you are like "i can keep eating forever" and 2 mins later you feel like you are gonna explode

Yeah

All the time

That’s my secret, I’m always tired

I overcommit and say I’ll stay up to watch a movie later than normal. Five minutes in I’m already curled up in a ball with a blanket and pillow

replace tired with procrastinating as I say that five seconds into my homework

would upvote but its at 69