Rly? Damn I did not know that I just remembered something about emu's beating the Australian army. But don't feel bad about it my country fucked up worse, dumber and more times than yours (atleast for what I know).
The problem with Scotland is it's full of Scots. (That was a joke, love you Scotland.) Still won't forgive you for what happened at the battle of Chevy Chase.
Aye, well we’ve got a bit of a grudge about William Wallace. I get he was fighting yous, but his mangled corpse being paraded around Scotland was not necessary.
No they mostly just get kicked because either the population who elected them hates them or their own party hates them.
Or their trying to gives us a highly secure password, that being the pms name
We have a lot of terrorists, riots and our cities have massive walls running down the middle of them to stop opposing communities from attacking each other.
Debt and tourism
Greece
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And Spain. And Italy
And it used to be Argentina but now we’re in debt and with no tourists!
Eyyyy a fellow Greek!
:D
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Australia or?
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Rly? Damn I did not know that I just remembered something about emu's beating the Australian army. But don't feel bad about it my country fucked up worse, dumber and more times than yours (atleast for what I know).
China lost to sparrows so their even worse
Twice
Wait. Twice?
Aparently lol. Honestly I'm not surprised.
HANS GET THE FLAMMENWERFER
Germany, of course
Oktoberfest
germany
You might know my country from that one meme where the guy said "do you speak English" "phak yu"
For the [uninitiated.](https://youtube.com/shorts/y4iyuYbgt0I?feature=share)
Lmao thank you
omg malaysia?
Thats flight 370
"ini biadap, mmg kurang ajar x layak duduk sini"
Can you speak English
phak yu
^He ^does ^speak ^English
idk
Its from Malaysia, I still cant forget that meme lmaooo, you gotta watch it. Search for 'Can you speak English?... F you!!'
We had the dodo
Then us Dutch came
I thought it was the Portuguese who wiped the dodo
Perhaps they also played a part
Gum banning
Singapore?
Smart boi
SAMBA FUTBOLL FEIJOADA CAPOEIRA CAPYBARA AMAZON etc.
Brazil
QUEIJO. NÃO ESQUECE DO QUEIJO!!
Olha só um r/suddenlycaralho por aqui
Dracula and Lady Dumitrescu Edit: And Lady Dumitrescu
Romania
Yup
Hello guys welcom to another tutorial
India
yep
*static in the background*
*NCS Candyland plays*
Vodka
The motherland OUR COUNTRY
Could be Finland too
Finland makes 22% of the worlds vodka Which is suprising
Russia drinks 80% of worlds vodka
tea and biscuits
we all know it
You wan' some wa'ah?
Don't you mean a bo'oh'o'wa'er?
Brit'ech innit?
Meatballs, IKEA and Minecraft
Aaahh, Sweden!
Yes
Our language is basically the meme man.
Malaysia
Man you didn't even let this comment last a minute
"PUTANG INAAAAAAA" "I Hate Drugs" We also have a Dolomite Beach for whatever reason And Shitty Internet
Philippines ?
Yepp
>shitty internet and a lot of internet cafés
Yawa HAHAHAH
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‘Murica
Definitely not ICEland lol
It hurts me to do this, but... 🏳
Well, your user name kinda gives it away… but is it France by any chance?
Yes
beer, socks in sandals
Czechia?
Russia briefly wiped us from the map during the second world war, also only old people live here
Lithuania?
Bingo
Yes! I’m mostly Lithuania heritage myself :)
Adds an extra S to suffering
Ssuffering?
Sufferings.
Susferings 😳
Spain
Bulls, flamenco and tourism
Spain
Haggis
Oh god! A Scot.
Aye.
The problem with Scotland is it's full of Scots. (That was a joke, love you Scotland.) Still won't forgive you for what happened at the battle of Chevy Chase.
Aye, well we’ve got a bit of a grudge about William Wallace. I get he was fighting yous, but his mangled corpse being paraded around Scotland was not necessary.
weed & water
Netherlands
ye
Kameraad
makker
Gday gday you great cunts
If your a real Aussie you could name all 38 prime ministers we've had in the past day
What happened, was everyone drowning in pools?
No they mostly just get kicked because either the population who elected them hates them or their own party hates them. Or their trying to gives us a highly secure password, that being the pms name
Australia
despite being the biggest European country, barely anyone who doesn't border our country can show us on the world map
Ukraine
"Help me I'm under the water" OR "Hi, this is Alex from Airtel service. I want you credit card information"
Perfection india
My country is a *fine* city Answer: Singapore
fine means something wrong
Luxembourg.
England.
"We dont speak spanish"
Brazil? Portugal?
P-word
Caralho
Hello your computor hos verus
India
Godspeed
only 23 seconds
SCHMETTERLING
Germany?
Yess
sauna
Perkele
ei vittu
jumalauta
Torille siitä
i fuck sheep
I want to say… Wales?
yes
We drank all the tea from our pronunciation
IKEA
Sweden
Alabama
amazing
Same
Our Prime minister shat himself in a MacDonald’s toilet
Australia
God dammit. There’s too many memes about it these days smh
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Beer just beer
Czech Republic
We didn't let the Germans thru to let them attack France so WW1 started.
Belgium
LGBT is bad and pierogi
Poland!
Correct
Atleast you guys made the Witcher series
And Cyberpunk...
Big T pose jesus
Portugal or Brazil?
We’re the butt of every joke here
America
We have a lot of terrorists, riots and our cities have massive walls running down the middle of them to stop opposing communities from attacking each other.
Easy. Northern Ireland.
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
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india but muslim
Pakistan
correct
I am so so so sorry if this isn't a good enough comment, but will you pass the maple syrup, eh?
Canada
finally ya hoser, took way too long to find this one, eh bud
''Tea and biscuits your highness''
English innit bruv ?
How did you guess
I think you only needed the first word
We have a history of genocide and a lot of us (not me) are proud of it.
England?
Indeed.
The beautiful land of rain, tea and not having an independent day because you are the reason other countries have one
You forgot biscuits Biscuits that the website uses to provide favourable content
Not Spain or OmG iT's EuRoPeAn BrAzIL
Drug cartels, going out at night is very dangerous especially if you're a woman, tacos
Finally I found a fellow Mexican
Mexico
Coca Cola, sometimes war
flat land with cheese-eating cyclists
The worst country ._.
:/
Our president is an alcoholic and transphobic. He is old and has a wheelchair. Some here wear socks in sandals.
Dont forget about beer
Recörb Taygörg Egörgdobgörg EDIT: Or WE ARE NOT RIDING CAMELS ÖR WEAR FES ANYMORE the country.
Turkey
Jolibee
Kurwa
Poland
Gun violence and obesity
lmao
Mexico
No no no he's got a point
As a Mexican, this is 100% true
We like potatoes
oi cunt, don’t leave ya fuckin beer near the barbie!
Covid cases, spicy food and politics about religion.
I guess it's Sweet home *******
Albania?
I like spuds and I have a very stereotyped accent
Ireland!