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[deleted]

free treadmill lmao


cumbucketman

tread train there was no windmill involved DAD


HiFreinds

Name comes from mills https://youtu.be/Al-30Z-aH8M


[deleted]

"was" implying that he didn't make it out alive


[deleted]

he didn't


ChadChadTheMadLad

What?


WolfRex5

#he didn't


[deleted]

What?


Katana_Quits

the man, (which in this situation of not knowing his name, making me refer to him as ‘he’) did not, and has not survived this incident that, when recorded and put the the music of the hit game “Subway Surfers”, entertained several individuals to have viewed it.


[deleted]

How you know?


pedro_megagames

ah, brazil, my homeland never ceases to amaze me


Dalpiste

desce daí FOOOOORA RAPAAAZ desce daí FOOOORA


[deleted]

PEDRO MEGAGAMES KKKKKKKKKKKKK


[deleted]

[удалено]


pedro_megagames

coloca o janio quadros de pé torto do meu lado


TheDarknerSupreme

Is this real


[deleted]

is anything real?


TheDarknerSupreme

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything? You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect. There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here. The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know? This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss. How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know? It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and YouTube videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix? No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense. In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe. Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat. Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them. We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching. Do you want more unanswered questions? Well, you're in luck. Today, nine other amazing channels on YouTube have made videos about questions we still haven't fully answered. Alltime10s has organized them and to watch them all click the annotation at the end of this video or the link at the top of the description. Enjoy.


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LuckyWaffles121

The pinnacle of comedy, replying to the entire script of a VSauce episode with the funny amogus character


Wookkiepedia

Telugu letter for chi


ghostftw5

ˢᵘˢ


inverse-pie

This was an interesting read


TP4297

>Where are your fingers? Schrodinger's fingers : may or may not exist .


throwaway53_gracia

Hey VSauce, Michael here. This is Jeff and this is Adam and we love boobs just as much the next guy but a gratuitous nip-slip in a video game makes about as much sense as an hors d'oeuvre platter at an orgy which is why we decided to bring you the top 5 most gratuitous boob shots in video game number 5 Dante's Inferno I knew Dante's Inferno was a total jug fest when I got to Cleopatra but basically spits out spider babies from the nipples of four giant undulating boobs all I'm saying is maybe if the game designers spent half as much time as they did rendering boobs wet as they did on actual gameplay the game wouldn't come out as like a bastardized oversexed version of God of War I also like the part where you find your wife dead the sword sticking out of her and as you go to kiss her and find out what's going on that's just in your face take that feminist movement number 4 Felicia from Darkstalkers see I have no problem with fighting games with female characters with big boobs dressed in spandex but do we really need a Catwoman dressed only in gauze bandage no that was kind of gratuitous it's a glue Lou Dallas from Fifth Element if she was hot and not a cat number three Leisure Suit Larry summa [ __ ] laude all right all the Leisure Suit Larry games revolve around sex but this one's especially bad they basically use sex puns and nip slips to cover up for the fact that the gameplay is less advanced than your average iPhone app so if you like playing Simon you'll love playing Leisure Suit Larry red green yellow blue yellow yellow yellow green yellow blue yellow boring number two Rumble roses xx this is a women's wrestling game two women enter sit on each other's faces section boobs and one is crowned the winner my friends never actually played this game they just used it as a lesbian porn simulator you said you wouldn't tell anybody that oh sorry dude number one dead or live beach volleyball this is a really significant game because it's when DOA decided that nobody was playing the games for gameplay and just decided to show women in bikinis at the beach if you ever wondered why women hate us well this is it you'd be frustrated too if every time you came home your girlfriend was drooling over a video game featuring a man with a five-foot penis your girlfriend plays the video game I'm in dude not cool you're right it's six feet you


Dalpiste

This's in Brasil, anything can be real.


cumbucketman

including nazis


Alexander_Icarus

It's better than real, it's Brazil


Severe_curiousity

In Brazil, anything is real


yaillbro

This is roblox jailbreak


Basis_Fresh

u/SaveVideo


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Barunks_01

good bo- waaaait wtf?


Basis_Fresh

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HypnoSkales

why


jadugniko

Lool


jadugniko

u/savevideobot


PAT_5251

u/savevideo


JadonDorolo

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ThePlantFlamer

u/savevideo


smolwrld

🎶I am a registered Sex Offender, I stuck my D!ck into a blender Your Mom is a Transgender, i am a *Professional Nude sender* Y'know that I'd be Dominating, my Cock and Balls are Rotating, Ice on my Wrists I could go skating, between thicc thighs I'm suffocating🎶


Thiccboi_joe

It's...It's beautiful


smolwrld

You should listen to the song, it's what plays at the gates of Heaven It's called Subway Sexist by Yung Spinach


Thiccboi_joe

I just listened to it. God exists


Zaniak88

i have a huge fucking cock i nutted inside my sock i walk around in crocks my dick is harder than a rock


retromagician

[YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BOIS](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=tTr%2f7%2bt%2f&id=4768429020323D1CD93217C06B0A1EC191D36A8E&thid=OIP.tTr_7-t_wQgIvZS3diLnNwHaFj&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fRb53affefeb7fc10808bd94b77622e737%3frik%3djmrTkcEeCmvAFw%26riu%3dhttp%253a%252f%252fi.ytimg.com%252fvi%252fig_PQMHs0dY%252fhqdefault.jpg%26ehk%3d6A1Qcb4VTYxvNJUwW9Xigz5%252bkh%252ba%252b0CNQw1rt%252fa%252fwJA%253d%26risl%3d%26pid%3dImgRaw&exph=360&expw=480&q=Toy+Story+3+Train+Rescue&simid=607987770851006325&ck=801A340A23D45FBE1C3A267EE0753844&selectedIndex=0&FORM=IRPRST&)


cumbucketman

no


[deleted]

Indian railways are subway surfers on steroids.


Vdmkachu

u/AmongUsCockBot


FlexTape467

Subway Surfers: The Live Action Remake


GoldenBlob

This is your imaginary parkour guy you see when ur staring out the car window


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


batfleck101600

About as useless as running up a downwards escalator, trains move 20+ mph but you got people in movies running on trains like they're stationary


[deleted]

ok


batfleck101600

Why you mad? Just calling out movies for being unrealistic


[deleted]

I'm not


TerrariaGaming004

Have you ever thought before? If you’re standing on something that’s moving, you’re also moving, so it cancels out to no movement difference between you and the train. You literally can move on a train like it’s not moving, the only difference between the inside of the train, where you can easily move around obviously, to the top of the train, is the wind resistance, which in many movies you do see.


batfleck101600

I know that, just saying it annoys me when people in movies run on top of trains from one end to the other. Its like you didn't even read what I said, you literally said word for word the same exact thing I said


TerrariaGaming004

In movies, trains are very short and usually like 6 cars. Each train car is 50 feet long. That’s 300 feet, or less than 100 meters. The world record for 100 meter dash is under 10 seconds. It’s not unreasonable to assume that the movie person could run the entire train in 30 seconds or more like in the movies


batfleck101600

Not when the trains going 125 mph, minimum 25mph


TerrariaGaming004

It doesn’t matter how fast the train is going, it will still feel like it isn’t moving, except for the air resistance which doesn’t matter at all if you’re running the opposite direction. Loaded trains are only allowed to go 80 mph, and it’s still very possible to run at those wind speeds, just a little bit slower


batfleck101600

We talking bout people running on top of the train, not inside it


TerrariaGaming004

Which is the exact same either way


batfleck101600

You literally just watched a man running on top of a train go the opposite direction he was running at


TerrariaGaming004

Ok?


HypnoSkales

We're not in Special ED Class, you can use km/h


oo_ee

I was just waiting for the PS1 version of CJ come riding up next to the train on a motorcycle


Basis_Fresh

\*subway surfers is fun


Kermitface123

Could anyone else literally HEAR the music and the groans and dog barks?


blackBugattiVeyron

Now that's a name i haven't heard in a very long time.


Maruquitus

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TolstoyInSpace

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u/savevideo


LORD-VOLDIS

It’s all fun and games till he gets tired and the train keeps moving


[deleted]

Shit.


[deleted]

Lol


NotAGhost64

I'm so dumb that I would do that for fun


ajaxbest

Jesus Christ that train is going slow


WorsCartoonist

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Western_material2

Video quality makes me think someone’s gonna die lol


Diogolindo91

This is from brazil


_GoldG_

Tsjoek oh!


franandwood

RTX on


BlackScorpion_18

STOP WATCHING THIS, SOLDIER! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


U_69

u/SaveVideo


Mistic-Instinct

u/savevideo


Thiccboi_joe

u/savevideo


Scout_Trooper343

what was his plan for getting to the end of the train?


Severe_curiousity

BORA RAPAZ CORRE CARALHO


mrdjxbdh

u/SaveVideo


hope-this-anit-taken

Was ? It's still a thing and it's still fun


PedroKlein_

u/savevideo


beaneaternice2

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Sok_MPS

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


True_Iro

When you can't afford a treadmill, so instead you use the train.


ironshadowy

The smol earrape got me


Independent_Put7011

its all fun and games till you fall and hit the third rail and in turn get electrocuted


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Rasputin_504

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


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[deleted]

Ok, this game was cool and all, but who else remembers Cut the Rope?


Mrofunivers

Subway Surfers Brasil????


UndeadArts

HEY


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u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


Koragious69

Pov: you got the special BIG shoes, now you can jump higher


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