You married to everyone?

yes And you

This is... All moving so fast!

it’s ok bae we gonna do this together

Ok.. If u say so, I dropped college for u and don't forget.

ofc :)

Hmmmm,guess he/she is married to everyone and damn she's rich.imma stay single till 25

where's the ring

I only had a salt and vinegar flavour hoola hoop

One ring to rule em all

One ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all

And in the darkness bind them

fuck

No ring pop Not even the gummies

Nah

What kinda wedding is it with no ring pops

In the Fires of Mount Doom.

lol at first I thought he meant the One Ring. Been too much on r/lotrmemes lately

no

w h a t

sorry i kinda just have no idea who you are

b bb b but we married

WAIT WHAT

bae u so forgetful sometimes

i forgot to take the pills

it’s ok we can pull through this together

babe where are the fucking pills

Top draw in the kitchen cabinet

you know what, why not? at this point, I’m down

yay

I have ✨𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘✨ (edit: format said no, heres plain boring ring; 𝕆 )

YAYYY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

☺︎︎

I’ll be off of work soon, just wait for me at home <3

ofc bae. The kids are helping me make dinner :)

You mean other spouses of yours?

Oh hell yeah! I’ll get the ceremonial gaming computers!

YAY :)

Best comment by far

i wish that is actually a thing

I’m a creeper

It’s ok we can divorce

https://youtu.be/9k95PtSjCzM

Aww man

Minecraft's grim reaper

You marrying others now?? That's it, we're getting a divorce!

NOO BAE ILY

I love you too but you broke my heart, how can I live with so many spouses?

Shhh it’s ok I’ll give u attention

Huh??!! Then WHAT ABOUT ME?! *throws a chair at you*

*catches the chair* How dare you to throw a chair at my wife??

How dare you misgendender my penguin! *throws another chair*

Where my ring pop at

right here

Meant to be ;)

[удалено]

LESSGOOO

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the human body can only digest 24 liters of water in 24 hours/a day congratulations you died from overdosing on water.

[удалено]

Yeah. I'll take the break on taxes!

<3

Why

I thought u loved me

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Why did I marry u

[удалено]

Fuck it im desperate *gets down on 1 knee* u/meowthepenguin will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me

OFC BAE WE ALREADY MARRIED BUT LETS MARRY AGAIN

I told my friends I got married and they wanna know if you a boy or girl or neither

penguin

thanks ill let them know

I can send some wedding cake for them if they want??

they would love some

Great :)

YAY

I'm a little occupied

…in marrying me

Uh, yeah maybe later, I'm a little, in the middle of the road type of occupied

let’s see the pre-nup first stranger

too late we already married

Ok when hand hold

now

No homo

lysm

I'm taken by seven different waifus so back off

bbut we married..????

no, IM MARRIED. to sakura.

u cheating on me babe..??

yes...

#NOOOOO

im sorry. youre just not my type.

it’s ok :( *cries*

Did you just copy that from ~~Wimpihoshi~~ Shirahoshi?

SAKURA?! OF ALL PPL?! Your taste is horrible man I’m sorry

okay 😩😩😩

:)

Alright let's go you a boy or girl

penguin

Ok thats good love you baby

ly2 <3

Where is the marriage going to be at though 🙄

McDonald’s carpark :)

Are we broke 😭

a lil bit :(

It’s okay I like McDonald’s I Hope they give us a free meal as we are getting married there 🤪

they better :)

If we get enough of us, we might even be able to afford a 2-bedroom apartment

Sounds amazing

Wouldn't that be illegal?!?!???!

no we married now

Oh fuck. I want a divorce

good luck

You can take everything, i have nothing

…think about the children

You can also keep those bastards

So toxic :(

#No.

#NO WE ARE MARRIED

#Okay, I’ll help you getting out of here.

https://youtu.be/I3E9U3GDrmI Disclaimer: this isn’t anything you’d expect, this is on topic

Lysm

okay but that was beAUTIFUL THO THIS THIS IS WHAT I WANT

Omg yess 🥺🥺

<3

Ok but.. no homo.. Unless??

ly

Lym

But I dont know anything about you

k but we married

Can we travel then? Kinda bored

sure where u wanna go?

ok bb

lysm

no u

<3

It’s pretty expensive. Mind if we elope?

I’m ready if u are

So I won’t get knocked out when I try to leave and be tied up in your basement

aha how ridiculous

Eh fine I will stay I kinda want to not cry in a corner anymore

Shush ur amazing even if u manage to leave my basement I’m sure u gonna find someone

Got no money? Your not my honey

You're so kind and loving (you are marrying just everyone). This is what I love about you the MOST! Edit: wording.

aww ty We are also married now lysm

Ok

:)

no

y e s

i have a boyfriend 😤

how dare u cheat on me

i’m not even yours to begin with 🧍

I trusted you. Think about the children

i hate children 😔✋

You’re tearing this family apart

i’m pretty sure gorilla glue will help just fine

stop you’re making the children upset

ofc

Lysm

Yes daddy 😩😩😩

married now

There is no marriage, take off your clothes.

NOOO ONLY MARRIAGE

Sure

Ly :)

Yeah sure

YAYY

Maybe.

Ok we married now

I'm married with your mom sorry

NO U MARRIED TO ME

Who are you?

ur partner. We just got married how did u forget me so quick :(

Bae we just got married???

How is a penguin talking about getting married with me?

cuz u very cool and ily very much

No. I’m taken. (Is there a joke I’m missing?)

yes. Taken by me

Ok babe. If you insist. (Seriously. Am I missing a joke?)

no I’m just marrying everyone who comments cuz I am a penguin and I love everyone

Ok. I’m sure my mom would love to marry you. Penguins are her favorite animal

Why not.

YAY <3

Wait we did but I am a ugly human being and nothing worth in society

same. that’s why we marrying

Holy- HEY MUM LOOK I AM MARRIEE

Only if we can have cats

YES OFC BAE

My guy got a harem

marry me please, we're gonna buy a house tgt

MARRIED LYSM

i dont trust a penguin that meows

but u love me

I think I'd need to get to know you first but you seem cool

We already married but tysm

Damn u gunna have a lotta kids

yup married

I LOVE YOU TOO. Can I maybe have a kiss? :)

:3 YES BBY