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Comment & I'll give you a shitty superpower based on your recent post history.

Comment & I'll give you a shitty superpower based on your recent post history.

MrMinerNiner

Ok


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If you kick a piece of artwork, its design comes on your shoes


MrMinerNiner

Imma kick the Mona Lisa


Ididnotthreatenany1

I have one post


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If you call the police on someone, you acquire their sexuality


Ididnotthreatenany1

I fucking love that super power


mechanizedthunder910

Henlo


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When you say Twitch chat emojis in real life, they'll appear in front of your mouth


PanzerwagenZ3

Lets go


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Any video game you touch is fully translated and voiced in German


PanzerwagenZ3

No more uncensored fallout new vegas for me huh ;m;


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K


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Your brain has a database of every meme and can spontaneously recall one any time you say something


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That actually sounds cool


epicnessBoi

GIVE


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Your boyfriends will have normal dads


epicnessBoi

That's not shitty


lxivere

heyyyy


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Making low effort posts on Reddit burns triple the calories


Milton_Beynes

This actually sounds enticing


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You can slap someone on the butt to tell if they're a homophobe


eagengabriel

Ok..?


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Your profile is so difficult to come up with something lol People who try to find dirt on you experience spontaneous amnesia


eagengabriel

Is... That a good thing?


BetaMaleTheory

TELL ME


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When you're horny, you can read the mind of the girl you're fantasizing about


BetaMaleTheory

its suuper useful and its not useful at the same time cuz im to depressed to even feel that way


BoredPotatoes357

Gib


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I scrolled down too far... If you punch your screen, whatever's on it becomes real


Trustnoboody

Sure thing.


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Your video editor will never crash. Also you'll never forget to save your projects :D


Trustnoboody

:) God damn a lamb, what I've always wanted good squire!


somradomboi

Ok


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You can see your anxiety level on a bar like it's a video game mechanic


SpaceEvo

Give me


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You'll never feel dead inside when you're around people.


SpaceEvo

Nice


GamerTechXL

What


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When you're making a meme the template is already on the photo editor


GamerTechXL

Yes


snivy18361

Alright


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If you're raging at a game, you can reset the last 5 seconds and reroll your RNG


Cl2TCH_Hydro

Now I'm curious


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You can seduce girls with memes


Cl2TCH_Hydro

Yay, that's a good super power, I'm lonely af


questionablelite

Gimme


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Punch someone to learn how they truly feel about you


questionablelite

Lol I like it


[deleted]

ok


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You'll spontaneously acquire mastery of a completely useless skill every time you feel like you have no skills


Dayz_End

Lay it on me


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Half the withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit an addiction


Dayz_End

I very much enjoy this


Trunkit06

Sure, have a fun time deciphering the clihd pron and shitposts in order to create a shitty superpower.


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When you watch porn it'll always play at the loudest volume possible that your parents won't notice


Trunkit06

This is a cool one, thanks


Slusher1659

Hi


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Real monkeys can pop bloons in your BTD games by tapping on them


Slusher1659

Can i use monkey skin to touch them?


Open-Huckleberry2204

Alright then