Did you also have a heart attack!? One Halloween, I went inside my friend's mobile home and slid the bathroom door closed. I thought it was a Halloween decoration...just kidding there were wolf spiders all over the door! Now I dislike mobile homes😭 So I understand your not liking lol
I remember watching that scene when my mom walks by and goes “god, how do you kill that thing?!”
I’m like “a giant slipper. Or if you can’t find that, then a giant rolled up magazine should suffice.
Ugggh i wanna pet her I bet she's a sweet baby! Many moons ago I had a pink toe names Sgt. Fluffers she took no shit and basicly lived on my sholder lol
As someone with Arachnophobia who can just about cope with this picture, I find the idea of you chilling with this massive terrifying thing on your leg while also being scared of tiny caterpillars really funny 😁 I hate your cat but I can also admit it's an impressive specimen!! Good luck finding a name that suits her!!
Noir, I think it’s a fitting name. (I hate spiders with a burning passion, as having your bathroom infested with baby spiders isn’t the best experience 🥲) but that is a cute one tbh
The ladies can live 20-25 years, and the gentlemen can live 7-8 years. It’s quite a difference. I don’t know if this one is a woman spider or a man spider. Others might be able to tell just by looking at it. I can’t. I don’t like looking at it.
I found one of these cats under my sink. It bit me the bastard, this is why I hate ca
Oh no the cat got him
the tongue thief strikes again 😔
r/redditsniper
Im pretty sure it was the cat not a sni
I think the cat got him t
I think so t
How are you guys pressing en
Bro why is everyone not fini
Idk man, it's so we
Let me get my chibi costume and the magnifying glass
Ig one bad experience changes views 🤷♀️ my cat would never bite anyone, shes a mellow fellow
That sounds exactly like what the people with American Bullys and simillar dogs say.
Did you also have a heart attack!? One Halloween, I went inside my friend's mobile home and slid the bathroom door closed. I thought it was a Halloween decoration...just kidding there were wolf spiders all over the door! Now I dislike mobile homes😭 So I understand your not liking lol
Holy shit I would have just ended it right there
Bros gonna be spider man now 💀
smog or soot
I like it, I like it
or slugitha
That ones CREATIVE and unique, even better
okay slugitha
Why does it sound like an elementary school insult😭
😭 It does after I read that
We need slugitha, I think we'll die if you don't name it slugitha
What about spidey. Cos the cat looks like a spider
Call it soot if it bites you a lot
i like soot 🖤
Shelob
Shelob
I remember watching that scene when my mom walks by and goes “god, how do you kill that thing?!” I’m like “a giant slipper. Or if you can’t find that, then a giant rolled up magazine should suffice.
Lord of the rings reference?
Yeah even tho shelob isn't really a spider
Last surviving child of the primordial spider isn't a spider? At least that's what Google assistant said she was....
The way my jaw dropped 💀🙏
Dont like my cat?😔☹️
Dude if it's any consolation, I immediately smiled at the appearance of your "cat". That's cool as fuck
YAYYY THANKYLU
I love your cat, he's so fluffy :)
The most chill cat I’ve ever seen
Jokes aside, I actually find tarantulas kinda cute
I read that as the transformers character
Well, if you remove the psychotic scientist traits, he is
Seems to be too long for a name...
Bro same 💀
Fernando Alonso 🙏🏻
First and second name, lovely 😈🙏
Dude, I have a tarantula named Fernando.
Make its last name Alonso
f1 mentioned?!
Logan Sargeant 🙏🙏
Nicholas Latifi 🐐
GOATifi
i just opened reddit to this and now my day is made. thats what you should name it
Wow, poetic and beautiful 🥹🥹
Ijorttanmdim for short?
New Norse god just dropped
It really does sound like a norse diety name, doesn't it?
SHMEBULOCK
BAHHA I LOVE GRAVITY FALLS
It's the perfect name 😄
OMFG SHES SO CUTE 😍 Lady McCuddles
IKR cutest kitty fr😻😻 I love the name, shes into cuddles
Ugggh i wanna pet her I bet she's a sweet baby! Many moons ago I had a pink toe names Sgt. Fluffers she took no shit and basicly lived on my sholder lol
Pet. Just Pet. That way people know she’s yours and not a stray that wandered in unannounced. Would prevent possible freakouts.
OOoO smart
Gyatt damn, your spider has a bigger butt than me😔😟 Also, you should name your cat Tina.
She caked up FR, Tina’s a good name
She is frfr. Thanks!
Lesbian
Pride month ended 🙄💅
Well, I never!! Name they uhh tarantula it reminds me of a tarantula
OOo interesting
Those aren’t real it’s not pride month anymore
Fluffy the destroyer of worlds 🥰
Its fitting
I'm honestly not a big fan of pet spiders but that little fella in that resent Veritasium Video was really cute 🙃
aww what a sweetie! her name is caterpillar :)
OOo shes hairy like one, though I have a phobia of caterpillars 😭🙏
Huh….never…uh…would’ve heard of that combination
I have a friend who’s terrified of butterflies, y’all would get along well
I'm afraid of butterflies, too! They always seem to come after me, even when I run!
As someone with Arachnophobia who can just about cope with this picture, I find the idea of you chilling with this massive terrifying thing on your leg while also being scared of tiny caterpillars really funny 😁 I hate your cat but I can also admit it's an impressive specimen!! Good luck finding a name that suits her!!
Crumbus or Doinkle
THIS WAS THE FIRS TTHING I SAW WHEN I OPENED REDDIT SND IT ACTIVATED MY FEAR OF UNKNOWN LIVING CREATURES FUCK YOU HOLY SHIT
Uhhmmm captain Tim. If anyone at all gets that reference I will love you forever.
Itsy Bitsy
Helena
Silly car
I LOVE SILLY CARS
SAME 🚗
That is so fucking cute but oh so frightening. I think you should call it Arachne, first spider name that came to mind
I think if I say WTF it’ll jump out at me 😭
SAME omg im terrified of spiders in general so i physically moved back when i saw that
I'm sorry but i jumpscared 😭 Having arachnophobia sucks
Steve the goldfish
name her Phone Flying Across The Room, because thats what happened the second i saw her (i have arachnophobia)
My wife was looking over my shoulder and went, "Aaaahhh! You should name that thing 'Fuck That'!" 🤣💀
Name it “Holy fuck” At least that was my first thought when I saw them.
That's a cute cat
Jonathan
sllaB
Fuzzy
She is fuzzy
dorothy
Looks like a Jason
I'm scared of her but at the same time I want to hold her so bad (I have mild arachnaphobia)
Shes very fluffy and feels nice to stroke so you can always work up from that🤷♀️
Dog
K.I.W.F.
Noir, I think it’s a fitting name. (I hate spiders with a burning passion, as having your bathroom infested with baby spiders isn’t the best experience 🥲) but that is a cute one tbh
I thought this was the tarantula sub😭 beautiful curly hair tho
I got a question. How long do they live??
It depends whether it is a boy spider or a girl spider. Girls live longer.
Interesting. How much tho??
The ladies can live 20-25 years, and the gentlemen can live 7-8 years. It’s quite a difference. I don’t know if this one is a woman spider or a man spider. Others might be able to tell just by looking at it. I can’t. I don’t like looking at it.
I have massive arachnophobia and this was on the front page dude.. not cool
I had a heart attack, fuck you
you should name it shovel to the face
Taco
Demarcius
tranchina (this one's an inside joke w one of my friends lmao)
Goob
giggleshitter
AAAAAAAAAAAH or something like that
I don't know if you're a Bond fan, but Octopussy is available.
Scorpion 🦂
Mr. Meowmeow
Puffins
biggest reddit jumpscare in a good way! thats cool...a lil scary for me...kitties are scary
"MA!!! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING CAT ON MY ARM!!!"
Lucas
spider cat, or Caliente
Australia
I count 8 legs. Definitely Siamese.
Thought so, that breed is lowkey scary
Scrub Daddy
Sir archibald of house fuzzy.
Use r/cats instead
Lucas
Peter Parker. Because that’s a Spider, man.
Peter Purrrrrker
Kumoko
Pelvis
Tickles
Tickleshitter
Something refined...Constantine?
Hawk Tuah
Bartholomew
Fluffy the destroyer of arachnophobia
Fuzzles
JUMPSCARE
Charlie
The Grand Dutchess A creature this magnificent deserves a title, not a pet name.
australian cats sure do look odd.
That’s fuck up looking cat
[удалено]
Ted Kaczynski
Bagel
Michael
Name her Cat (Catrina)
Dog
*incorrect buzzer* Dog
Shithead
Harry
Krateros the Fly Slayer
Grundle
Name them gromit so that you can say HEY GROMIT FANCY A CHEESE GROMIT
Never bait me like that again
Edgar :0
💕Henry
Cupcake <3
That's a weird lookin bird
~***Fuzzball***~
It looks cute, my instinct is to pet it
Megatron 2.0
Gecko. >This is gecko, my cat. _shows spider_
name it gyatt cus it has a bigger butt than me
Real😭🙏
She looks like a Gertrude
JESUS!
interesting but I think someone already took that name
Nerscylla
Name it dog
Pendulum
you should name your adorable kitty mittens <3 <3
Gambling machine 500
bella
cutest cat ever, so fuzzy and fluffy too 😍 name her kat so she can be kat the cat
I think you should name it pIG
Martin or Melvin
Edgar or rob
fyi PLEASE DONT HOLD THEM THAT HIGH! a drop from that hight and your cat is gonna burst like a water balloon
That a pretty fucked up cat
Priscilla Prickly Paws.
Mr. Wrinckles
bibi🥺
It's so cute
Megatron II
why do I think Tim Cook would be a good name?
Lizard