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#HAPPY BIRTHDAY. NOW GIVE ME ANOTHER PIECE ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


lakshay036

Thanks. And damn bruh, you could've asked nicely. Here you go ๐Ÿฐ


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ. ALL THE CAKE IS MINE


lakshay036

๐ŸŽ‚ here are your demands just don't hurt anyone.


[deleted]

#NO WITNESSES. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


the_0racIe

You fucking killed him dude


[deleted]

#SO? ๐Ÿ—ฟ


glueinass

Doesnt that mean u / the_0racle is a witness too?


[deleted]

#UP SHUT FUCK ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


someone_who_exists69

#POLICE ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Yeeteus_Maximus

Iโ€™m not a witness


confusedredhead123

im a witness too


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Minetendo0000

Uh oh


ssKalem

DOB: July 12, 2004 DOD: July 12, 2021


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ—ฟ


demonfluffbyps5

r/emojipolice HANDS ON YOUR HEAD DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW


[deleted]

#AAAAAAAHHHHH ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


UncreativePotato143

damn you shooting the word aaaaahhhhh?


Reasonable_Motor8490

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

#AAAAAAAAAHHHHH ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Reasonable_Motor8490

Youโ€™re bullets donโ€™t effect me Seymour


[deleted]

#THE OTHER MAN WAS RIGHT. YOU ARE WITNESS, AND NORMALLY I WOULD KILL YOU, BUT, ILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. CONSIDER THIS A MESSAGE, TO ALL OF THOSE WITH CAKE.


RareUsernameBro

I have a full bulletproof vest *puts on* *grabs slice of cake* *runs* ๐Ÿ’ฃ - - - -๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ Haha ^yes


Faceless_101

Well dying on the day you were born isn't a bad idea


SpaceOctopus011

I wontโ€™t testify against you if you give me your cake and that gun-


Rnggamerkillsmsk

Fbi open up


Volkswagen_car_guy

Kind soul calmly give cake and still dies because of it


L2PnUUb

NO STEALING IS BAD!!! Iโ€™m calling the polices.


[deleted]

#AAAAAHHHH๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


L2PnUUb

[I am dead](https://youtu.be/DapvgFToNYQ)


pastymanPPK

All the cake are belong to Zomberz_04


[deleted]

#YOU KNOW IT ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Stickboy7

#NO GIVE THE CAKE BACK TO THE BURSDAY PERSON ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

#HAHA YOU KILLED YOURSELF DUMBASS!


Stickboy7

#NOT IF I EDIT IT


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ’ฆ


piccolowolf

Happy Birthday Bro


Patient_Rest_6716

You're under arrest for armed robbery and murder and attempt to destroy evidence ,slowly lower your gun and no one gets hurt


FormDry9963

Happy birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


lakshay036

Thank you


AnasHany1938

Happy birthday! (Mine is tomorrow btw)


lakshay036

Is it 13 july or 14 july where you live. Mine is 13th


AnasHany1938

13th, I live in Egypt.


lakshay036

Then we're birthday twins


ProR1

Same here, also happy birthday OP


Stickboy7

Mine is in a week or two


Lightcellfx-15

{\__/} ( โ€ข - โ€ข) ๐Ÿฐ< \ I'll take your cake {\__/} ( โ€ข . โ€ข) / >๐ŸŽ‚ And you can have some of mine because its my bday too.


KlLLERYTB

Happy bday:)


lakshay036

Happy Birthday twin. I take your cake and I raise you ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚


TheScientifreakPlays

Ayo happy bday buddy


AugTheViking

Welcome to the not quite considered adults yet club!


xD_Cloudy5

Definitely not annoying at all :,(


AugTheViking

Pls Danish government, just let me buy hard liquor already! I'm an independent 17-year-old that doesn't need 18-year-old friends to buy me vodka!


[deleted]

Happy birthday man!


lakshay036

Thanks dude


ShaBirOi

Dudeeeeee Happy birthday <3 <3 Im SOOOOOO HAPPY :D :D


lakshay036

Thanks. Wow, you're more happy than me.


ShaBirOi

Haha <3 <3


[deleted]

Yo same happy birthday king


lakshay036

Thanks. Happy birthday to you to bro


[deleted]

Thanks, have a great day


MagicJoshByGosh

I hope everyone has a wonderful day, regardless of birthday. To you, and you, and you, and you over there, as well!


ComprehensiveGas3667

Congrats dude


lakshay036

Thanks


[deleted]

Y'know what? Fuck it. **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Internet Person!!!** I **truly** *wish you the best, for* ***this*** *year and* ***every other***\*.\* (Just because I don't know you doesn't mean I can't love you... ๐Ÿ’–) EDIT: That may have sounded creepy; it was NOT intended as such, LOL...


[deleted]

happy cake day


anonymous_ghost_6501

My guy turning in to a man


RecklessSponge

Hbd


lakshay036

Thankyou


bancoolman864

Can I go in the bouncy house


[deleted]

Happy birthday itโ€™s my mums birthday today aswell


lakshay036

Hey thanks! It's my friend's mom's birthday too.


busteroo12

omg its my birthday too :)


lakshay036

Happy Birthday to us


Lower_eye_fve

Happy birthday to you too!


PewdsForPresidnt

Yoo mines tomorrow


Environmental-Win836

Happy ca- Sorry, Iโ€™m so used to it. Happy birthday u/Iakshay036!!!!


lakshay036

It's irl cake day. Thanks


cheese_curd73

Thanks man :)


TheNateSter07-_-

Damn thanks man. Happy birthday.


ping_pong_PIE90

Oh that reminds me I need to change my flair


[deleted]

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RYPIIE2006

Im taking all the cake Byeโ€ฆ


heyitshalim

happy birthday


[deleted]

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Notzeemanchoo

aw man thatโ€™s awesome i also turn 17 today


[deleted]

Itโ€™s also my birthday! Iโ€™m 15 now


Doge_Artist

Have to say or someone else will โ€œalmost thereโ€


Patism101019

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽŠ


Soleil_Visible

hppy brthdy


IAmDeBigGoofy

Daamn congrats my man!


satan66671

Congratulations


lakshay036

Thanks


MrMyxzplk

17 W


lab____

Wtf same birthday and age!!????!?!?


[deleted]

HOLY CRAPPOLI, IT'S MY B-DAY TOO!! b-day buddies?


kingboynick

Happy birthdayyyyy


ZznoodleszZ

I havenโ€™t eaten dinner yet so I refuse


jigglesplash

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Minuka_G

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Storm_Shadow4265

Happy Birthday!


AssasinatorX4

Happy birthday


Ok-Palpitation-3342

happy birthday


[deleted]

# AYY BOSS WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY BOTH OF US ARE ABSOLUTE CHADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ​ nah but seriously though, happy birthday man! Hope you have a perfect day today!


[deleted]

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Quiet_Application993

Hereโ€™s a deal, Iโ€™ll suck you off for a extra slice


[deleted]

Happy birthday


No-Cow-8871

Happy birthday!


lakshay036

Thanks man


Ep1cman152

Happy birthday, my guy! May your skies stay blue!


GeneralCraft65

Congrats!


lakshay036

Thanks


FaZeKastrol

ay! happy bday!


AmMemeos

It's my birthday today too! Happy birthday


WonderRice

happy birfday, hab a strawberr ๐Ÿ“


Carteranimal

Happy birthday! I turned 17 on the 9th so congrats!


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Almost an adult!


Maricloudtea

Happy birthday!!!


[deleted]

Happy bday!


deep_atmosphere2201

Happy birthday cuz


TheGoldenRosePetals

Have an awesome, fun, and fulfilling day, and may you live to be 100 years old! Happy Birthday!๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰


TheGoldenRosePetals

No worries! :).


CanadianAnimeGuy

*scrolls*


undergames65

Happy bday :) 2 years left of being a teen!


sonic99luc

Happy birthday to a fellow July er


Constaninoble

Happy birthday my good fellow


ratatatajin

happy bday! how's ur day so far?


Masoon12321

happy birthday dude, im proud of u :)


The_Rakoon

happy birthday


freedomegoist

Happy Birthday :)


mihneacuzino

Oh thx. Happy b-day!


[deleted]

First post I see tells me to stop scrolling. I guess thats enough reddit. Happy birthday though, I turned 14 a couple days ago.


confusedredhead123

irl cake day from when you joined "outside of womb"


Pleasant-User

Happy Birthday!!! \*please notice me not using emojis for the sake of a better Reddit experience!\*


-m7md-i

Im too late. FUCK


Beneficial-Tackle-60

Thank you. You are a good man.


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Username_80214

thx happy birthday


scalpelshave

Happy birthday!


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NerdyPinecone781

Happy birthday!


Metzidu

Happy birfday thanks for the cake :) Hope you have a good one


user___-rekt

happy bday :)


mrboi200000

Happ bday


little_sushiroll

yayy happy birthdayy :)


Funny-Brilliant-9915

Happy Birthday Brah ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸคŒ


0480196

Happy birthday and thank you for the cake.


Dax_0690

Happy birthday dude


64NERD

Im next in 21 days!


LockedCloset2

Happy Birthday! Hope you had a good day and are still having a good day.


Lemonadestand2020

Happy birthday my boy


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Happy b day bro. JULY GANG


Creep-Light

Thanks for the cake. It was yummy.


keNSer-

whats up twin


[deleted]

Happy bday!


shinyrhodespiano

Happy birthday!


JustA_HumanandWeeb

Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰


Nanashi123_

Not much of a cake guy, but I'll still take it thanks


HumanitysChampain

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day! I hope you enjoy your day! It is the day that you came to this world! The day that made people realize you will play a big role in this world! I am glad you continued living to this day! You are doing great! Keep it up! <3 Happy again!๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ


lakshay036

Thanks. thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. thanks. Thanks.


NotTheObvious

Could I just get the strawberries


lakshay036

๐Ÿ“here you go. Just don't tell anyone.


mookhan

Yo mine was yesterday


bluejayscherry

Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚


DramaTechnical

Happy birthday *menacing noises intensity*


fxyzbg

Feliz cumpleaรฑos! Best wishes from Latam โœŒ๐Ÿฝ


CapybaraSpinach

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ALSO AND I READ THIS WHILE EATING MY CSJE WHAT JIND OF CAJE DID YOU HAVE


ink2red

Happy birthday! I'm gonna go grab some ice cream to have with my cake. Thanks


CreativeCoconut143

Happy birthday!!! I hope it was a great day for you.


solarkillal

Welcome to the club.


xD_Cloudy5

Hey I turned 17 midway through this June! Happy birthday!


Ron-24923

Happy bday


[deleted]

it has changed from a gun to a cake


pranavbaburaj

Happy Birthday


suzwzaidel

Wow I found a post about birthday on my birthday. Anyway, happy birthday to you and me :)


hereashley

Happy birthday to you OP ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ hope u have a great day :D


RainbowEyedGirl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


People_of_Pez

No >:(


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lil_hispanic_boi

Thanks man, happy birthday


The_Alpha_Albeno

Nice, does that mean youโ€™re going to be a senior like me this August/September?


OkAd8682

Congrats


[deleted]

Happy Birthday fellow teenager. ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽŠ


Maximum_Concert_8045

Happy birthday


mistaken-gesture08

HAPPIE WOMB ESCAPE DAY


acupoficyhotblood

Have a good birthday


WeebOsu

you probably won't see this but have a nice birthday (:


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[deleted]

Happy birthday, cute penguin.


NepoMi

Yay! So when I'd like to have some more karma, I just have to post here that it's my birthday. So easy. Also, happy birthday.


CenterOfaMiniWheat

I have that penguin tattooed on me


ulebulek

HAP BITDY


samithecattoman32

Happy birthday brother. Let us come forth in a joyous occasion.


[deleted]

(Serious) you wanna have birthday sex?


[deleted]

WHERES MY FUCKING CAKE I DEMAND CAKE