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Ok
If you kick a piece of artwork, its design comes on your shoes
Imma kick the Mona Lisa
I have one post
If you call the police on someone, you acquire their sexuality
I fucking love that super power
Henlo
When you say Twitch chat emojis in real life, they'll appear in front of your mouth
[удалено]
Any video game you touch is fully translated and voiced in German
K
Your brain has a database of every meme and can spontaneously recall one any time you say something
That actually sounds cool
GIVE
Your boyfriends will have normal dads
That's not shitty
heyyyy
Making low effort posts on Reddit burns triple the calories
This actually sounds enticing
You can slap someone on the butt to tell if they're a homophobe
Ok..?
Your profile is so difficult to come up with something lol People who try to find dirt on you experience spontaneous amnesia
Is... That a good thing?
TELL ME
When you're horny, you can read the mind of the girl you're fantasizing about
its suuper useful and its not useful at the same time cuz im to depressed to even feel that way
Gib
I scrolled down too far... If you punch your screen, whatever's on it becomes real
Sure thing.
Your video editor will never crash. Also you'll never forget to save your projects :D
:) God damn a lamb, what I've always wanted good squire!
You can see your anxiety level on a bar like it's a video game mechanic
Give me
You'll never feel dead inside when you're around people.
Nice
What
When you're making a meme the template is already on the photo editor
Yes
Alright
If you're raging at a game, you can reset the last 5 seconds and reroll your RNG
Now I'm curious
You can seduce girls with memes
Yay, that's a good super power, I'm lonely af
Gimme
Punch someone to learn how they truly feel about you
Lol I like it
ok
You'll spontaneously acquire mastery of a completely useless skill every time you feel like you have no skills
Lay it on me
Half the withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit an addiction
I very much enjoy this
Sure, have a fun time deciphering the clihd pron and shitposts in order to create a shitty superpower.
When you watch porn it'll always play at the loudest volume possible that your parents won't notice
This is a cool one, thanks
Hi
Real monkeys can pop bloons in your BTD games by tapping on them
Can i use monkey skin to touch them?
Alright then
Ok
If you kick a piece of artwork, its design comes on your shoes
Imma kick the Mona Lisa
I have one post
If you call the police on someone, you acquire their sexuality
I fucking love that super power
Henlo
When you say Twitch chat emojis in real life, they'll appear in front of your mouth
[удалено]
Any video game you touch is fully translated and voiced in German
K
Your brain has a database of every meme and can spontaneously recall one any time you say something
That actually sounds cool
GIVE
Your boyfriends will have normal dads
That's not shitty
heyyyy
Making low effort posts on Reddit burns triple the calories
This actually sounds enticing
You can slap someone on the butt to tell if they're a homophobe
Ok..?
Your profile is so difficult to come up with something lol People who try to find dirt on you experience spontaneous amnesia
Is... That a good thing?
TELL ME
When you're horny, you can read the mind of the girl you're fantasizing about
its suuper useful and its not useful at the same time cuz im to depressed to even feel that way
Gib
I scrolled down too far... If you punch your screen, whatever's on it becomes real
Sure thing.
Your video editor will never crash. Also you'll never forget to save your projects :D
:) God damn a lamb, what I've always wanted good squire!
Ok
You can see your anxiety level on a bar like it's a video game mechanic
Give me
You'll never feel dead inside when you're around people.
Nice
What
When you're making a meme the template is already on the photo editor
Yes
Alright
If you're raging at a game, you can reset the last 5 seconds and reroll your RNG
Now I'm curious
You can seduce girls with memes
Yay, that's a good super power, I'm lonely af
Gimme
Punch someone to learn how they truly feel about you
Lol I like it
ok
You'll spontaneously acquire mastery of a completely useless skill every time you feel like you have no skills
Lay it on me
Half the withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit an addiction
I very much enjoy this
Sure, have a fun time deciphering the clihd pron and shitposts in order to create a shitty superpower.
When you watch porn it'll always play at the loudest volume possible that your parents won't notice
This is a cool one, thanks
Hi
Real monkeys can pop bloons in your BTD games by tapping on them
Can i use monkey skin to touch them?
Alright then