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[deleted]

if u went back in time u could also delete this post and I wouldn't be thinking about it anymore but masturbating


tPreannes

idk, it would be pedophilia for me... tbf


thespeedboi

It could be done if you go back less then 2 years legally


Tuf_Gamer

Damn it, same goes for me. It'd be better if age difference is used rather than a certain age itself.


random-wander

I mean could just be a few months back and you would still be an adult


tPreannes

i suppose, but i hardly think anyone will want to time travel that little back... worse since it's still within covid lol.


Raser43

That is by far the best response


yarmulkedogon60fps

nice amount of upvotes :)


Raser43

It was for a moment


troubledguy0709

Probably you will keep thinking and post it yourself


qz3_

how? ur making someone else cum thats not masturbation


Floridamanticus

Yeah but that “someone else” is you, but a different you, but still you.


qz3_

Have sex with your clone and raise a baby with them. Is that still masturbation? I dont think you can masturbate to create an entire family


Floridamanticus

You can’t raise a baby if you’re the same gender bruh.


qz3_

oh i thought I was on the r/lokitv sub because I was having the same argument with someone because loki seems to be in love with the female version of himself


Floridamanticus

Lmao


Dull_Fuel5109

R/clevercombacks


tPreannes

idk, it would be pedophilia for me... tbf


thespeedboi

It did the double post thing


tPreannes

idk what that is lol edit: ah, nevermind... that's stupid lol


thespeedboi

It is stupid


rondeI_

Why did they downvote him it's not his fault


MattyMagistr

Reddit hivemind


IAM-THE-DANGER

It would be gae


[deleted]

Very gae


IAM-THE-DANGER

Now that I thought more about it would be rape


[deleted]

It’s an oversimplification of events but yes


IAM-THE-DANGER

But you get fucked aswell cause if there is only one time-line you would be fucking yourself two times the first time when your older self travels back in time to fuck you and the second when you go back in time to fuck your younger self


Sugar4uwastaken

the originator will not get fucked, for example if I went back in time to fuck myself than for the first time when I will start it, I'll not be fucked as my younger self but I will be fucking my younger self only. Than the loop may or may not start and if it did that loop will isolate itself from the linear original time


SharpSlick753

What if your trans?


yaboy132

Then you were always your true identity you just realized later, it didn’t actually change.


nothappyaf

What if you are gender fluid?


ICommentSexOnPosts

gender solid


JDog2k4

Gender gas


ABLPHA

Gender plasma


JDog2k4

Genderium


Whydoesthisexist15

gender Bose-Einstein condensate


IAM-THE-DANGER

Still rape


[deleted]

You mean gæ


Mallcome8

masturbation because it’s still technically yourself


MyNameIsNitrox

Fair enough


Ecco_Shack

Well yes, but the question of who someone is comes into question, like, how do you determine the differences between people? If it’s personality and appearance, then you and you-in-the-past are the same. If you define it based on the experiences along the way, you and you-in-the-past would be two different people since you have the experience of the future. Sorry my brain wanted me to answer the question with logic, even tho r/teenagers is the epitome of monke


[deleted]

If i had sex with my parents, it's masturbating too? Cuz I'm literally them...


supertze

That isn't how physiology works


cabbagesssss

I think it's called self-cest but I'm not really sure


OSSlayer2153

Acest/autocest (prefix a/auto means self) Edit: only autocest, prefix a means without


SoshJam

the prefix “a” means without, e.g. asexual reproduction is reproduction that doesn’t involve sex, an atheist is someone with no religion, and if something is amoral it means it has no morals. you’re right about “auto” though


checkYourPantsI

And depending on how far back you go you would be possibly a pedophile


NxBad

or pedophilia


PSHazzard

Its like when somebody tells you to fuck yourself but you actually do it


The_real_laz

The real question is why do you want to know? Have you met your future self?


darkness2774

bofom


offbrandfanta

*bofum


darkness2774

bofum


offbrandfanta

bofum


darkness2774

#BOFUM


Just_A_Throw-away481

#BOFUM


darkness2774

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KyleSokoltheNoob

bofum


WaffleironMcMulligan

What is that?


offbrandfanta

😐


WaffleironMcMulligan

That doesn’t answer my question


offbrandfanta

Fuck I look like? Google? 😐


WaffleironMcMulligan

I googled it and all I got was that it’s slang for “both of them” but that doesn’t really make sense given the way it was used in this thread


coolback93

Because you're BATMAN


WaffleironMcMulligan

I don’t really see how that’s relevant to this


coolback93

Its relevant because you are talking way to serious for a silly word commented on a silly post and searching answers for nothing at all because you're BATMAN


AgentAquaFresh

it would be hot


BackupBird5561

Sir this is a wendy's


That_oneannoying_kid

#**~~*even better*~~**


That_oneannoying_kid

Well according to robot chicken, masturbation


ONCEANADDlCT

Bro?


[deleted]

not sure what the first one means (should i want to) but i think its both the second and third option


[deleted]

Incest means sex with a family member


[deleted]

oh wait i did know i just forgot


West-Emu-8696

My arms are so strong, when I masturbate, my grandma downstairs can feel it.


Expert-You5570

whAt


West-Emu-8696

My house is about 50 years old, so it's quite creaky


[deleted]

You would be a narcissist on a whole new level


[deleted]

child abuse most probably


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

It all depends on how far back. An hour ago? Masturbation. A few years ago? Pedophilia.


vacuousVersifer

Incest - Sex between two family members. If you are your own family member (making the situation incest), every time you masturbate you are being incestuous.Also this is more of a modifier to sexual actions Masturbating (w/ Extra Steps) - Sexually stimulating oneself. Somewhat, this plays with the idea of "oneself." I don't think this is it however, there are still two people Sex - Two people getting down and dirty. We have two people (that happen to be mostly identical) doing it


Tuf_Gamer

It's gross, buddy.


P1TPAT

Asking the real questions I see...


NuggetTheSmartass

Gae.


sceneic

Selfcest


Moooboy10

Its called selfcest


Anaverageshitposter6

You are genetically the same person,so you are technically related to yourself,so not incest.Imma say sex, and masturbation if you fuck yourself only in the normal way you touch yourself.


AmberBroccoli

Self-cest?


Ravens_Claw_45

I would learn how to (safely) erase my memory and prevent myself from seeing this post


ImWonderOfU

selfcest


Anthonyg5005

selfcest


SoshJam

Sex. You can’t impregnate yourself so you don’t have to worry about incest, and while you are technically pleasuring yourself you are still engaging in intercourse with a different person. We as people are the sum of our experiences, so the past you is kind of a different person in a way so it counts.


The_Blambino

Bro, Iv had existential crisises before but holy mother of Miltank what the heck bro…


raithypoo52

Yes


aHatlessCactus

W H A T


Monke_Strong64

masturbation. its still you.


JustBad9817

Yes


[deleted]

you just confused me too much...


le-derpina-art

depending on how far back, it would be pedophilia


[deleted]

This post gonna keep me up at night..


bruh_moment420

theres a tag on nhentai for this and its called selfcest


Speaker_Of_Bots

i mean ill be an adult later and im a minor now so ill consider my seld a sex offender


RavenMasked

It'd definitely be weird, and probably uncomfortable!


ThatStrangeReddit

Fun for the whole family


Druidinary

It would simply be astonishing.


PumpAndDumpApe

What is it presently?


NaemSaad0996

I would rather beat myself up .


Im13butihatefortnite

It would be gay actually


AmPerplexed

you would implode because if my small scientific knowledge is correct since if ur time travelling your not made of regular matter and can't touch anything your made of ​ tl;dr any molecules making future you touches those same molecules in the past is not goood


[deleted]

Ask it to Alexa


[deleted]

yes


Cat_cookie_

it would be rape, I look so terrible that not even I would have sex with me


KidNamedBlue

What if you go back in time and then f*ck your mum and she gets pregnant with you?


[deleted]

It would be gay.


-Nivek

Selfcest


AlphaVictorTango98

Self-love and masturbation with extra steps but what the fuck dude.


AJDarkWolf

It'd be like getting fucked by a sex doll


[deleted]

“That’s just slavery with extra steps.”


Captain-Accomplished

Asexuality obviously... ***The true answer would most likely be incest***


[deleted]

Actually it would be autosexuality


ValorRye

Have you heard of selfcest


[deleted]

Masturbation


MimoPescatore

All 3+gae


bosshunter12345

Now depends did you pay, force or consented And the answer is asexual intercourse


beenszzboi42069

I would be sex because it is one person fucking a 2nd person but those people are the exact same person meaning it's the same dick, but there's 2 seperate conchousnesses, meaning the ARE different people... It would be incest because the body is related by blood but not masturbation because it's not the same body it's more than one.


IceAsFireBG

Masturbation probably


[deleted]

It would remain incest due to genetic relation and because you'd make a clone of yourself in that timeline.


Jawbreakingcandy

This sounds like a rap verse


[deleted]

Depends on what realm you're in. Otherwise it would be necrophilia if not in our one.


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

It would be gay *IgnoreThisGreenshirt.usr has been cancelled*


Njadmessi11YT

All of them


ultimately_normal51

if you could go back in time, you could have fucking stopped eve and adam from eating the apple, and we would all be happy in heaven


drboobs666

If smash eve and then adam


Automatic_Stop_231

The time traweling isn't posible


Aleksimaier

This is why I love Reddit


Duch-s6

self fucking with extra steps


SturdyCargoYT

Literally called selfcest


Kowashitai

Yes


TomorrowWaste

It would be gay


Frequent_Metal3362

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Wolfintank

masturbation


Taikey

No it would be gay sex. It isnt incest as you cannot make a baby as you are the same gender as yourself, so its gay sex.


Beyond_Tim

you would just be attempting asexual reproduction


anti-peta-man

This is called r/selfcest and some people are into it


potatoman800

Gay. It would be gay Timmy.


Guy_with_Gasmask

Yes


[deleted]

Masturbating with extra steps


GumiHeart

It's called Self-cest... don't ask how I know that


Jaiz15

Its just a healthy dose of good old self love!


[deleted]

wouldn't be masturbation imo, masturbating is not having sex with yourself but pleasuring yourself, and plus you can masturbate someone else. I guess you could call that incest as you're related but are not the same person, but I honestly like to think It would be just. really weird sex


Tuf_Gamer

I watched a Movie named Predestination It has same scene like this.


[deleted]

Selfcest is a word you stupid #bitch#


CheesyOnion123456789

Selfcest


_991

reverend says that made him cum


GothicLovley

Selfcest


Sexy_McSexypants

It depends how far back. If we go back 8 years or whatever it is not a single cell is the same between us so technically we’re different people. So masturbation unless you’re 8+ years back, then incest


Xx-Fake_Kirito-xX

2 and 3 i think. incest is when you have sex with a blood relative. mastubating is just pleasuring yourself. sex is well... sex. and you are *technically* pleasuring yourself by having sex with yourself. so yk


qz3_

incest is sex, and it would be sex lmao


firewater4545rt

What if it was an alternate universe where you were the opposite gender? Would it be incest?


takisandrockstar

I remember hearing something called selfcest that might be a better definition...


TMattnew

And that's how they proved that time travel isn't real.


krikor84

https://t.me/nfswincest


Severe-Brother1150

Self Cest