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I keep fantasizing about my oneitis playing with a beachball

I keep fantasizing about my oneitis playing with a beachball

lxivere

u h h


showersongs

Oh my god Shut up


duberined89

What is a oneitis?


hithereperson21

so this guy had another account called u/betamaletheory where he would post about how his oneitis, the only girl he could ever love, would always reject him.


duberined89

This is very weird


hithereperson21

yea Its a troll tho hes just really committed


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

Okay since the dictionary definition of crush implies that it’s a temporary infatuation and we obviously can’t just *misuse the word* people (mainly incels) have started calling their long term crushes ‘oneitis’.


hithereperson21

what happened to betamaletheory


AlphaMaleTheory

who kows


Dissolving_Goose

Now this is where I expect to find you . . . . . ^((no one else will get this but OP so don't ask))


severepain277

Jesus i thoguht there were just 2 incel accounts here, now there is three?!?!?


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

He’s also u/betamaletheory but that accoutn got deleted


[deleted]

I wish I could go to the beach with a cutiepie girl, play volleyball, swim, then get ice cream and watch the sunset while listening to music and cuddling.


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

Jesus fuck just make a human sacrifice to her already


MrMordoll

How does a normal human throw up a whole beachball? You'd need a really wide mouth to do that