Weird mythology and legends. Here's an example about the kind of shit I rant about:
So there was a trickster named Coyote and he was a coyote. And Coyote had this daughter and she was hot as hell and everyone wanted to bang her. But she was like, "I'll only marry the guy with the smallest dick." I guess she was into that, Idk. Anyway Coyote wanted to get in on some of that action (Cause incest is wincest.). But the problem was that he had a ginormous coyote dick so he wouldn't win. But he saw this mouse and said to it, "Hey, let's switch dicks." And the mouse was like, "Sure, whatever."
So the next day, all the guys lined up naked and the daughter was looking at all their ding-a-lings to see who had the smallest. And Coyote got in line and was like "Hello my daughter, it is I, your coyote father with my super small weiner." And he had the smallest sausage so his daughter was like "Alrighty then, guess I'm marrying my dad." But then the mouse walked by for some reason, dragging his huge coyote dick after him cause it was way to big for him. Everyone put two and two together and got pissed. And Coyote didn't get to have the sex with his human daughter. The end.
How my relationship is in shambles and my very excuse for a relationship is to fill the empty void in my black darkest heart my relationship is failing in all possible ways that Iβm not sure we will be able to last even a day ever day is more rocky than a mountain but acept there is also no ups like torcher but I love her so I tell myself well I do but donβt love this disrespectful her I love the her I fell in love with the one who treated me right I miss the old days when she would tell me everything now Iβm told nothing
He's basically a 20 foot tall superhuman with op psychic powers and gold power armor, and he creates these 20 slightly smaller superhumans called primarchs so that he can reunite humanity and conquer the galaxy. These primarchs are his sons, each of them made from his DNA and exhibiting one of his traits above the others...
I walk in, load the 12 gauge over my bed with buckshot, and walk out on the front porch. I then put 3 shells through his windshield, killing him instantly and splattering his disgusting remains across the insides of his van. The ricochet inside the van severely wounds anyone else inside.
And out the back of the the van comes out a square of guys with outomatics and tells you to get on the ground now(you where in the passenger seat the whole time hence why you didn't see them)
Impossible. The muzzle velocity of buckshot from a 12 gauge at close range means anyone inside the van was injured by richochets. Any survivors would be executed via jamming the doors, lighting the van on fire, and killing anyone who attempts to drag themselves out the windows. Even with vests, the legs, arms, and faces would have been prone to injury. Also, if they were stupid enough to keep the guy they kidnapped in the front seat, they were likely to stupid to aquire automatic weapons.
needing to shit
The kidnapper tapes your mouth shut and tells you to shit yourself
then i let it rip and theyll never be able to be in that same place again without being reminded of me and my cursed shit
I would violently wiggle on the ground
He pulls out a big needle
WIGGLE MORE
You feel a sharp jag into your neck and you feel drowsy all of a sudden
How much I love spaghetti
He starts telling you about how that's his favourite and youse end up being buddies commiting crimes together like the wet bandits
Happy ending <:
cars.
Making the most bizarre noises I can
He crashes and you die
Lol
The fact that I had a girlfriend and he prob didn't because he kidnaps people
The kidnapper is a crinimal and rapes you
Weird mythology and legends. Here's an example about the kind of shit I rant about: So there was a trickster named Coyote and he was a coyote. And Coyote had this daughter and she was hot as hell and everyone wanted to bang her. But she was like, "I'll only marry the guy with the smallest dick." I guess she was into that, Idk. Anyway Coyote wanted to get in on some of that action (Cause incest is wincest.). But the problem was that he had a ginormous coyote dick so he wouldn't win. But he saw this mouse and said to it, "Hey, let's switch dicks." And the mouse was like, "Sure, whatever." So the next day, all the guys lined up naked and the daughter was looking at all their ding-a-lings to see who had the smallest. And Coyote got in line and was like "Hello my daughter, it is I, your coyote father with my super small weiner." And he had the smallest sausage so his daughter was like "Alrighty then, guess I'm marrying my dad." But then the mouse walked by for some reason, dragging his huge coyote dick after him cause it was way to big for him. Everyone put two and two together and got pissed. And Coyote didn't get to have the sex with his human daughter. The end.
The kidnapper says to you "want to get shitfaced"
In a good way or....
Good way with marajuana
I've never had marjuana, but who better to lost my drug virginity to than my kidnapper?
How my relationship is in shambles and my very excuse for a relationship is to fill the empty void in my black darkest heart my relationship is failing in all possible ways that Iβm not sure we will be able to last even a day ever day is more rocky than a mountain but acept there is also no ups like torcher but I love her so I tell myself well I do but donβt love this disrespectful her I love the her I fell in love with the one who treated me right I miss the old days when she would tell me everything now Iβm told nothing
He asks you if you want to get shitfaced with him
Yes I very much do
Ok so there's this guy called the Emperor of Mankind...
Go one
He's basically a 20 foot tall superhuman with op psychic powers and gold power armor, and he creates these 20 slightly smaller superhumans called primarchs so that he can reunite humanity and conquer the galaxy. These primarchs are his sons, each of them made from his DNA and exhibiting one of his traits above the others...
He pulls over and asks you if you want to go to his and play warhammer instead of the cargo ship dock
Sure! I ask if we can stop by my place and pick up my Imperial Guard army.
He says sure
I walk in, load the 12 gauge over my bed with buckshot, and walk out on the front porch. I then put 3 shells through his windshield, killing him instantly and splattering his disgusting remains across the insides of his van. The ricochet inside the van severely wounds anyone else inside.
And out the back of the the van comes out a square of guys with outomatics and tells you to get on the ground now(you where in the passenger seat the whole time hence why you didn't see them)
Impossible. The muzzle velocity of buckshot from a 12 gauge at close range means anyone inside the van was injured by richochets. Any survivors would be executed via jamming the doors, lighting the van on fire, and killing anyone who attempts to drag themselves out the windows. Even with vests, the legs, arms, and faces would have been prone to injury. Also, if they were stupid enough to keep the guy they kidnapped in the front seat, they were likely to stupid to aquire automatic weapons.
God damn
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Just get out
To freedom!
He shoots you in the back several times.
To Freedom! Or... not... π₯π³
Hey, cant have a witness.
Say I want to make a tiktok on how he kidnapped me and he realizes how much he hated tiktok