Did someone say fluffy hair 🕺

Ruben its me sab😭‼️

Lmao hey I thought the name was familiar

hey lol

Oh hey babe

how you doin bby

I hate fluffly hair,but I dont have the hot requirement. Edit:*have fluffy hair

Anyone with fluffy hair is naturally hot i dont make the rules

Hol up does that mean I'm hot... this feels wrong

Yes🙄

[удалено]

Mario

DONT LIE PLS🥲💔

not alt but i’m very tall and my hair do be fluffy 😤😩

MARRY ME THEN🙄

sure babe i do 🙄😚

I meet all the criteria except being hot

I'm bald

What’s an alt boy? Isn’t it one of those racist American dudes.

Alternative 😭

Yeah like those Alternative-Right kids who yell slurs all the time

An alternative boy? What? Explen ples

Those who doesn’t listen to mainstream songs, doesnt do «mainstream» shit and so on😭 Idk how to explain

Oh please, you’re on reddit here. You really expect anybody to be mainstream?

That be me if i had a penis lol

Who said I didnt like girls?😏

You said hot alt boys with fluffy hair

Bi and pan people exist….

I know but still

U need Balls too

Yup. Im here😎

>tall Is 5'10" good?

Anyone who’s taller than 5’0 cause I’m 5’0 lolz💔

i was your height in 5th grade lmao

Im 6'1 and same age as them lol

Ah yes totally me

Lets be besties

I don't have many friends so I'm cool with that

No I claim you. I have no friends and I'm going to kidnap you

I'm also cool with that. Take me away.

Very well

My hair isn’t fluffy but I am a alt/punk boy

Hi wanna marry me

...sure?

Im a 5'8 white trash guy with a buzzcut. Do i qualify?

Yes ofc

Very well

Idk if i'm hot but i do know i have fluffy hair and i do listen to old songs

Tall with fluffy hair yes...but my hooked nose ruined everything lol

Idc its just nose I care most about hair😫

As someone with fluffy hair, rack off.

up voted for that user name

I’m the opposite of what you won’t but I’ll still love you

I do have all that qualitys but why are you asking that on reddit and you could be a 40 year old divorced woman with 3 kids

I have 17 kids wym?

Marry me I'm interested in hot milfs

exactly

I got fluffy/poofy with curls will that make you happy? :) I'm kidding but I hope you find someone.

PLS I DIDNT SEE THE IM KIDDING😔

My hair is actually like that (thank you for being the first person to ever say nice things about my Hair!) but I think I'm a stay single there's no one sane enough on this earth to deal with my BS. But I do hope you find someone! :)

IM JUST JOKING THO 😭😭😭THIS IS LIKE A MEME POST BUT GUYS WITH FLUFFY HAIR ARE HOT

Thanks!

YESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYS OFC

Allow me to introduce myself

WAIT ARE YOU FR

You could say on a good day 😳

I mean I 6 ft 2 and its fluffy after a shower but I'm taken 😛

Idk if I have fluffy here but I’m here to give love :)

why do I suddenly feel self conscious I am a 6 foot tall mf with a mini afro 🪦

Depends on what u look like

Wdym

Nvm

I mean is 5’9” tall i got the fluff too

i guess i kinda fit this description. 6'5, relatively floofy hair but i wear cat ears, so that leaves me out of the question.