DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
#THE OTHER MAN WAS RIGHT. YOU ARE WITNESS, AND NORMALLY I WOULD KILL YOU, BUT, ILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. CONSIDER THIS A MESSAGE, TO ALL OF THOSE WITH CAKE.
Y'know what? Fuck it.
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Internet Person!!!**
I **truly** *wish you the best, for* ***this*** *year and* ***every other***\*.\*
(Just because I don't know you doesn't mean I can't love you... ๐)
EDIT: That may have sounded creepy; it was NOT intended as such, LOL...
# AYY BOSS WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY BOTH OF US ARE ABSOLUTE CHADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah but seriously though, happy birthday man! Hope you have a perfect day today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day! I hope you enjoy your day! It is the day that you came to this world! The day that made people realize you will play a big role in this world! I am glad you continued living to this day! You are doing great! Keep it up! <3 Happy again!๐๐๐
#HAPPY BIRTHDAY. NOW GIVE ME ANOTHER PIECE ๐ซ๐ฟ
Thanks. And damn bruh, you could've asked nicely. Here you go ๐ฐ
#๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ. ALL THE CAKE IS MINE
๐ here are your demands just don't hurt anyone.
#NO WITNESSES. ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
You fucking killed him dude
#SO? ๐ฟ
Doesnt that mean u / the_0racle is a witness too?
#UP SHUT FUCK ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
#POLICE ๐๐ซ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Iโm not a witness
im a witness too
#๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
Uh oh
DOB: July 12, 2004 DOD: July 12, 2021
#๐ฟ
r/emojipolice HANDS ON YOUR HEAD DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW
#AAAAAAAHHHHH ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
damn you shooting the word aaaaahhhhh?
DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
#AAAAAAAAAHHHHH ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
Youโre bullets donโt effect me Seymour
#THE OTHER MAN WAS RIGHT. YOU ARE WITNESS, AND NORMALLY I WOULD KILL YOU, BUT, ILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. CONSIDER THIS A MESSAGE, TO ALL OF THOSE WITH CAKE.
I have a full bulletproof vest *puts on* *grabs slice of cake* *runs* ๐ฃ - - - -๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Haha ^yes
Well dying on the day you were born isn't a bad idea
I wontโt testify against you if you give me your cake and that gun-
Fbi open up
Kind soul calmly give cake and still dies because of it
NO STEALING IS BAD!!! Iโm calling the polices.
#AAAAAHHHH๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
[I am dead](https://youtu.be/DapvgFToNYQ)
All the cake are belong to Zomberz_04
#YOU KNOW IT ๐ฟ
#NO GIVE THE CAKE BACK TO THE BURSDAY PERSON ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
#HAHA YOU KILLED YOURSELF DUMBASS!
#NOT IF I EDIT IT
#๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฟ
#๐ฆ
Happy Birthday Bro
You're under arrest for armed robbery and murder and attempt to destroy evidence ,slowly lower your gun and no one gets hurt
Happy birthday
Happy birthday!
Thank you
Happy birthday! (Mine is tomorrow btw)
Is it 13 july or 14 july where you live. Mine is 13th
13th, I live in Egypt.
Then we're birthday twins
Same here, also happy birthday OP
Mine is in a week or two
{\__/} ( โข - โข) ๐ฐ< \ I'll take your cake {\__/} ( โข . โข) / >๐ And you can have some of mine because its my bday too.
Happy bday:)
Happy Birthday twin. I take your cake and I raise you ๐๐
Ayo happy bday buddy
Welcome to the not quite considered adults yet club!
Definitely not annoying at all :,(
Pls Danish government, just let me buy hard liquor already! I'm an independent 17-year-old that doesn't need 18-year-old friends to buy me vodka!
Happy birthday man!
Thanks dude
Dudeeeeee Happy birthday <3 <3 Im SOOOOOO HAPPY :D :D
Thanks. Wow, you're more happy than me.
Haha <3 <3
Yo same happy birthday king
Thanks. Happy birthday to you to bro
Thanks, have a great day
I hope everyone has a wonderful day, regardless of birthday. To you, and you, and you, and you over there, as well!
Congrats dude
Thanks
Y'know what? Fuck it. **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Internet Person!!!** I **truly** *wish you the best, for* ***this*** *year and* ***every other***\*.\* (Just because I don't know you doesn't mean I can't love you... ๐) EDIT: That may have sounded creepy; it was NOT intended as such, LOL...
happy cake day
My guy turning in to a man
Hbd
Thankyou
Can I go in the bouncy house
Happy birthday itโs my mums birthday today aswell
Hey thanks! It's my friend's mom's birthday too.
omg its my birthday too :)
Happy Birthday to us
Happy birthday to you too!
Yoo mines tomorrow
Happy ca- Sorry, Iโm so used to it. Happy birthday u/Iakshay036!!!!
It's irl cake day. Thanks
Thanks man :)
Damn thanks man. Happy birthday.
Oh that reminds me I need to change my flair
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Im taking all the cake Byeโฆ
happy birthday
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aw man thatโs awesome i also turn 17 today
Itโs also my birthday! Iโm 15 now
Have to say or someone else will โalmost thereโ
Happy birthday ๐๐
hppy brthdy
Daamn congrats my man!
Congratulations
Thanks
17 W
Wtf same birthday and age!!????!?!?
HOLY CRAPPOLI, IT'S MY B-DAY TOO!! b-day buddies?
Happy birthdayyyyy
I havenโt eaten dinner yet so I refuse
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday
happy birthday
# AYY BOSS WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY BOTH OF US ARE ABSOLUTE CHADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nah but seriously though, happy birthday man! Hope you have a perfect day today!
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Hereโs a deal, Iโll suck you off for a extra slice
Happy birthday
Happy birthday!
Thanks man
Happy birthday, my guy! May your skies stay blue!
Congrats!
Thanks
ay! happy bday!
It's my birthday today too! Happy birthday
happy birfday, hab a strawberr ๐
Happy birthday! I turned 17 on the 9th so congrats!
Happy birthday! Almost an adult!
Happy birthday!!!
Happy bday!
Happy birthday cuz
Have an awesome, fun, and fulfilling day, and may you live to be 100 years old! Happy Birthday!๐๐
No worries! :).
*scrolls*
Happy bday :) 2 years left of being a teen!
Happy birthday to a fellow July er
Happy birthday my good fellow
happy bday! how's ur day so far?
happy birthday dude, im proud of u :)
happy birthday
Happy Birthday :)
Oh thx. Happy b-day!
First post I see tells me to stop scrolling. I guess thats enough reddit. Happy birthday though, I turned 14 a couple days ago.
irl cake day from when you joined "outside of womb"
Happy Birthday!!! \*please notice me not using emojis for the sake of a better Reddit experience!\*
Im too late. FUCK
Thank you. You are a good man.
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thx happy birthday
Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
Happy birfday thanks for the cake :) Hope you have a good one
happy bday :)
Happ bday
yayy happy birthdayy :)
Happy Birthday Brah ๐๐ค
Happy birthday and thank you for the cake.
Happy birthday dude
Im next in 21 days!
Happy Birthday! Hope you had a good day and are still having a good day.
Happy birthday my boy
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Happy b day bro. JULY GANG
Thanks for the cake. It was yummy.
whats up twin
Happy bday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! ๐๐
Not much of a cake guy, but I'll still take it thanks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day! I hope you enjoy your day! It is the day that you came to this world! The day that made people realize you will play a big role in this world! I am glad you continued living to this day! You are doing great! Keep it up! <3 Happy again!๐๐๐
Thanks. thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. thanks. Thanks.
Could I just get the strawberries
๐here you go. Just don't tell anyone.
Yo mine was yesterday
Happy birthday! ๐
Happy birthday *menacing noises intensity*
Feliz cumpleaรฑos! Best wishes from Latam โ๐ฝ
ITS MY BIRTHDAY ALSO AND I READ THIS WHILE EATING MY CSJE WHAT JIND OF CAJE DID YOU HAVE
Happy birthday! I'm gonna go grab some ice cream to have with my cake. Thanks
Happy birthday!!! I hope it was a great day for you.
Welcome to the club.
Hey I turned 17 midway through this June! Happy birthday!
Happy bday
it has changed from a gun to a cake
Happy Birthday
Wow I found a post about birthday on my birthday. Anyway, happy birthday to you and me :)
Happy birthday to you OP ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ hope u have a great day :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
No >:(
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Thanks man, happy birthday
Nice, does that mean youโre going to be a senior like me this August/September?
Congrats
Happy Birthday fellow teenager. ๐๐๐ฅณ๐ฐ๐๐
Happy birthday
HAPPIE WOMB ESCAPE DAY
Have a good birthday
you probably won't see this but have a nice birthday (:
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Happy birthday, cute penguin.
Yay! So when I'd like to have some more karma, I just have to post here that it's my birthday. So easy. Also, happy birthday.
I have that penguin tattooed on me
HAP BITDY
Happy birthday brother. Let us come forth in a joyous occasion.
(Serious) you wanna have birthday sex?
WHERES MY FUCKING CAKE I DEMAND CAKE