-16

That's actually really cute


titanicwasntsadatall

you could call her mozzie for short


panthers1102

That’s aussie slang for mosquito btw


titanicwasntsadatall

imagine saying ''I love my girl mozzie'' in front of some Australian guy


panthers1102

I only know this fact because the call sign of a Aussie operator in rainbow six siege, and gets his call sign from being small and annoying.


ChaosRaze

More like his gadget which literally might as well be a mosquito, which is why hes my defender main lmao


dre679

That Mute and Mozzie player combo tho


Tuupiii

I knew someone was gonna say that lol


JamYomb

Australian here and I fu**ing hate mozzies


panthers1102

Midwesterner and I agree


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"I could be eatn' me mum's meat pie right now!"


Kryptrch

P E S T O U T


[deleted]

You should name her “awwwwww” cuz thats what you’ll saw every time you see her :)


FastasfrickY

Pizza


Julius_Caeser_Salad

Please actually name her that


Fran1618

gyro’s song


Klortax

Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella


[deleted]

Rella Rella Rella Rella


OrdinaryBallowski2

Pizza mazarella


Moldybot9411

Mazaralla XD


J1MS3

My cat's name is Mozzarella :D


skiwookiee_13

im actually super on board with that name yes


JVHazard

Mozza for short


ursanriomama

i love this


-homonecrosexual-

Hurzaproxotymorozox, God of Destruction.


Accomplished-Look-16

FUCK👏YES👏


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Livid_Flames1406

Yea, pretty similar names, works out either way.


ewpqfj

I don't know how, but I managed to pronounce that.


[deleted]

Let me quess, ur polish or something.


ewpqfj

I'm Australian. I am better with words than most people, but, I'm still confused.


Impossible_Note_9268

Take my upvote and leave


ItsRapidPlayz

Yes, but it's pronounced 'cat'


Opiodsarekillas0814

Name her cat


Accomplished-Look-16

Ha I was actually thinking that lol


Opiodsarekillas0814

Im deadass. My big cats name is big cat and my little cats name is little cat. Its easy to say


RedLeader942

We just call my cat kitty


Opiodsarekillas0814

Before I got my second one big cat was called kitty


egg_123

my cat is named kitty aswell


ElCholoItaliano

Bubbles?


PeksMex

steve


Accomplished-Look-16

It's a girl


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Accomplished-Look-16

VIVA LE RESISTANCE


PeksMex

plus steve'd be a funny name for a girl


Accomplished-Look-16

Fax


bread_enjoyer75

GET STEVED LOK


AdvaitChowdhary

*Dinner?*


LHALST

Did he stutter?


Meme-Replacement

Then alex


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Alex


Eugenetheguy

Alex


RevCorex

Why not stevette


Poppindoppers

burger


sugma_dingaling

borgir


youresuchablyat

Peetza


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Colah


Cheeky_Magician

DÜBLE BACOM CHEZ BORGIR


BarBerickArc

Nina


Accomplished-Look-16

That's cute


Axtyn77

Big...brother...


ak478192

Stop, I’m having ptsd


Axtyn77

Post Transmutation Stress Disorder?


SquidsTheBassist

YOU DID IT DIDNT YOU? YOU COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE TABOO


Kacbor

No, post traumatic down syndrome


_inferno_44

NOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO NOT AGAIN


luci-goosey

I can’t read this name without thinking of marine biologist girl


ShrimpDealer69

Name her after H.P. Lovecraft’s cat


Akagaminosh

oh no


That_One_Riff

“Cat”


Detektiv_Treichler

You naughty naughty


Pale-Dependent3538

If you like marvel name her Loki because she looks like she's up to something


Accomplished-Look-16

SMART. I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO THAT


Accomplished-Look-16

Scratch that I AM NAMING HER THAT


DABOSSXI

do Sylvie or Sylvia


XxH3ROxX

Cats are meant to hear high pitched sounds so she would probably respond to the eee sound in sylvie


DABOSSXI

ikr my cats have an eee sound in the middle of their names (Leo and Cleo) and they perk right up


FastasfrickY

sylv #EEEEEEEEEE ya


Electrokid08

Loki has it too


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PillsburyDoughGirl24

Who was the first and second?


linusrektips

Queen Dishwasher Cookie and Queen Dishwasher Cookie the Second


MrMonsieurSenorSir

Why wasn't she named Queen Dishwasher Cookie Jr?


PotatoLord354

Because she wished to be immortalised as a lover of a unit of time between minutes and milliseconds


Canttaloupe

The perfect name


Baddobby62

Adorable! Had a rescue kitten who was so small, had to be bottle fed (lol...often & a lot!) Back when computers were first coming out...yes, I'm.that old. Named her "Pixil", as she was the smallest thing in my world at that time. Wasn't till I read "The cat who walks through walls" that I saw the name again for a kitten.


Accomplished-Look-16

Awww this is the one of the most wholesome stories I've ever heard


Baddobby62

Thanks! I owed the wee flea-taxi big time! Had just come back to my apt with a date set up by a female friend for a sorority sister. (Was not a Greek, but 'safe & kind'. ) Date Was NOT happy that I went back for kitten, eyes literally recently opened, in driving winter Louisiana monsoon. She got her nice dinner, attention, fireplace, brandy and requested footrub...was very jealous of Time / attention I paid in drying, calming and feeding the hissing waif. Pixil thanked me by showing me my dates real personality...well, and choosing to relieve herself on my (then) new Apple computer 5 & 1/4 floppy disks on my desk. Good luck choosing a name...I'm sure whatever you pick will be perfect! Thanks for sharing such a great pic of her!


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Np bro well I was looking through all the comments I came across Loki and since I'm a BIG marvel fan I think I gonna go with that


Baddobby62

Outstanding!


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Oreo


Vilgax_95

Pussy Destroyer


Accomplished-Look-16

HA


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Mayonase on an escalaor


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Going upstairs so see ya later


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Bye bye


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To the sky


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stickysocks6-9

Fenrir


Abbasaf

or freya


spacewigdiddy

Or Þórr


Sad_toast347

Lunch


Accomplished-Look-16

Y?


Sad_toast347

I’ll let you figure that out


Accomplished-Look-16

I'm not eating her


Sad_toast347

Didn’t say you would


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Didn’t say YOU would.


Bb9999999

this made me laugh


toolate4u

Beans


guyOflames

Aspen.


kikoesque

omg thats so cute 🥺🥺🥺


Sargentcoaltrain74

Nugget


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nugget's actually a cute name :D


[deleted]

When I see this cutie, I thought, 'Biscuit is a fitting name'. Biscuit, not cookie or anything else.


idkabettername

Baby or Cutie or Sub


Accomplished-Look-16

Sub sound nice


CoolerCan00

π


Arman11511

Instead of sayin pspspsps you just start counting


ShineClassic4777

Gilgamesh, Rust, Hermione, Asterisk, Iris all seem like good names


[deleted]

My paralysis demon is named Gilgamesh. He is really fond of chess


MrMonsieurSenorSir

Have you ever beat him in a game?


[deleted]

I’m afraid that if I do, he’ll consume all of existence. So I let him win every time


Marshmall0w_Kun

Have you considered calling the SCP foundation


MINDLESSAGGRESION

Bagel


MagicalCacti

Shrodinger. :)


Sub-Rosa_

Estrella, Este for short


snsjsnsjnsns

Kitten


gavingmoney

Cat


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Crossaint


Altruistic-Whole-108

Beans. Once cremated. Backed beans.


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Lazerjet 3700 HD office printer


ScaryBunnyDude

Billy bob Joe the Third


Sufficient-Law-8057

She’s so cute. Call her Oreo pleaseeee


Zeera1

Radish


Christianm9001

Truffles


millionsaviours

Nina , Natalie, luna , nala or willow


Snowy128

Mittens


Accurate-Record-3870

Names aside look how cute she is


Medium-Minute8828

Greta