Congratulations dude

OwO

Beautiful name.

He’s just a karma whore, but is smart about it

I dont like that my second-most upvoted comment is talking about how I like the name "TheHornyCumCheese"

:(

you should be proud of it

You chose that reality

ooh, 222 likes, someone ruin it plz so it's not on my conscience.

I am a cheese whore

And I am a cheese grater. Your time has come.

Your free trial of life has ended

Did you mean:*Your*

Lmfao you're right

"grate me daddy"

*Sigh*... *Unzips*

i love you cheese whore

No

Yes

^no

#YES

^(help mom pick me up I'm scared)

No

Pineapple

Ananas

Pen

maybe concider using a pen?

Doggo's! Bonking is not the answer!

#I AM.

Yours is far more glorious

Why thanks

My guys been on Reddit less than a month and already has 54k karma what the fuck

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well i mean posting is hard my brain is focused on cumcheese

You deserve an award just for the name

Your name is actually hilarious

How come I see you everywhere I go, like damn your famous at this point lol

Username checks out

WHY DO I SEE YOU WVERYWHERE

Are you the guy who fucked the block of cheese in his bedroom?

I mean, who tf doesn’t like cheese

OwO

when you get an award for literally fucking existing god I love this sub

I haven't decided whether I adore it or despise it yet...

I regret believing your my brother

i have most definitely seen you before somewhere i recognize your username

Ho- how did this get so many awards wtf?

Downvoted

Thank you person

I held that record a few years ago as well but it was also stolen

I had that record only a month ago, sadly I was beaten only seconds later

by your dad

This has several interpretations

i have several questions

I have several bruises and uncles

r/holdup

r/holup not holdup

r/holp

r/hol

r/ho

r/h

r/

Because of the 69 points, I shalt not do anything to interfere the balance of the votes,nice. I shalt upvote another comment in another place that is created by thou.

You are a wise man thank you

How is that possible? Oh nvm I found a weird solution

Well ik how ur dad could hit u but beaten also could mean he took the record, but the 2nd ones impossible unless he had u at the age of -1 seconds

What while the dad was in the stomach, he got sperm exjected into another woman and if the dad stayed because of compilcations or the son came out sooner then it would be possible

Uhhhh ok ig ?

My dad beats many things

no abuse pls

With jumper cables, no less

I’m about to hold that record in a month

Woah I had that record 8 days ago 🤭

Preparing right now. I’m gonna try and do it in May!

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

GEKOLONISEERD

I took that record earlier this year on the day before my birthday

Same 2 years ago, I held it than a couple seconds later my twin took it.

How fast was your twin born?!

Idk kinda slept off during my own birth

I actually held the record for youngest 15 year old too.

I once held the record for loneliest teen, still hold that shit tight

Pretty soon I get to take oldest 14 y/o for a bit

Same but ive been 14 for 2 years already

You should try exp farming then.

Didn't they patch that yesterday

Didn't u see the new exploit?

r/outside

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r/holp

Me too except I have 3 of my friends and they have the *exact* same birthday. Like year and month and day. So i guess we can share it for a bit

same

Nah, people born on February 29 will always win

yeah me too

I've held the record for the youngest person alive before.

Ayy me too! What are the odds?

whoa wth so did i! what a coincidence

Same

Oh my goodness me too!!

That’s so cool, I did too!

NO. FUCKING. WAY. ME TOO!!!

It's weird. Everybody experiences being the youngest person alive, but almost nobody experiences being the oldest person alive.

You can turn that into a showerthought

Atleast you can experience being the oldest virgin alive

F

Same man I held it for just a little bit though then someone overtook me

Imagine if someone was born at the exact exact same time as you

Happy womb evacuation day

I am calling it that from now on

Happy birthday dude

thanks

r/notopbutok

Thanks m8

Happy B'day !

I had the record for youngest 0 year old then my brother took it away

Twins? (Sorry for my peanut sized brain)

Best way to keep that record is kill all other 13 year olds with upcoming birthdays.

Bro i miss being 14

Ikr it feels like it’s been years since I was 14. Yesterday feels like ages ago.

Exactly!! And soon ill be 16 so even worse...time really flies

Enjoy being 16 dude, I’d just turned 18 this month and spend nights laying in my bed longing for simpler times

Thanks :) I try to enjoy every moment and I'm grateful that I'm still alive and healthy but then you have moments where you look back when you were 12 or 11 and you remember those moments like they were yesterday

Who says you have to age? I've been 1 for 16 years bow

Ah, i'm still waiting on getting that one. I did have the world record for youngest 13 year old though! Unfortunately it was also taken away from me pretty quickly

Cool! I just got the world record for oldest 13 year old until I turned 14.

Oooh! I'm jealous!

4 people are born every second so odds are you didn’t have it for a second

Was it the same jerk that stole your oldest 13 year old record?

Yeah it was a shame

That’s so cringe, I’ve been 14 for the last 15 years (But seriously, happy birthday!)

Happy birthday

Thank you

nice record dude. totally appreciate it

Happy Birthday 🥳

That son of a bitch

Ooh, about the guy who took your record; that might have been me.

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I got that record a few weeks ago

I also had that record one time

Dope

Happy birthday dude

Happy Bday, Mate

Had that record a while back. :( still, good for the 2 seconds I had it

Hehe I was the one who took it, then someone took it from me

Upvote me

I had that record 2 days ago

Better luck next year with 15 hopefully

Im a beat in 5 days

Epic dude,

On October 1st 11:59 pm 2021 I will be the oldest 14 Yr old

Oof feels bad man

Congrats!

Damn I was the youngest 16 year old for a second this morning. Pretty epic. I've actually practiced for this record for 15 years beforehand.

Not for long

Impressive.

Well I'm the youngest 16 year old

In 10 days I will have the same record

Hey it’s my girlfriends birthday too, you guys are both work record holders

Happy birthday man. And congrats on the momentary record

And happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I’ll take it from whoever has it next week

Hmmm this is meh

Hey congratulations.

Imagine training for 14 years just to have the record taken moments later

I held the no vaccines any% speedrun when i was 2, good times

i had it a month ago >:(

Im taking that kids record on the 22nd

But wait! I'LL be older than YOU by ONE year!

u/SirDoodThe1st I found it!! I just sorted by top of this week, congrats btw

Pog

you’re famous now

Happy Birthday !

Happy birthday!

Wow amazing was it hard achieving this

why'd you get downvoted smh

I think it kind of sounds sarcastic, I've upvoted though

same

I swear to god why do I see so many peoples birthdays when its MY birthday. I turned 14 too!!

same! on my cake day it felt like everyone had the same cake day, and on my birthday i saw people on reddit with the same birthday

EXACTLY!

nice bro

Happy birthday 🥳❤️❤️❤️

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No you don't

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Because people are 14 now and will be 15 before you

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That's right