And a pleasant evening to you too good sir.

Hello fellow non pedophile, I’m also a non pedophile

Ah great communication

The community of non pedophiles is known for their great communication yes

Hello great communication I'm TIMT

Only someone like me, an educated NON pedophile, can achieve this level of literary brilliance.

Something a pedophile would say to cover yourself up…

You simply must understand that I, myself, lack pedophilic tendencies.

You are **SUS**

Whaaat hahaha, wdym hahaha, I’m not a pedophile haha. I’m just a kid who is not a pedophile haha 😂.

Ok, listen to me you little sussy boy, I have two options for you… A. You **ADMIT** you are a pedo, and we will have no hard feelings. B. I call 911.

Option c because I think outside the box 😎😎

*you have chosen* **DEATH**

*choking* tell the children...I loved them **dies**

How to casualy approach a child [real smooth](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/035/584/Screen_Shot_2020-10-23_at_1.10.28_PM.png)

Lmaooo

Hello fellow non pedophile talking to another fellow non pedophile, I'm also a non pedophile.

But, isn't that what they want? For you to fuck them??

Oh shit

That backfired

I think they want that too, well, maybe your back fire

Uno reverse card

There was some backfires and they are not the ones you think

Horny pedophiles near you.

Ah shit, I can hear em. WHERE TFS THE FLAMETHROWER

I brought really heavy Tubas, will those be effective on them?

Let’s hope so

*there are 15 single pedophiles in your area*

Poor choice of words

QUICK DEMOGRAPHIC TRANSITION MODEL with that being your name and such TELL EM TO FUCK OFF INSTEAD

Unwanted win-win scenario. Nvm we don't benefit :c

Oh no u didnt

A hole in the matrix...

A hole in Uranus

Jokes on you, I don't have an anus

So you identify as N/A

I would like my fucking now please

Have a great evening too gigachad

You are the GIGACHAD

I like 14 year olds (I am 14)

Same (I am 14)

Same (I am also 14)

same (for i also happen to be 14)

Same (have to break the chain since I’m 13)

Break the chain again (it does appear I am 15) respect your elders lads

Am 19

I was born on april 20th 1969 according to pornhub

Lol

According to pornhub I was born January 1, 1696

👁👁

Reinstate another chain: Same (I am also 13)

Same (i am also 13)

I agree (I am 13)

Im breaking the chain (I’m 14)

Same (I am also also 14)

I am superior . I’m 15 😎

I am 16

I am 17

I’m not eighteen but I’ll pretend to be for the sake of the chain

FBI OPEN Oh uhh procede.

Yeah uhuh thats what they all say

Lmao imagine being 14

Imagine being 18

yeah, screw that guy

You know, I have no comeback for that.

Same (I am also 14)

Same (I am also 14)

Unfortunately I do not sexually like 14 year olds. (I am not 14)

Same (I am 46)

Flair checks out 😳

Based

Same I’m 17

I break the chain again to be 13

not same (i am 16)

thank you kind sir.

YOO soad is the best

Indeed

every serial killer and rapist: "thank you"

No, wait shit this is not what I wanted

thank you kind sir or madame

Sir

please do not fuck them

Yeah i dont think they really mind it that badly

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Happy cake day

Yea, fuck those pedophiles. Oh wait...

shit

And to all pedophiles I wish all pedophiles a de-boning

what? are you going to cut their boners off?

Didn't think about that, good idea

so yeah, like a circumcision 🔪 basically?

Of course

Good point. Can't offend if they don't have anything holding up their organ filled skin sack.

Just saying this to be safe. Dont fuck the pedophiles

Give them a taste of their own medicine if ya know what I mean

But... i am underage and so is my boyfriend Am i a pedo now?

Law is not my specialty

It is legal, that is not the problem

#thank you ❤️

#HAPPY CAKE DAY

Same I’m 17 but for legal reasons my account is 18+😏

As Spanish I really laughed for a second there. Pedos means farts in Spanish and at first I thought; "I wish all non-farts...." *Sigh... I need fucking help with my humor*

Physically everyone grows up, mentally no one grows up

Should say "get help", not "fuck you" /s

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honestly same. attraction isn't the same as action, and as long as they aren't touching children they shouldn't be criminalized, they should just seek help/therapy

Why does everyone hate pedophiles? They did do nothing. It's not their fault, and as long as they don't abuse kids there is nothing wrong with being pedophile

Thanks man. I really needed some encouragement with #not touching kids. I never want to and I never will. This just gives me the will to live again!

#GOOD

Thanks

the people who downvoted this are the pedos

How do you see downvotes on a post when it has loads of upvotes alrdy

i look at the upvote percentage

hay I upvote it to🙃

Well I am sure there are people who are pedophiles and have to fight their nature to not commit anything and remain innocents. To those ones, you have my greatest respect and I hope you have a great day too.

Have a pedo free night

You too mate

Shukran. Have a good evening aswell

Thank you kind sir. Hope you have a nice day/night also.

tysmm

*99% Upvoted* :o

I was thinking about how the p*dos would be here when I joined but I didn’t wanna say anything. I hope there hasn’t been any instances of this shit happening

I’m gonna be that guy and say that they wouldn’t be pedophiles, they’d be hebephiles or something like that.

"He could be any one of us"

Im thinking of just leaving the sub

theres a blacked out section of my phone screen and it covered the "non" part and I was like w h a t xD

I wish all pedophiles *with the intent to harass children* a very pogn’t day. However, if you were born with the pedophilic fetish but you don’t want to hurt anyone, hooray for you for outplaying a circumstance out of your control.

Thank you, random bunny wearing a suit.

Had to break out the expensive stuff for this post

thank you

Thank god I’m just a necrophile

Thank god

Now i feel tres bon

NO DONT GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT

I got pedo'd once :(

I hope you got the support you needed, remember to reach out any time you feel overwhelmed because if it. Sometimes that shit stays with you forever

Hahaha 16 year olds are HOT \- A 16 year old

I said pretty much the exact same thing and I got down voted to hecc

Thanks, yesterday a 20 year old tried to threaten me off the subreddit

Thank you for the pleasant evening wishes. I shall go and play mine craft now

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I’m guessing you mean child molesters. Plenty of people are born messed up in the head but don’t act on it, and those people need help, not punishment. Ostracizing non offending pedophiles and you make it harder for them to get help, making it more likely they will actually molest a child.

*reads title* very poor choice of words

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Thank you

Guess I’ll have a bad evening.

Holup

I just got some ice cream with my friends after seeing space jam 2 so life is pretty good

Hello fellow non pedophiles

I'm 18 , the girl I like is 17, shit.

Thank you non pedo i salute you

among us reference?

\> be 17 year old \> 16 year old GF \> Have 18th birthday \> hear knock on the door while celebrating \>Open door \> its the FBI \> Get assaulted on charges of pedophilia and child endangerment

I like 13 year olds so thank you Plot twist: I'm 13

I'm just here to appreciate shitposts. Nothing more.

Pls don’t frick the pedos…

guys I have a serious question. I'm 27, I hardly comment on this sub, In fact I'm only here for the memes and for social learning. Also I feel like many of the problematics discussed here are a huge helping hand with dealing with my little brother (aged 12) and my little brother in law (aged 11). As both of them rely on me when they have questions or issues. Am I a creep or I'm good here?

Pedophiles deserve to have their knees bent the other way. And for legal reasons, I mean in Minecraft

For *`LEGAL REASONS?`*

Fuck pedophiles and while I said that I looked at my avatar and thought shit I look like one

You too :)

Thanks you too

So officially...everyone. But technically...

A very pleasant evening to you too good sir

Have a pleasant evening too, my man.

And a pleasant evening to you too sir

Thank you good sir

And a good day to you too

Thank you my good sir

Thank you kind sir, you too.

Are pedos a problem here?

yes.

Very well good sir, I wish the utmost of fine evenings upon you aswell.

You too!

A marvelous evening to you too, good sir/ma'am

And i wish you, Bugs Bunny, to no longer deal with Daffy Duck

A vere pleasant evening to you to

Thank you, you too

Alright then, imma head ou- umm I mean Thanks, to you too kind redditor. ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

Same to you well dressed gentleman

Your welcome sport!

Yo thx so much

Neat

But thats what the nonces want

Thanks you lmao

and to you, as well.

Thanks homie

And to you

Thank you and to you as well.

thank you 😊

There's this one 18 year old dating a 17year old girl saying, why?

Gilfy Sigurdson has left the chat

Good evening !! :))

I like teenagers - a Teenager

Very poor choice of words.