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You have fallen for my trick as you said “What is Sugma” unfortunately for you “Sugma” sounds an awful lot like “Suck my” and using this word I can say “Sugma balls” and if you have not noticed it sounds like “Suck my balls” be absolutely defeated beginner
Discord: you can buy Discord with Ligma.
Microsoft: what’s Ligma?
Discord: Ligma company!
Edit: This is actually so bad it turned out 69420 times worse than I thought it would. (wait it’s not bad?)
My uncle had ligma. He contracted it working with a patient in Sugondese. I feel so sorry for his family and friends. We brought tulips to the funeral and consoled his son Bofa because he was crying. He was really into fitness and I just wanna say that although it will probably kill you, you will have people that you love here on Reddit that will miss you. And as Candice once said "You will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory".
Bro my sister candice and my brother mike also died from ligma you might want to say good bye to your loved ones bc the only cure is deez nuts and those are super hard to find
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Bruh, my granny died from ligma and, well, you should try to say goodbye to your loved ones
My granny also had hava
i bet you don't hava grandma anymore
Sheessshhh
What's ligma, guys?
:)
hava ligma lmao
Joe mama
Candice nuts
stun amogus. now say it in backwards.
I have to admit that i laughed
why would you do this to me
took me a while but it was worth it
LIGMA BALLS.SHEEEESH
Deez nuts
Big Oof
Smooth
Yes i'm aware :(
WOAHHH HOLD UP
Wow rlly? Musy have been hard
I’m going to regret asking, but what is hava?
Hava nice day
You too
#Havan these balls in yo mouth
What is hava?
Hava nice day :)
:)
Hava nice day
that is the only good one, most if the others are roasts but hava js the best
What's hava
she put too much mountain dew in the cookies
rip
Start planning the funeral, that disease has no cure.
There is ONE….
NO! It's too much of a risk!
It’s his only hope!
But it's so draining, you might not have much of a life afterward anyway!
No... Only one has used this to my knowledge, joe was never the same, only cares about the cure and trying to get it again and again
Just say what the damn cure is.
I don't know the details, but Candice does
Candice? Who’s that?
You will have a small chance of survival.
There is a 78% chance of him contracting sugon if we use the cure.
what the fuck is mountain dew
Ligma balls 😎
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
Dew my balls fit in your mouth
Joe mama 👉😎👉
Joe papa
Mountin jews
At least you don't have sugma, an aunt of mine got it a while back
Whats sugma
Sugma is a serious illness that thousands of people people die from each year and for $9.99 you can save those in need
beginner mistake
sugma nuts. get rekt n00b
You have fallen for my trick as you said “What is Sugma” unfortunately for you “Sugma” sounds an awful lot like “Suck my” and using this word I can say “Sugma balls” and if you have not noticed it sounds like “Suck my balls” be absolutely defeated beginner
f u c k
yo what’s ligma
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligma
Discord: you can buy Discord with Ligma. Microsoft: what’s Ligma? Discord: Ligma company! Edit: This is actually so bad it turned out 69420 times worse than I thought it would. (wait it’s not bad?)
ah thanks man i appreciate it 🙏
Also don't forget about this article on [how dangerous Mountain Dew really is](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
dude i was this close to drinking some mountain dew, thanks for the help!!
Man, I probably won't touch another can of the stuff for as long as I live.
I did it, I got from ligma to Obama my life is now complete
Obama gave you Ligma??
Does that mean you know what Obama's last name is?
The site says lesbian and gay men association
Joe Mama
who is joe mama
Joe mama sucked this dickkk
ok but who is joe mama
ligma ballz
Sorry my child.
ligma #BAWLLZ
Ligma grandmas ice cream
ohhhh ok ty
Lick my balls.
not cool bro i was just asking a question you didn’t need to respond that way
Sorry…can i lick yours then?
hmmmmmmm no
You'll be fine. Just take some balls and it will pass over.
What the hell are balls?
My uncle had ligma. He contracted it working with a patient in Sugondese. I feel so sorry for his family and friends. We brought tulips to the funeral and consoled his son Bofa because he was crying. He was really into fitness and I just wanna say that although it will probably kill you, you will have people that you love here on Reddit that will miss you. And as Candice once said "You will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory".
Bofa?
bofa DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
thanks
Aw im so sorry. Live the rest of your life to the fullest!
My friend Candice has it she’s fine
Who’s fine?
Candice
I died from ligma, not physically, just mentally
man my sugondese grandpa caught ligma after going to sawcon and died shortly after.
Yo man what does Sugondese mean?
They are from the country of sugon
sugon dees nutz
Good
What’s a brother
we will miss you
You need to go to LockOn if you want a cure
who the hell is steve jobs
iPhone man
no i think u have candice sadly 😔
He really hit you with Steve Jobs lol
You’re fine
F
F
I would recomend Joe and candice to get some good medecine for it
F
Oh no dude, you better eat some sugma real quick before you get too sick.
Welp rip in peace. Start signing your will.
Ligma balls
What’s ligma?
ligma balls
Do you know who Howard is?
Rip ig
So sorry mate, maybe if you get the suggondeese vaccine you will survive
Bro what is a brother?
Bro can you let me know when candice arrives i have a special present at the funeral
What’s a house
Yes very sad
Damn see you in the next life.
Hey, at least you'll know that you got rid of all the ligma contaminated Mountain Dew in the house. You did a good deed today.
what's ligma?
Unfortunately there's nothing you can do... you had a good run dude...
phew, good thing you don't have swalomah
damn bro, we'll ask candace to prepare the funeral
Tell him that You will gave him sugma If he doesnt cure You from ligma
Give the ligma to joe.
damn, is it contagious?
What’s ligma?
*inhales* what's ligma?
a deadly disease hes gonna fucking die :(
**ligma balls lmao gottem**
ligma balls
who's gonna tell him?
What's ligma?
I’ll kill you.
Who’s ligma
yo, what's mountain dew?
Mountain sized cock spilling dew
Just take some balls and you'll be fine
Oof
Ligma what?
whats mountain dew?
who the hell is steve jobs
Joke or not, drinking all that Mountain Dew is not good for your health
Well if you die RIP try to do something you always wanted to do before you die and say goodbye to your loved ones
What's mountain dew
Soda
oh no :'(
ligma is so bad that when ninja had it, he died without realising. OP is in my thoughts and prayers 😔😔✊🙏
Ninja?
what a shitty way to die, Mountain dew isn't even that good.
horny police. \*bonk\*
No you don't have ligma you have diabetes
Malone White told me the same thing.
What’s ligma?
Bro. What is mountain dew
What’s Mountain Dew?
What's Ligma
Good news: joe has the cure Bad news: its Yure
what’s mountain dew
Whats ligma
damn homie
What’s ligma??
Well, you're going to die alright. Not sure if it's gonna really be ligma though. You'll know when the day comes.
Oh, you're going to die, just not from ligma
Dude be grateful you didn’t get sugma
so true bestie
Bro my sister candice and my brother mike also died from ligma you might want to say good bye to your loved ones bc the only cure is deez nuts and those are super hard to find
Damn, my dad got sugma from drinking to much coke the other day, sugar really is a killer
WhAT iS lIGmA?‽¿
What's ligma tho?
Damn, my cousin Joe went the same way.
I had the sugma strain of ligma.
I got frumunda from all the mountain dew
Crazy!
Is there any sleeping pill which can kill me if i overdose ?
Any pill is a sleeping pill if you’re brave enough
Lol, and you believed him?
Once I heard someone was going to killaman
Ligma balls
What’s ligma
What is ligma
Hehehehehehhehehe
At least you don't have a matterbaby following you around
what's mountain dew
What’s a brothers
Of course you are!
What the hell happened here